Lolcow Peachs
@humorouseGravedigger
[I used to be a guitarist] [but i broke my arm...cant play anymore sorry] [my dms are uhm open]
Your name is Lolcow Peachs. You enjoy the simplicity of grave robbing from decomposed troll bodys to collect their bones after the muscle and tissue has long melted off, you like plants but can never remember to water them so they wilt, you like to record yourself for your fans online! Theyre pretty mean but they laugh at your reactions so theyre not that bad, and you also enjoy talking to your friends all day and doing nothing productive besides that. You make jewelery with the bones you collect at the very least! The prettiest little necklaces, bracelets and rings to show off to alot of people. You were formerly known in the low blood Punk and rave spaces before breaking your arm, playing the guitar and getting MAD NOOK in your prime. You dont really count as popular any more though, and you never recorded any of your songs to be released due to high blood plagerism. The only lasting records of your old music are in the hands of fans who recorded it. Your Lusis isnt in the picture. They were a large fluffy cow but they abandoned you like a sweep ago because they believed you were unfit to take care of them. It is all your fault theyre gone. Do you remember what she looked like? I mean...they might have been an off white in the fur, they liked eating rose petals so their lips were always red like lipstick...its hard to remember anything else. You miss your mom. You miss her so bad. You cant be alone here anylonger. Maybe youll live with one of your friends for a bit.... You live in a mausoleum in the middle of a graveyard and use revolvers as your weapons. you have a keen interest in troll fire arms and their uses.
[i think im ganna die #vagueposting]
[Sometimes i draw faces on paper and tape them to random places in my hive so i feel included in a group of people or wanted in a meaningful way but its just paper....#lonelyposting]
[#bonelore] [If you ever want to use indigo bones for anything i suggest using them to carve utensils like knifes and such because theyre extrevely sturdy and suprisingly easy to sharpen. carving them is a different question...] [THIS IS ALLEGED. I HAVE NEVER WORKED WITH INDIGO BONES!!!!!] [But also when painting bones youj should always sand them first and use thin acrylics. thick acrylicks cant lay down smooth enough....]
[WHO PUT OINKBEASTS BLOOD OVER MY DOOR AS A STUPIDFUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE! I WORE MY NNICE DRESS TODAY AND ITS RUINED]
> Im so sorry to hear that but uhm if you want somebody to take the blood off your hands can i have it please <
[I wish i had someone to hug and i wasnt so vacantly lonely all the time... all i have are bones and dead plants and the memories of being cool #lonelyposting]
i am literally 2 ft away fr/)m y/)u /)n the fl/)/)r /)f y/)ur hive
sending a vir7ual hug!! h0pe y0u feel be77er s00n! xc
i f33l that bro2ki #lon3lyhr2
[The drag queen i came to see at a show tonight isnt here and im sad cus now im stuck sitting here wondering if i should wait for them]
[everyones hornyposting and im scared and alone and left out #lonelyposting]
YOU LEARN TO IGNORE IT AT SOME POINT.
2hiit com3 join th party thn
2ht fair 3nough i b3li3v3 in u tho
Your name is Lolcow Peachs. You enjoy the simplicity of grave robbing from decomposed troll bodys to collect their bones after the muscle and tissue has long melted off, you like plants but can never remember to water them so they wilt, you like to record yourself for your fans online! Theyre pretty mean but they laugh at your reactions so theyre not that bad, and you also enjoy talking to your friends all day and doing nothing productive besides that. You make jewelery with the bones you collect at the very least! The prettiest little necklaces, bracelets and rings to show off to alot of people. You were formerly known in the low blood Punk and rave spaces before breaking your arm, playing the guitar and getting MAD NOOK in your prime. You dont really count as popular any more though, and you never recorded any of your songs to be released due to high blood plagerism. The only lasting records of your old music are in the hands of fans who recorded it. Your Lusis isnt in the picture. They were a large fluffy cow but they abandoned you like a sweep ago because they believed you were unfit to take care of them. It is all your fault theyre gone. Do you remember what she looked like? I mean...they might have been an off white in the fur, they liked eating rose petals so their lips were always red like lipstick...its hard to remember anything else. You miss your mom. You miss her so bad. You cant be alone here anylonger. Maybe youll live with one of your friends for a bit.... You live in a mausoleum in the middle of a graveyard and use revolvers as your weapons. you have a keen interest in troll fire arms and their uses.
[I just went to the convenient store and didnt cry when the cashier asked me card or cash! im so proud of myself [:) #selfconfident]
l/)lc/)w i might have 2 crasha t ur place again theres still traffic fr/)m the fucking party
|w|hat if they made fun of you for being nervous at the checkout? ho|w| do you feel no|w|?
[[ranking bones for jewelry final part!...] [THESE ARE ALLEGID! ESPECIALLY THESE ARE ALLEGID!] Violet blood bones: theyre like super smooth like fish bones. ive only seen 1 or 2 and they washed up on the beach. (i know im not allowed on the beach i was sneaky). i took them and theyre mounted on my wall. i give them grace and humility. 9/10 cus theyre really pointy and i dont like that.] [Fuschia blood bones: It was a windy night when i found it. Cold, I was so cold. searching for a new bone to scavange. I found something. Something burried in the very centre of the grave yard with flowers upon flowers piled ontop. I dug it up, and it was gorgiouse. it glissoned like gold. a shine upon it that was heavenly. I realised it was a fuschias bones. I couldnt desicrate such a thing! i couldnt! It felt so nice on the skin, so smooth and rich to the touch...i simply had to take it hive. A shrine i made for it. ive not a clue how old it is, if it is hold, the bones aged like wine. i couldnt make anything from it. I keep candles around it, and treat it with reverence. 10/10 human bones: 2/10 the texture is weird but i keep the teeth and fingers cus theyre fun. mutant blood bones: theyre a mixed bag and kinda depends? I keep them in my missilaniouse pile and are impossible to rank due to their inconsistancies. final #boneslore post...follow and like please]
i am givvin them a friendly wwarnin wwhich is the equivvalent of a nice signed glittercard wwith a smiley face drawwn on it you dont wwanna see wwhat a threat looks like
then i might possibly consider givvin you an allowwance a time so long as you dont LEAVVE ANY TRASH and you remain wwithin sight durin the course a the excursion i aint entirely unreasonable
[[ranking bones for jewelry part 3!...] [ALL OF THE ONES ON THIS LIST ARE TOTALLY ALLEGID AND I WOULD NEVER DESICRATE A HIGHER BLOODS GRAVE. I AM INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN UHM...wait do we go by those rules? idk im not liable for anything.] [cerulean blood bones: cerulean skulls specifically are really fun to find because the eyes can get supper weird and i like that. i paint them sometimes and just leave em on my mantel or something as a paper weight or candle holder. 10/10 because of the skulls. very nice to look at. my thinkpan feels funny when i do though... indigo blood bones: 0/10!!!! VERY HARD TO CARVE, VERY HARD TO DISMAN TLE. THE LIGAMENTS ARE LIKE FUCKING CAMENT! I HATE IOT! I HATE IT SO MUCH! WORST BONES TO WORK ON!!!] [Purple blood bones: 8/10, the teeth are very fun to put on necklaces because they are fun and sharp and vary alot in shape and size. the bonesare usually super long though so i have to either widdle them down, or use them as table legs or something. dont tell anyone i do that...please. follow and like for part 4 #boneslore]
tHIS IS ALL, gOOD KNOWLEDGE, tO HAVE, tHANK YOU,
× Allegedly, Of Course, This Means You Havve Seen VViolet Bones? ×
@ don't worry. simply surprised to find another who partakes in such an art. @
[OH THANK YOU i love the arts theyre my favourate hobby next to guns]
[◉"] Trying to use Chittr at work is more stressful than it ought to be. [◉"] I feel like I'm missing a lot of important conteXt!
║t's better ;f you stay off th;s app tbh. ║t can scramble your pan ;f you're not careful.
[ranking bones for jewelry part 2...] Olive blood bones: 9/10 relatively very easy to work with, perfect length, perfect thickness, perfect desnity, it just smells like wet dog...no matter how much you wash it. gatta put it in ressin to get rid of the smell. [Teal blood bones: N/A i dont use teal blood bones cus i think theyll sue me, and theyre good at that, cus theyre all lawyers or something...but allegedly if i WERE to (allegedly) use teal bones id say they are pretty nice to work with but they splinter. 7/10] Jade blood bones: never got to use them? cus i never see them in any grave yards, and the only ones that probably would have them, i would be killed immedietly upon trying to go there....hypotheticallt, idk, i think theyd be like...itty bitty. idk.] thank you like and follow for part 3 #bonelore]
[ranking bones for jewelry part 1...] [rust blood bones: they get soft after 5 days after death, so they arent the best for anything long lasting... 5/10, middle of the road kinda bones.] bronze blood bones: theyre really thick and hard to chissle into shapes, and the marrow is a weird texture after like a day in water jars? 7/10 though, very sturdy for nice belt buckle. gold blood bones: 0/10 they hurt to wrok with and you have to wait like a week after death for the psyonics to not zap tou while working] like and follow for part 2 #bonelore]
sh/)uld i be c/)ncerned that i am currently crashing at ur hive??????
[noooooo your bons wouldnt be good...read the ranking? you dont have to worry]
[idk who else to tell this but i stweal the bones from old graveyards and make jewelry out of it to feel something ever since my arm broke...sorry]
Oh that s♥︎unds like fun :O Just bee sure t♥︎ clean them extra s♥︎ y♥︎u d♥︎n’t get sick, Kay? :D
G♥︎♥︎d g♥︎♥︎d!! :D What kind ♥︎f jewelrbee d♥︎ y♥︎u make? I’m particularbee fr♥︎nd ♥︎f making friendship bracelets, even if s♥︎me tr♥︎lls I kn♥︎w tell me it’s dumb.
[i make pendants, hair clips, headbands, rings, bracelets,hat decor...]
TROLL8AMA IS DEAD????????!!!!!!!!
im gonna cra2h out lik3 g3nuin3ly fr3ak th3 fuck out
Rumors of the President's death are completely unfounded. Please wait for the Press Secretary to clear the air about this situation.
WHICH IS WHY THE FACT TH8T I DON'T KNOW IS SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKING DEAL
[IM MISSING TROLL LADY GAGS? WTF!!!!]
hey hey... l/)lc/)w... listen t/) me when i speak, ppl r being sh/)t in there. y/)u D(\NT wanna g/) there
Oh boy i sure am sad i am missing something everyone is expressing sadness over missing
[thank you for agreeing with me youre the only persxon i have]
[I ALWAYS MISS EVERYTHING!!!! [:(]
i mean its eridan WEEK s/) i d/)nt see why y/)u cant just g/) t/)m/)rr/)w
[but then id feel like a loser who came late and wassnt invited. and people got shot you told me people got shot. i dont wanna be shot]
wh/) cares, its called ERIDANweek its n/)t like any/)ne expects any/)ne likeable t/) attend
n/), we r chill. we r br/)s, im just saying theres g/)nna be way w/)rse pe/)ple there than y/)u
[I got addicted to an online gambling app and am now in debt] [i dont know what to do SERIOUSE ADVICE ONLY!!!]
im sure y/)u need it m/)re than HG after y/)u g/)t y/)ur credit card inf/) st/)len
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[thats what i thaught when i bet my last 100 but now im not seeing the light at the end of this tunnel]
See your last 100 was your last 100. 8ut 8orrow someone elses last 100 and itll 8e your first million. Think a8out it that way
[ill try to contact if i still have internet i might get it taken away for this]
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[this reminds me of when i used to play...i listen to it alot. https://open.spotify.com/track/5gf4hlkGthkntPehtoVa2D?si=ed789a0163d14b14]
