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@carceralGenesis
DEFINE YOUR FUCKING TERMS BEFORE YOU MAKE AN ARGUMENT
You could not, with the double-death laser to my head, get me to set foot on a Wii Fit.
AGREED. THE DAY I LET A COMPUTER TELL ME HOW TO WORK OUT IS THE DAY I RIG A CONTRAPTION TO ENROBE MYSELF IN WET CONCRETE.
That's one way to achieve the rock-hard bod.
FUCK YOU. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. I'M ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF HIGH-POWERED LEGISLACERATORS FOR YOUR TRIBUNAL.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
I'M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO HIT THE CLOWN CONCERT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. IF YOU SEE MY TIME CLONES. STAY AWAY. THOSE BITCHES ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS INSANE.
AND IT MEANT MORE TO ME. THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. AND FOR BEING SO VERY KAWAII. YOU WILL BE SAVED FOR LAST. AND SPARED PROLONGED SUFFERING. IN THE COMING HORRORS. I WORK TO SUMMON. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR. THAT I CAN BESTOW.
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
(^･ω･^) < DO YOU N33D HELP???
so how yuriful is #eridanweek going to be
there are wwomen here
aRE YOU SAYING, uGH BECAUSE, tHERE ARE WOMEN, aT ALL OR BECAUSE, tHERE ARE, nOT ENOUGH?
YOU GOT IT. YOU FOUND ME OUT. YOU PEELED BACK THE GLOSSY MEMBRANE AND EXPOSED THE THROBBING PINK CORE OF IT.
I HEARD THEY'RE HANDING XUT TRXLL SALMXNELLA AND SUPER DIARRHEA AT #ERIDANWEEK LIKE PARTY FAVXRS. SKIP THIS XNE. #FELLOFF - MC Oleana
ARE YOU USUALLY KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR SOURCES OF DIARRHEA?
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET YOUR BROS CONVINCE YOU TO #COME.
Breaking News! /In The Faith News! @mercilessCapriciousness has admitted to hiding mutants for decades and even supporting low bloods from the shadows. More so had raised one mutant himself though mentioned that the troll wasn't from the mothergrub. This is a little concerning!
I WILL NOT REST. UNTIL MY KULL SCORE IS THE HIGHEST. MAKING ME OFFICIALLY. THE MOST LOATHED BITCH ON CHITTR. I TAKE THIS DUTY. MORE SERIOUSLY. THAN MY "REAL JOB."
- Haha! Hey, all. 👋😄😁 Hi... just wondering... why did I wake up on the purple one? I thought I was supposed to be on the GOLD one? LOL? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Asleep #Confused #Why
I THOUGHT IT WAS BLUE AND BLACK.
SOMEWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE, A GAGGLE OF SHITBRAINED MORONS ARE ON A ROAD TRIP. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THERE.
HELP US
theyre gonna think me and other me r <3<ing each other hard fuckin core at this rate UGHHH *eyeroll*
@carceralGenesis what do i do :(
WHAT'S THE STORY HERE? IVE BEEN CLEANING THE FILTH CRUSTED ONTO MY RESPITEBLOCK ALL DAY.
I THINK WE COULD STAND TO KILL FEWER PEOPLE AS A SOCIETY. I'M NOT SAYING THE NUMBER HAS TO BE ZERO. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT SHOULD BE. I JUST THINK THE IDEAL NUMBER IS LOWER THAN IT IS NOW.
disalgea 3B-/
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WE SHOULDN'T EVER DOME THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHO DESERVE IT. OBVIOUSLY THERE'S SOME BLOOD THAT JUST NEEDS SPILLING. I JUST THINK THERE'S A BETTER DEFAULT PUNISHMENT.
deat)(s before my reign were random and dependin on survival of da fittest. bereef it ore not, by me regulatin )(ow people die, it gave it order n actually saw a D—ECR—EAS—E in needless krillings. c)(eck yos)(ellf.
would neva say simply instead of s)(rimply fore 1. but aite. tell me )(ow youd )(andle legislation t)(en tuff guy
I'D PUT PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF SHIT WHO KNOW HOW TO DO THE SHIT AND TRUST THEIR JUDGEMENT INSTEAD OF FORCING AN AUTOCRACY DOWN THE WINKING GULLETS OF EVERY TROLL ON ALTERNIA. SORRY, AN AUTO-CRAB-CY.
landdwwellers are AW-ESOM-E and i lovve them SOOOOO much!!!! no one deservves to get culled and i wwish i could hug all my friranDFJKEJEIUHSKJNB DEJISJIEG
ERIDAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE CHANGED YOUR MIND. I'M TAKING A BIG SIP OF MY BUBBLEDRINK WHILE I READ THE REST OF THIS POST.