KARKAT
@carceralGenesis
DEFINE YOUR FUCKING TERMS BEFORE YOU MAKE AN ARGUMENT
DIGIREBEL 207777 WAS ALWAYS GOOD, ACTUALLY. YES, EVEN BEFORE THEY FIXED ALL THE BUGS. VERMINSHIT PROGRAMMING IS STILL ARTISTICALLY INTERESTING.
THE FUCKING IMPERIAL WALLOWBEASTS SHOT TROLL BRUNO MARS. THERE SHOULD BE NO END TO YOUR CONTEMPT FOR THESE THUGS.
THEY'RE TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME LIKE TROLL IPHIGENIA SO IT DOESN'T RAIN DURING THE PERFORMANCES. #ERIDANWEEK
Just get in the fake volcano. It's red velvet cake batter.
we all have t0 make sacrifices s0metimes, KK. gr0w up.
I'M IN THE MEDICAL TENT. THEY TRIED TO GIVE ME FLUIDS BUT I'M ALREADY DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME.
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
(^･ω･^) < DO YOU N33D HELP???
tHIS IS, aWESOME, rIGHT??
xx THATS THE SPIRIT!!!! I BELIEVE IN U!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
1s that poss1ble bro?? hang on...gotta test someth1n out...
(^･ω･^) < IF YOU N33D MY HELP BLINK TWICE AND I WILL GET YOU OUT!!! HAVE FUN!!!
HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
SOMEWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE, A GAGGLE OF SHITBRAINED MORONS ARE ON A ROAD TRIP. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THERE.
HELP US
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WE SHOULDN'T EVER DOME THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHO DESERVE IT. OBVIOUSLY THERE'S SOME BLOOD THAT JUST NEEDS SPILLING. I JUST THINK THERE'S A BETTER DEFAULT PUNISHMENT.
dis is y u cod neva b a ruler. is alternia was a country, s)(ore, but s)(ips a planet. wit a population larger den most. da size means u cant waste resources like dat on individuals. plus we produce in suc)( numbas becraws evolution accounted fore us dyin lots. if we used modern tec)(nology to avert deat)(s we wouldnt )(av enoug)( space fore us all. t)(en t)(eres decidin w)(ic)( stupid mot)(erglubbers deserve it. would u personally decide t)(at for every case?
deat)(s before my reign were random and dependin on survival of da fittest. bereef it ore not, by me regulatin )(ow people die, it gave it order n actually saw a D—ECR—EAS—E in needless krillings. c)(eck yos)(ellf.
would neva say simply instead of s)(rimply fore 1. but aite. tell me )(ow youd )(andle legislation t)(en tuff guy
I'D PUT PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF SHIT WHO KNOW HOW TO DO THE SHIT AND TRUST THEIR JUDGEMENT INSTEAD OF FORCING AN AUTOCRACY DOWN THE WINKING GULLETS OF EVERY TROLL ON ALTERNIA. SORRY, AN AUTO-CRAB-CY.
I DON'T THINK IT'S WRONG TO TALK ABOUT SEX OR BE HORNY ON MAIN OR WHATEVER. I JUST THINK IT'S EMBARRASSING TO WANT SOMETHING THAT BADLY IN PUBLIC. #NSFW
LMAOOOo :truthnuke: :truthbladdersplode:
the embarrassment is like 99% of the point i think
IN PUBLIC YOU $AYY #DROOL #FREAK
