KARKAT
@carceralGenesis
DEFINE YOUR FUCKING TERMS BEFORE YOU MAKE AN ARGUMENT
10 likes on this chit and ill do a build other than magic miracle hybrid in elden ring
WERE YOU KIDNAPPED BY RESISTANCE FIGHTERS? IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP? SHOULD WE EXPECT A TWITCHING SEVERED RING-CLAD PINKY IN THE MAIL NEXT?
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
PRO TIP: ORDER A BOTTLE WITH NO SALT SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH.
In honor of #fishingfriday, I'd like to commemorate the most DESIRABLE CATCHES the parasocial users of this platform are endlessly baiting their hooks over. Beware: - The REASSURANCE REAPER. Most commonly downplaying their own social prowess (although at this point I think you people might be grading yourselves quite fairly). - The SYMPATHY SIFTER. Did you purchase yourself a coffee this morning? Good for you. They've never tried it. The purpleblood that keeps them locked in their basement makes them lick dirty puddle water from the dripping rusty pipes. They will make this your problem. - The SEXUAL ATTENTION SCAVENGER. No description for this one. I didn't say his name, but he popped up in your mind, didn't he?
- THE *SHORT KING.* THE WEATHER SUCKS SHIT DOWN HERE, THANKS FOR ASKING.
You can make me out to be the couture curmudgeon if you like, and this may be my father talking, but I am going to say what we are ALL clearly thinking: After a certain point, tie knots do not NEED to be seventeen pleats with the full-frontal loop-dee-loop and the seductive curl at the tail. Tie yourself a firm, respectable Windsor. Double it if you mean business. Triple it if you're about to dominate the board room. Don't tie a Half Windsor. You're not a douchebag at a three star hotel bar. Don't Half Windsor two shirts. Whole Windsor one shirt. "NO ONE KNOWS THESE NECKTIE KNOTS EXIST!!!" Yes, because we're going to have to unleash the jaws of life on your VP of Sales rep's neckline to free him of that blasted arrangement. You spent twenty minutes fiddling with the ALEXANDER THE GREAT SIGMA MALE UNCONCERNED LION KNOT and didn't bother to starch your flimsy shirt. Let us all learn to crawl before we start SOMERSAULTING peacock maneuvers to impress our professional associates. Wisdom of the day. No charge. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63694df9641.jpg
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY. FOUR-IN-HAND IS WORTH EIGHT IN HER PUSSY. OR SOMETHING.
just receivved the unvvarnished textless photograph for my covver on next months edition of cosmocean magazine look out for my intervvieww therein about howw my rearin as a wwarrior destined to succeed in the genesis of a neww univverse informs my decisions as an executivve and howw i maintain my iconic ampora hair swwoop evven in high wwindspeed conditions https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/796f1a15c2d6.png #fitcheck #cosmocean #business #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity
10/10. YOUR TROUSERS ARE TOO SHORT, AND YOU'VE GOT A MISSED CALL ON YOUR PHONE FROM 2008 DEMANDING YOU RETURN ITS SUSPENDERS, BUT YOU EARNED YOUR POINTS BACK ON THE BITCHIN HAIR SWOOP.
In installments of five. Part two. #janetalk #controversial #hidenolonger 6.) I find the social matriarchy of Alternia absolutely doggone hysterical. I think it's great and you can't change my mind. 7.) As a matter of fact, my baseline of perceived competency is automatically lower in men than it is in women. I have higher expectations of them, and therefore I find (especially here) that they disappoint me more frequently. 8.) Every time you indulge your masturbatory habits on the feed right in my face, I lose some personal respect for you. 9.) I sincerely hope this is the reason my own companions have not resorted to such measures. If I am the limiter weighing on their minds like a Catholic saint imposing sexually repressive religious guilt, then so be it. 10.) I consider Creators dating non-players a measure of desperation. #sorry #notsorry #nsfw Maybe?
HARD TO TAKE ISSUE WITH #6. THE MATRIARCHY WAS PRETTY TOOTHLESS AT THE END OF THE DAY. THE GOVERNMENT WANTED TO FUCKBLITERATE ME FOR BEING A MUTANT, NOT FOR BEING A MAN.
There you have it. Got the pass.
I'm not saying all men are "easy" but it is notable how many of them are willing to debase themselves and each other for attention. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
THAT'S NOT TRUE, AND I'LL DRESS UP IN A MAID OUTFIT TO PROVE IT.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
LOCAL HEIRESS STUMBLES AND LOSES FOOTING DURING IMPORTANT PHOTOSHOOT. SAD!
Step back before you embarrass yourself.
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
I'M JUST OUT OF FRAME PUTTING CUT-UP HOT DOGS INTO YOUR AQUARIUM WHILE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING.
its a beautiful night outside the flapbeasts are screechin the trees echo wwith distant sounds a subtitled anime on nights like this orphaners like you should be burnin in hell https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10e42bba9624.jpg @orphanerDualscar #imcoming
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I SUPPORT YOU WITH MY WHOLE CHEST CAVITY. ZERO THIS FUCKING TOOL.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
PICKED UP BUTTER LETTUCE AND FAUX GRUB EMULSION FOR THE BLTS TONIGHT. CRUSTY PEASANT LOAF YOU DESPERATE CHUD. YOU WEEP BITTER VITRIOL BECAUSE YOU WISH YOU HAD A FRIEND LIKE @GRIMAUXILIATRIX.
May I come too? I would love a BLT.
Thank you. Should I bring anything?
NAPKINS. TOMATO BLOOD IS GOING TO QUENCH THE KILLING FIELDS OF MY KITCHEN COUNTERTOP TODAY.
gabagool https://i.postimg.cc/VsMNZYPd/trolltonysoprano2.png
YOUR NAME IS *TOHNIE SPRANO.* YOU LIKE *COMMITTING EXTORTION* AND *AVOIDING SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY.* YOU ALSO REALLY LIKE *YOURSELF.* AT LEAST, YOU PRETEND TO.
LAST NIGHT'S EXECUTION WAS A BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF TRUE CONTEMPT. IT WAS A VISION OF THE SOCIETY TO COME: WHERE STATE VIOLENCE IS USED NOT FOR THE SAKE OF A RIGID CASTE SYSTEM BUT ONLY WHEN IT'S REALLY FUNNY. #ERIDANWEEK
For Some Weird Reason I Cannot Agree But I Will Concede That I Did Appreciate You Keeping All Of Those Tomatoes They Were A Much Needed Refreshment In Light Of The Terrible Bedlam We Witnessed That Evening #HowPrudent
I'M SO MAD THAT I CAN ONLY LIKE THIS ONCE. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE GREATEST FUCKING BLTS THIS PLANET HAS EVER SEEN.
>([enterin optimal flow state jus so i can beat some five sweep old kid on rocket league]
#beetleposting because we're only 90% horny here. All other interests are crammed into that 10%. https://i.imgur.com/OP0zsqz.png
TOP HALF LOOKS LIKE A CHILL SMILEY FACE. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/ONYIW3J.PNG
It kind of reminded me of this guy https://i.imgur.com/1cu7Tk5.png
