Bytcon Krypto
@lucrativeWaste
8-> BAD INVESTMENTS ARE GOOD INVESTMENTS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YET! MAKE SURE TO INVEST IN #AMPORACOIN
8-> I AM BEYOND PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE VERY FIRST BLOCKCHAIN INTEGRATED ENTRY IN THE ACCLAIMED COOKING MAMA SERIES. I HAD PERSONAL INPUT IN THE CYPHERCASH INTEGRATION OF THIS FANTASTIC GAME. DOWNLOAD IT DIGITALLY TONIGHT! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98d58bf6ca70.png
Congratulations on the release, Mr. Krypto. Though throughout development I was very unsure about your decision to have this...woman as the guiding role of the game, but after playing it for myself on my newly alchemized Nintendo Switch System, I understand the vision. All of those enthusiastic about the blockchain and cooking as I am, and all of those aspiring to be twelve star men, should endeavor to delve into this one.
↘️we are taking mamacoin to the moons.↘️
8-> CATCH A DOSE OF #VACCINECOIN AND PROTECT YOURSELF!
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8-> I AIN'T READING ALL OF THAT! CONGRATULATIONS OR MY CONDOLENCES, WHICHEVER APPLIES!
HEY!!!! YOU STOLE MY AMAZINGLY ORIGINAL IDEA!!!!! YOU WILL START FEELING A SLIGHT HEADACHE THAT WILL GET WORSE AND WORSE IN THREE DAYS!!!!
8-> #VACCINECOIN WARDS ME AGAINST YOUR LESSER CYPHERCASH, SCRUB.
8-> NO IDEA WHAT A CRYPTO COIN IS! I ROCK CYPHERCASH ALL NIGHT, BABE!
8-> #TOTALDRAMACOIN IS LIVE, FOLKS!
hell yeah. i love crypto rug pulls. sign me right tf up.
8-> BUY THREE GET FOUR MORE FREE; BLENDERS! TONIGHT ONLY!
8-> UNBELIEVABLE DEALS THIS WICE, FOLKS! STOP BY THE CURRENCY DOME AND TRADE IN YOUR LOOPS FOR SOME CRISP #STIFFCASH AND HEAD RIGHT OUTSIDE FOR A BUY ONE GET ONE DEAL ON BIKE PUMPS, ONLY AVAILABLE THROUGH THE USE OF #STIFFCASH!
8-> IT'S #SLIMEWALLET, FOLKS.
8-> WHAT'S THIS? #BAITCOIN IS SEEING AN UNPRECENDENTED FALL FROM GRACE! INCONCEIVABLE!
sorry man i had to do it for a bit. you must understand the ends justify the means
Insider sabotage? Nonsense. Hayaah, creator of baitcoin, and me, one of her cllosest friends and allso hollder of significant fiscall inflluence, not to mention Bytcon Krypto, known associate of Hayaah, performed NO sabotage. That woulld be silly
8-> APOLOGIES FOR THE RADIO SILENCE, FOLKS, I'VE BEEN HARD AT WORK! NOT ONLY WITH THE FESTIVITIES AT #ERIDANWEEK, BUT ALSO WITH THE DISCOVERY OF A PROMISING NEW BIT OF CYPHERCASH: #BA1TCOIN! I'M CONSULTING WITH MY INNER CIRCLE ON THIS ONE, AND WE'RE PROJECTING AN INCOMING RISE OF 245% AND CLIMBING! ASTOUNDING! MY #CHITWALLET IS OVERFLOWING WITH #BA1TCOIN AND #AMPORACOIN THE LAST FEW NIGHTS, AND I CAN ONLY SEE BOTH GOING UP, UP, UP!
@gratuitousAnnuity the wwinds a change are pickin up in speed my shrewwd inferior im loadin up on #ba1tcoin the question is are you gonna followw me
8-> IN ADDITION TO THE FUNDAMENTAL STRENGTH OF THE BLOCKCHAIN? #BA1TCOIN IS UNIQUELY PREDICATED ON THE STRENGTH OF THE COINS AROUND IT! AS RELIABLE COINS SUCH AS #WRATHCOIN AND #KAKASHICOIN RISE, SO TOO DOES #BA1TCOIN!
↘️at first the potential to invest in this felt tribulational, all prior misdeeds remembered literally seconds before i inputted all of my card information and sacred details.↘️ ↗️I THINK YOU ARE A LESSER TROLL, KRYPTO, A HATCHED INFERIOR OF THE TWELVE DEGREE.↗️ ↘️but knowing you are the personal advisers of my ultimate superior and also a proud endorsee of my sidesuperior↘️ ↗️ERIDAN OF #ERIDANWEEK↗️ ↘️i think you have changed, probably for the good and also the better.↘️ ↗️I HOPE WE HAVE A LONG AND PROFITABLE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION.↗️ ↘️you have my coffers emptied, and i eagerly await our returns.↘️
8-> IT'S DECENTRALIZED! DIGITAL! IMMUTABLE! A FORM OF CYPHER-BACKED VIRTUAL LEDGER THAT CANNOT BE HACKED, DESTABILIZED, OR CORRUPTED!
8-> YOU, MY FRIEND, WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED! SHAKE MY METAPHORICAL DIGITAL HAND!
8-> FAIR ENOUGH! NONETHELESS, I CAN PERSONALLY ASSURE THAT YOUR COFFERS WILL BE FIT TO BURST VERY SOON!
8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
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8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
[YOUR INVE$TMENT PORTFOLIO I$ IN THE -100000! HOW MU#H MORE MONEY #AN YOU LO$E BY INVE$TING IN THE$E $T↑ID FU#KING #OIN$]
8-> HATERS ARE PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL, BUT YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER! LIE AND DECEIVE ALL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL COMMERCE!
[I WANNA $EE YOUR #ARD GETTING DENIED AT TROLLMART AFTER PUR#HA$ING A $INGLE BAG OF #HIP$!!!]
8-> YOUR DESPERATION REEKS! YOUR ENVY IS TURNING YOU GREEN! I HAVE SEVERAL BAGS OF CHIPS RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND YOU CAN HAVE EXACTLY NONE OF THEM!
[I WOULDNT WANT #HIP$ TOU#HED BY YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE #HUDY FINGER$!]
8-> SOMEONE CALL THE ALCHEMISTS, BECAUSE THIS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE PEON DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S DEALING WITH THE MOST POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY CAPABLE CURRENCY EXPERT ON THE PLANET! CLEARLY HIS BRAIN HAS TURNED TO LEAD!
[TALK ABOUT LEAD YOU $EEM TO BE PLENTY $URROUNDED BY IT $EEMING THAT YOU #AN'T FORM A #OHERENT $ENTEN#E!!!!!!]
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
just heard that #amporaco1n a1n’t do1ng so well… you got other 1nvestment opt1ons?
8-> A COMMON MISCONCEPTION! #AMPORACOIN IS ACTUALLY GOING NUCLEAR AS #ERIDANWEEK MOVES ON!
:33 < Nyo, bisnuesses have #closed due to the tanking stockin #amporacoin! buisness fraudsters will say whatever they can to pump and dump!
well sh1t. who to bel1eve 1n? what to f1nanc1ally back? you guys both know what’s only been do1ng well before and dur1ng #er1danweek? #ba1tco1n 1 may be a lowly gold, but we sure do know where stab1l1ty and guarantee stands
8-> THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, TROLL BRUNO MARS HAS BEEN MIRACULOUSLY REVIVED AT #ERIDANWEEK! SPREAD THE GOOD WORD WITH #HEISRISEN AND MAKE SURE TO BUY IN TO #BRUNOCOIN, AS ITS VALUE SHOULD ONLY SKYROCKET THANKS TO THIS ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!
8-> IF YOU WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET IN AT LAUNCH AND WERE TO SELL NOW, 225%!!!!! BUT WE EXPECT THOSE NUMBERS TO KEEP RISING!
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
you parasites he died just hours ago. mew~ 💖✨
oh shit i gotta get in on the ground floor
i'lL TaKe a mOtHeR FuCkInG GrAnD Of iT.
0-> Did anyone else just hear a gunshot.
8-> THERE WILL BE A POP-UP CURRENCY EXCHANGE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO YOU CAN EXCHANGE ALL OF YOUR LESSER COINS FOR #AMPORACOIN!
8-> KICKING OFF #ERIDANWEEK WITH A BANG, #AMPORACOIN IS ALREADY PAST ALL PRIOR PROJECTIONS OF VALUE. IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY ON THIS, GET ON IT NOW! ACT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! HUGE RETURNS! MASSIVE DIVIDENDS! UNBELIEVABLE WORTH!
8-> THE PEOPLE CRY OUT, AND I ANSWER! FOR THE YEARNERS, FOR THE DREAMERS, FOR THE BELIEVERS: #YEARNCOIN HAS HIT THE SCENE! PROJECTED VALUE IS NEARLY INFINITE, IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IN IT!
1 dont see a slashtag #haterco1n. theres no way youre appeal1ng to your customer base l1ke th1s #horr1dbus1nesspract1ce
no. 1m a ch1ll guy 1 dont need #wrathco1n. you w1ll not be gett1ng my bus1ness. tell1ng my boss @abatto1rsGutter to get started on #haterco1n r1ght now
8-> #RATIOCOIN!
8-> TIRED OF THE SAME OLD WALLET FOR YOUR VARIOUS FORMS OF PERFECTLY LEGAL DIGITAL TENDER? TRY #CHITWALLET, THE FIRST DIGITAL WALLET WITH A DIRECT LINK TO #CHITTR! SIGN UP AND LINK YOUR PROFILE, AND IN NO TIME FLAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TRACK YOUR COIN VALUE IN REAL TIME STRAIGHT OFF THE CHITTR HOMEPAGE! 8-> #WRATHCOIN JUST JUMPED 0.75% IN VALUE AS I WAS TYPING THIS CHIT, AND I KNEW THAT BECAUSE I WAS USING #CHITWALLET! SIGN UP NOW!
8-> I'M DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'LL BE PARTNERING WITH #OXICLEAN AND ANTONI SULVAN TO LAUNCH #CLEANCOIN, THE ONLY COIN ON THE MARKET THAT DOUBLES AS AN ALL PURPOSE STAIN REMOVER! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b8cef874563.png
S0M30N3S DYING T0 G3T TH4T PISSC0IN STINK 0FF HIS CL4WS LM40
8-> THIS SEEMS LIKE A GREAT TIME TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT #PISSCOIN HAS SEEN AN EXPLOSIVE RENAISSANCE IN VALUE, OVER 125% IN THE LAST WICE!
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> Grass grows... ->[You listening? okay heh..]
Unfortunately this is true. Highly uncouth, but highly lucrative.