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@humorouseGravedigger
[I used to be a guitarist] [but i broke my arm...cant play anymore sorry] [my dms are uhm open]
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[$OMETIME$ I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE PURRBEA$T WHO PA$$ED OUT ON THE GROUND FROM DRINKING TOO MU#H MILK #$AD]
TWO SHIRTLESS GUYS ARE WRESTLING AT #FIGHTNIGHT?????
ugh be h0nes7, wha7 w0uld y0u guys d0 in 7he rare even7 7ha7 a rainb0w drinker fell in l0ve wi7h y0u??? id pr0bably screech in pure exci7emen7 pers0nally…
[finally feel the embrace of love at the cost of my blood, but is it not a blessing for my blood for finally be yearned for and not cursed?]
i got the ear fins for my collection. than you @humorouseGravedigger today has been really good for me
[thank you youre welcome the hug was nice. i had to put a bandage on my cheek tho cus your fingers cut it... not complaining]
oh uh do you have any slitherbeast antidote? my gloves are coated in slitherbeast venom
its not fatal dont dont worry but it will make you pass out and convulse a little on the floor
I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >
[write something sweet about bones i think thats cool and plants]
c0uld def fall asleep wa7ching 7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series... jus7 migh7 f0r funsies 7his m0rning fr!!
[i used to think those m ovies were a feaver dream until everyone kept talking about it... i also thauyght bellaa was hollucinating everything]
7ha7s 707es unders7andable!! and h0nes7ly wi7h h0w every7hing was g0ing in 7he m0vies i w0uldn7 be surprised if she was!!
[also she was really clumbsy and would keep falling down all ther time]
anyone have a violet corpse lying around that you want to get rid of? bonus points if it has ears? my collection is rather dull as of late i cant indulge in my #unnamed"basedesire" if im too bored all the time. the last solid decoration i managed to get was a cerulean with 4 eye holes in their skulll. i just wish to find something nicer something rarer. i have like 3 grams of coke is that enough for someone to either cut off their fins or to acquire fins in less legal ways #gore #trading #substances
[Uhm i think i have some fins from corpses. i have them in some jars so they dont decay if you uhm want them? bit of a strange ask..]
A ladder with one of the little rubber leg things missing #nsfw
The... the legs keep the ladder stable so you can safely climb it and work. Without one, it would be unstable and therefore unsafe for work
[WHO PUT OINKBEASTS BLOOD OVER MY DOOR AS A STUPIDFUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE! I WORE MY NNICE DRESS TODAY AND ITS RUINED]
> Im so sorry to hear that but uhm if you want somebody to take the blood off your hands can i have it please <
are y/)u tr/)ll carrie???
do we fuck with bone accessories at parties?
[I Suggest fastening the adequitly sized ribs into a top corset over a ruffled dresshirt. and teeth necklaces look great with it when you add some gold between]
waiting makes my skin crawl i wish to just finally GO
it’d feel redundant to participate in #showholes if i’ve already done that smh #nsfw
[why is everyone digging holes im confused i wanna join but i dont have my shovel i gatta fix the handle]