KARKAT
@carceralGenesis
DEFINE YOUR FUCKING TERMS BEFORE YOU MAKE AN ARGUMENT
FUCK YOU @OLEANDERSUPERNOVA. #MENSRIGHTS [ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF KARKAT, STRAIGHT-FACED, WEARING A LACY FRENCH MAID OUTFIT OVER TOP OF HIS SWEATSUIT. HIS ARMS ARE PUSHED OUT TO THE SIDES BY THE POORLY-SIZED DRESS, LIKE A CAT FORCED INTO A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.]
Nn. You are very brave for this and I applaud you for your courage. I will think of this, whenever I feel the impulse to disparage men. #Allyship - MC Oleana
- I feel very conflicted about the state of mmen's rights right now. 😀 - #IWonderHowTheEmmpressWouldFeel #GivenSheIsAWommmman
- Well... what can I say! 🤣🙌
- Maybe don't repeat that so loudly though. LOL. #JustALittleGrubForThought
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
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Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#weCAME
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
PICKED UP BUTTER LETTUCE AND FAUX GRUB EMULSION FOR THE BLTS TONIGHT. CRUSTY PEASANT LOAF YOU DESPERATE CHUD. YOU WEEP BITTER VITRIOL BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU HAD A FRIEND LIKE @GRIMAUXILIATRIX.
May I come too? I would love a BLT.
Thank you. Should I bring anything?
NAPKINS. TOMATO BLOOD IS GOING TO QUENCH THE KILLING FIELDS OF MY KITCHEN COUNTERTOP TODAY.
I'll bring napkins and paper towels.
LAST NIGHT'S EXECUTION WAS A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF TRUE CONTEMPT. IT WAS A VISION OF THE SOCIETY TO COME: WHERE STATE VIOLENCE IS USED NOT FOR THE SAKE OF A RIGID CASTE SYSTEM BUT ONLY WHEN IT'S REALLY FUNNY. #ERIDANWEEK
OBVIOUSLY. THIS WOULDN'T BE FUNNY IF HE WAS DEAD FOREVER. JANE BROUGHT HIM BACK WITH CROCKERCORP MEDBED SHIT.
For Some Weird Reason I Cannot Agree But I Will Concede That I Did Appreciate You Keeping All Of Those Tomatoes They Were A Much Needed Refreshment In Light Of The Terrible Bedlam We Witnessed That Evening #HowPrudent
I'M SO MAD THAT I CAN ONLY LIKE THIS ONCE. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE GREATEST FUCKING BLTS THIS PLANET HAS EVER SEEN.
And In Kind I Am A Bit Disappointed That I Cant "Rechit" This Either I Suppose Our Days Will Just Have To Be Ruined Until Dinner
THIS PROTEIN SHAKE TASTES LIKE IT CAME OUT OF A STOMA. #GORE I GUESS.
DIGIREBEL 207777 WAS ALWAYS GOOD, ACTUALLY. YES, EVEN BEFORE THEY FIXED ALL THE BUGS. VERMINSHIT PROGRAMMING IS STILL ARTISTICALLY INTERESTING.
THE FUCKING IMPERIAL WALLOWBEASTS SHOT TROLL BRUNO MARS. THERE SHOULD BE NO END TO YOUR CONTEMPT FOR THESE THUGS.
https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek #eridanweek
THEY'RE TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME LIKE TROLL IPHIGENIA SO IT DOESN'T RAIN DURING THE PERFORMANCES. #ERIDANWEEK
Just get in the fake volcano. It's red velvet cake batter.
we all have t0 make sacrifices s0metimes, KK. gr0w up.
I'M IN THE MEDICAL TENT. THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME FLUIDS BUT I'M ALREADY DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME.
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
(^･ω･^) < DO YOU N33D HELP???
tHIS IS, aWESOME, rIGHT??
advantages of floating constantly is avoiding that with ease
xx THATS THE SPIRIT!!!! I BELIEVE IN U!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
1s that poss1ble bro?? hang on...gotta test someth1n out...
(^･ω･^) < IF YOU N33D MY HELP BLINK TWICE AND I WILL GET YOU OUT!!! HAVE FUN!!!
HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
SOMEWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE, A GAGGLE OF SHITBRAINED MORONS ARE ON A ROAD TRIP. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THERE.
HELP US
MORE THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
eelmao. k mutant buoy.
- oh mmy god imm so fucked
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WE SHOULDN'T EVER DOME THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHO DESERVE IT. OBVIOUSLY THERE'S SOME BLOOD THAT JUST NEEDS SPILLING. I JUST THINK THERE'S A BETTER DEFAULT PUNISHMENT.
dis is y u cod neva b a ruler. is alternia was a country, s)(ore, but s)(ips a planet. wit a population larger den most. da size means u cant waste resources like dat on individuals. plus we produce in suc)( numbas becraws evolution accounted fore us dyin lots. if we used modern tec)(nology to avert deat)(s we wouldnt )(av enoug)( space fore us all. t)(en t)(eres decidin w)(ic)( stupid mot)(erglubbers deserve it. would u personally decide t)(at for every case?
deat)(s before my reign were random and dependin on survival of da fittest. bereef it ore not, by me regulatin )(ow people die, it gave it order n actually saw a D—ECR—EAS—E in needless krillings. c)(eck yos)(ellf.
would neva say simply instead of s)(rimply fore 1. but aite. tell me )(ow youd )(andle legislation t)(en tuff guy
I'D PUT PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF SHIT WHO KNOW HOW TO DO THE SHIT AND TRUST THEIR JUDGEMENT INSTEAD OF FORCING AN AUTOCRACY DOWN THE WINKING GULLETS OF EVERY TROLL ON ALTERNIA. SORRY, AN AUTO-CRAB-CY.
eelmao autocrabcy
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
#RECHITT
1TS C4LL3D Y34RN1NG
LMAOOOo :truthnuke: :truthbladdersplode:
the embarrassment is like 99% of the point i think
IN PUBLIC YOU $AYY #DROOL #FREAK
