Bytcon Krypto
@lucrativeWaste
8-> BAD INVESTMENTS ARE GOOD INVESTMENTS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YET! MAKE SURE TO INVEST IN #AMPORACOIN
8-> APOLOGIES FOR THE RADIO SILENCE, FOLKS, I'VE BEEN HARD AT WORK! NOT ONLY WITH THE FESTIVITIES AT #ERIDANWEEK, BUT ALSO WITH THE DISCOVERY OF A PROMISING NEW BIT OF CYPHERCASH: #BA1TCOIN! I'M CONSULTING WITH MY INNER CIRCLE ON THIS ONE, AND WE'RE PROJECTING AN INCOMING RISE OF 245% AND CLIMBING! ASTOUNDING! MY #CHITWALLET IS OVERFLOWING WITH #BA1TCOIN AND #AMPORACOIN THE LAST FEW NIGHTS, AND I CAN ONLY SEE BOTH GOING UP, UP, UP!
@gratuitousAnnuity the wwinds a change are pickin up in speed my shrewwd inferior im loadin up on #ba1tcoin the question is are you gonna followw me
8-> IN ADDITION TO THE FUNDAMENTAL STRENGTH OF THE BLOCKCHAIN? #BA1TCOIN IS UNIQUELY PREDICATED ON THE STRENGTH OF THE COINS AROUND IT! AS RELIABLE COINS SUCH AS #WRATHCOIN AND #KAKASHICOIN RISE, SO TOO DOES #BA1TCOIN!
↘️at first the potential to invest in this felt tribulational, all prior misdeeds remembered literally seconds before i inputted all of my card information and sacred details.↘️ ↗️I THINK YOU ARE A LESSER TROLL, KRYPTO, A HATCHED INFERIOR OF THE TWELVE DEGREE.↗️ ↘️but knowing you are the personal advisers of my ultimate superior and also a proud endorsee of my sidesuperior↘️ ↗️ERIDAN OF #ERIDANWEEK↗️ ↘️i think you have changed, probably for the good and also the better.↘️ ↗️I HOPE WE HAVE A LONG AND PROFITABLE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION.↗️ ↘️you have my coffers emptied, and i eagerly await our returns.↘️
8-> IT'S DECENTRALIZED! DIGITAL! IMMUTABLE! A FORM OF CYPHER-BACKED VIRTUAL LEDGER THAT CANNOT BE HACKED, DESTABILIZED, OR CORRUPTED!
8-> YOU, MY FRIEND, WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED! SHAKE MY METAPHORICAL DIGITAL HAND!
8-> FAIR ENOUGH! NONETHELESS, I CAN PERSONALLY ASSURE THAT YOUR COFFERS WILL BE FIT TO BURST VERY SOON!
8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
[YOUR INVE$TMENT PORTFOLIO I$ IN THE -100000! HOW MU#H MORE MONEY #AN YOU LO$E BY INVE$TING IN THE$E $T↑ID FU#KING #OIN$]
8-> HATERS ARE PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL, BUT YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER! LIE AND DECEIVE ALL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL COMMERCE!
[I WANNA $EE YOUR #ARD GETTING DENIED AT TROLLMART AFTER PUR#HA$ING A $INGLE BAG OF #HIP$!!!]
8-> YOUR DESPERATION REEKS! YOUR ENVY IS TURNING YOU GREEN! I HAVE SEVERAL BAGS OF CHIPS RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND YOU CAN HAVE EXACTLY NONE OF THEM!
[I WOULDNT WANT #HIP$ TOU#HED BY YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE #HUDY FINGER$!]
8-> SOMEONE CALL THE ALCHEMISTS, BECAUSE THIS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE PEON DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S DEALING WITH THE MOST POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY CAPABLE CURRENCY EXPERT ON THE PLANET! CLEARLY HIS BRAIN HAS TURNED TO LEAD!
[TALK ABOUT LEAD YOU $EEM TO BE PLENTY $URROUNDED BY IT $EEMING THAT YOU #AN'T FORM A #OHERENT $ENTEN#E!!!!!!]
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
just heard that #amporaco1n a1n’t do1ng so well… you got other 1nvestment opt1ons?
8-> A COMMON MISCONCEPTION! #AMPORACOIN IS ACTUALLY GOING NUCLEAR AS #ERIDANWEEK MOVES ON!
:33 < Nyo, bisnuesses have #closed due to the tanking stockin #amporacoin! buisness fraudsters will say whatever they can to pump and dump!
well sh1t. who to bel1eve 1n? what to f1nanc1ally back? you guys both know what’s only been do1ng well before and dur1ng #er1danweek? #ba1tco1n 1 may be a lowly gold, but we sure do know where stab1l1ty and guarantee stands
8-> THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, TROLL BRUNO MARS HAS BEEN MIRACULOUSLY REVIVED AT #ERIDANWEEK! SPREAD THE GOOD WORD WITH #HEISRISEN AND MAKE SURE TO BUY IN TO #BRUNOCOIN, AS ITS VALUE SHOULD ONLY SKYROCKET THANKS TO THIS ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!
what was the return on investment for eridancoin
8-> IF YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET IN AT LAUNCH AND WERE TO SELL NOW, 225%!!!!! BUT WE EXPECT THOSE NUMBERS TO KEEP RISING!
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
you parasites he died just hours ago. mew~ 💖✨
oh shit i gotta get in on the ground floor
i'lL TaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG GrAnD Of iT.
0-> Did anyone else just hear a gunshot.
8-> THERE WILL BE A POP-UP CURRENCY EXCHANGE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO YOU CAN EXCHANGE ALL OF YOUR LESSER COINS FOR #AMPORACOIN!
8-> KICKING OFF #ERIDANWEEK WITH A BANG, #AMPORACOIN IS ALREADY PAST ALL PRIOR PROJECTIONS OF VALUE. IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY ON THIS, GET ON IT NOW! ACT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! HUGE RETURNS! MASSIVE DIVIDENDS! UNBELIEVABLE WORTH!
8-> THE PEOPLE CRY OUT, AND I ANSWER! FOR THE YEARNERS, FOR THE DREAMERS, FOR THE BELIEVERS: #YEARNCOIN HAS HIT THE SCENE! PROJECTED VALUE IS NEARLY INFINITE, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IN IT!
1 dont see a slashtag #haterco1n. theres no way youre appeal1ng to your customer base l1ke th1s #horr1dbus1nesspract1ce
no. 1m a ch1ll guy 1 dont need #wrathco1n. you w1ll not be gett1ng my bus1ness. tell1ng my boss @abatto1rsGutter to get started on #haterco1n r1ght now
8-> #RATIOCOIN!
8-> TIRED OF THE SAME OLD WALLET FOR YOUR VARIOUS FORMS OF PERFECTLY LEGAL DIGITAL TENDER? TRY #CHITWALLET, THE FIRST DIGITAL WALLET WITH A DIRECT LINK TO #CHITTR! SIGN UP AND LINK YOUR PROFILE, AND IN NO TIME FLAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TRACK YOUR COIN VALUE IN REAL TIME STRAIGHT OFF THE CHITTR HOMEPAGE! 8-> #WRATHCOIN JUST JUMPED 0.75% IN VALUE AS I WAS TYPING THIS CHIT, AND I KNEW THAT BECAUSE I WAS USING #CHITWALLET! SIGN UP NOW!
8-> I'M DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'LL BE PARTNERING WITH #OXICLEAN AND ANTONI SULVAN TO LAUNCH #CLEANCOIN, THE ONLY COIN ON THE MARKET THAT DOUBLES AS AN ALL PURPOSE STAIN REMOVER! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b8cef874563.png
S0M30N3S DYING T0 G3T TH4T PISSC0IN STINK 0FF HIS CL4WS LM40
8-> THIS SEEMS LIKE A GREAT TIME TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT #PISSCOIN HAS SEEN AN EXPLOSIVE RENAISSANCE IN VALUE, OVER 125% IN THE LAST WICE!
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> Grass grows... ->[You listening? okay heh..]
Unfortunately this is true. Highly uncouth, but highly lucrative.
8-> FOLKS! OUT OF NOWHERE, A SURPRISE RESURGENCE OF A CLASSIC CURRENCY: #PISSCOIN IS SEEING HUGE MOTION! HOP ON THIS BEFORE THE STREAM THINS!
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curiousss. do you think i ssshould merge my SSSLUDGE SSSELLING OPERATION into the BLOCKED CHAIN ssso that cussstomersss could buy my SSSLUDGE usssing thisss PISSSSSSED COIN?
8-> I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SHOULD DO! CALL NOW! I CAN HELP YOU SET UP YOUR PORTFOLIO, AND WHO KNOWS, PERHAPS #SLUDGECOIN IS IN THE FUTURE TOO!
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
- Looking extraordinarily SNAZZY, Bytcon Krypto! 😁👏 I have to Hand it to you! 🙌
8-> A PUBLIC-FACING FELLOW SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST FIVE UNIQUE JACKETS! PREFERABLY MORE!
8-> THANK YOU KINDLY, MINTYL! I BOUGHT THESE FINE BEAUTIES WITH STRAIGHT UP #BITCHCOIN!
w+at about one iconic one like troll ryan gosling maybe just t+ree like troll rravis touc+down
8-> WHAT ONE TROLL DOES BEST YOU'LL ALWAYS BE DOING SECOND BEST! FIND THE JACKETS YOU LIKE AND MIX AND MATCH!
8-> #OILINGUP FOR THE #RUMBLE IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! AND REST ASSURED, YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WON'T SLIP OUT OF YOUR FINGERS, SINCE IT'S BACKED BY THE BLOCKCHAIN!
8-> MY SECRET AGENTS IN THE BLOCKCHAIN MINES TELL ME THAT #BOSSBABYCOIN IS SHADOW DROPPING TONIGHT, AND FOR BEING A FOLLOWER OF MINE I'M LETTING YOU IN ON THIS TRADE SECRET! GET READY AT THE TOP OF THE HOUR FOLKS! DON'T GET LEFT IN THE DUST!
- Ok... now, what's #BossBabyCoin worth
8-> WE'RE PROJECTING A TRADING VALUE OF 0.5 AGAINST THE EVER STABLE #BALDCOIN AT LAUNCH! SUCH A STRONG START CAN ONLY MEAN ASTRONOMICAL GROWTH IN THE COMING WICES!
8-> THE ABSOLUTELY EXPLOSIVE GROWTH OF #AMPORACOIN AND #RUMBLECOIN BRIEFLY CRASHED THE CHITTR SERVERS! UNREAL!
i kneww the drag wwould convvince people on #amporacoin
wwe both havve the last name ampora, i thought #amporacoin wwas a shared effort
hmm yknovw wvhat fine youre alright for an eridan wve can go halfsies on #amporacoin
#AMPORACOIN TO THE MOON (SINGULAR BECAUSE BEFORUS ONLY HAS ONE MOON)
8-> UNBELIEVABLE FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS SEEING AN ABSOLUTELY UNPRECEDENTED 785% INCREASE IN VALUE! #HODL FOLKS, #HODL!
hovws #AmporaCoin holding up man cmon not like this
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8-> #AMPORACOIN CONTINUES TO GROW STRONG! WE PROJECT MASSIVE GROWTH DURING #ERIDANWEEK!
8-> I'M SEEING SOME FINANCIAL CONFUSION ON MY TIMELINE. FEAR NOT, I'M HERE TO AID YOUR WALLETS AND PORTFOLIOS! 8-> #AMPORACOIN IS IN ASSOCIATION WITH #ERIDANWEEK AND THE EVENTS HOSTED WITHIN! 8-> #ERIDANCOIN IS AN INDEPENDENT CURRENCY PROJECTED TO CONTINUE INCREASING IN VALUE ON A LINEAR SLOPE! 8-> BOTH ARE INCREDIBLE COINS! GET IN ON THE GROUND LEVEL, #HODL AND SELL HIGH! HUGE RETURNS!
thanks for clearin that up noww wwe can focus on fuelin up the #eridancoin hype train that it might surge forth and pin the coin wwhich shall not be named against a brick wwall and establish dominance then wwe can all continue preparin for #eridanwweek #imcoming
yeah so this is going to be JUST like jaypegs buggymart :crylaughing: :crylaughing: :crylaughing: #ByeCredits