Lolcow Peachs

[finally feel the embrace of love at the cost of my blood, but is it not a blessing for my blood for finally be yearned for and not cursed?]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i got the ear fins for my collection. than you @humorouseGravedigger today has been really good for me

@humorouseGravedigger

Kult: +45

Kull: +25

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.80

[thank you youre welcome the hug was nice. i had to put a bandage on my cheek tho cus your fingers cut it... not complaining]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

oh uh do you have any slitherbeast antidote? my gloves are coated in slitherbeast venom

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @shallowVistage[SV]

[oh....oh no]

its not fatal dont dont worry but it will make you pass out and convulse a little on the floor

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @shallowVistage[SV]

[when will itvb hmgtxcjkxtkyguk.m]

Profor Tempus

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

@watchingAuthor[WA]

I - think - i - might - be - pathetic - when - most - of my - notifications - say - you - have - been - pitied - and - I - dont - know - how - to - not - do that - so - Um - any - writing- requests - ... >

Kult: +31

Kull: +10

Total: 41

Ratio: 3.10

[write something sweet about bones i think thats cool and plants]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Maviss Rummex

@glitteringArachnids[GA]

c0uld def fall asleep wa7ching 7he 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series... jus7 migh7 f0r funsies 7his m0rning fr!!

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

[i used to think those m ovies were a feaver dream until everyone kept talking about it... i also thauyght bellaa was hollucinating everything]

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Maviss Rummex

@glitteringArachnids[GA]

7ha7s 707es unders7andable!! and h0nes7ly wi7h h0w every7hing was g0ing in 7he m0vies i w0uldn7 be surprised if she was!!

↩ @glitteringArachnids[GA]

[also she was really clumbsy and would keep falling down all ther time]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#gore #unnamed #trading #substances

anyone have a violet corpse lying around that you want to get rid of? bonus points if it has ears? my collection is rather dull as of late i cant indulge in my #unnamed"basedesire" if im too bored all the time. the last solid decoration i managed to get was a cerulean with 4 eye holes in their skulll. i just wish to find something nicer something rarer. i have like 3 grams of coke is that enough for someone to either cut off their fins or to acquire fins in less legal ways #gore #trading #substances

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

[Uhm i think i have some fins from corpses. i have them in some jars so they dont decay if you uhm want them? bit of a strange ask..]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

YES. i would love that

↩ @shallowVistage[SV]

[ok ill send you my adress]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kris.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

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verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

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Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

A ladder with one of the little rubber leg things missing #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +17

Total: 32

Ratio: 0.88

[wait what does this mean]

Kris.

I miss my wife Tails

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verifiably kitty

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Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

The... the legs keep the ladder stable so you can safely climb it and work. Without one, it would be unstable and therefore unsafe for work

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

[oh ok i understand put the rubber thing back on then!]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

[WHO PUT OINKBEASTS BLOOD OVER MY DOOR AS A STUPIDFUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE! I WORE MY NNICE DRESS TODAY AND ITS RUINED]

Kult: +34

Kull: +35

Total: 69

Ratio: 0.97

Iddyot Highro

@necromanticSalivation[NS]

> Im so sorry to hear that but uhm if you want somebody to take the blood off your hands can i have it please <

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @necromanticSalivation[NS]

[its all on the floor theres no more]

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Watch Out!

Clown rabies is real, actually.

@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

are y/)u tr/)ll carrie???

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[i didnt even win promqueen]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Iddyot Highro

@necromanticSalivation[NS]

> Can i come over and roll around in it <

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[uhm ok you can please dont steal anything]

do we fuck with bone accessories at parties?

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33