Tavros Nitram

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cALIBORN, i WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, lIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, oR AT LEAST, eQUAL TO WHERE OTHERS ARE, yOU KNOW BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT AND, i AM PRETTY COOL AND POWERFUL IN MY OWN R1GHT, aND FRANKLY i THINK THAT YOU SIR ARE, oVERRATED WHEN IT COMES TO THE POWERSCALERS, i MEAN, mE AND MY CAT, cOULD DEFINITELY BEAT UP, yOU AND YOUR CAT, aND YOUR CAT, tHOUGH, tO CATCH THEM IS YOUR REAL TEST, tHEM BEING, tHESE HANDS THOUGH, i THINK i AM ABOVE SUCH PETTY MEANS OF SHOWING YOU THAT, i L1TERALLY 1v1 THE B1G BAD EVIL GUY, oR AT LEAST THE KIDDIE VERSION THOUGH THAT SAID, tANKING A PUNCH FROM THE BIG YOU DOES WONDERS, fOR MY POWERSCALING, lIKE, mY LASS SCAMPER WOULD BLOW, yOUR LITTLE PEANUT MIND, sTRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR, pEANUT SHELL HEAD, mY MAD SKILLZ IN ALL THINGS, fIDUSPAWN AND pOKEMON AND GAMING, tO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE AND i THINK, pERHAPS YOU MAY FALL UNDER THAT TOO, jUST AS i HAVE TAMED YOUR LARGE GREEN SNAKE, tIME AND TIME AGAIN (PERHAPS tIME IS A STRONGER SUIT OF MINE, tHAN YOURS, jUST AS i COULD PULL OFF A SUIT, bETTER THAN YOU, aND EVEN COULD PULL OFF YOUR L1TTLE SUSPENDERS AND LOLLIPOP LOOK BETTER, i WAS HATCHED TO WEAR A PROPELLER HAT) i WILL TAME YOU, tO MY WILL, i WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, sEARCHING FAR AND WIDE FOR MORE COOL BEASTIES AND TREASURE AND FRIENDS, tHEN USE THEM ALL TO TEACH cALIBORN TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE, oF ME, cALIBORN BEING YOU, oBVIOUSLY, wHETHER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MY lITTLE cUP OR aNYTHING gOES, iT IS ALL, dEEP DEEP INSIDE ME, jUST ROARING TO GET OUT, i MEAN IF i HAD THOSE DUMB pAGE UNDIES THEY COULD NOT EVEN CONTA1N ALL THIS OVERFLOWING HOT AIR i CONSTANTLY SPEW, bREATH-WISE, wH1CH BLOWS YOU AROUND METAPHORICALLY AND MAKES YOU, mY B WORD, aS IT WERE, iT'S YOU AND ME BUCKO, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND, hUMILIATE YOU, pUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY, oH, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND 1N A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, a PUSHER SO TRUE AS MINE, cAN NOT BE CORRUPTED BY YOU AND THE ALLURE OF YOUR WHITE MEN, aND GREEN MEN, aND RED LADIES, tHOUGH, i AM ACTUALLY PALS WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE, rED BLOODED WOMEN WHO ARE, qUITE NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM, sO MY COURAGE WILL PULL ME THROUGH THE THRONGS OF YOUR RABID SUPPORTERS, tO GET A PROPER MANO Y MANO GOING ON (yOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY, mANO Y WOMANO, tHEN BE LIKE, "WHY WOMAN, iS RIGHT," BUT IT MEANS PRONG, nOTHING TO DO WITH GENDER, yOU DUMMY), tHESE LANGUAGE SKILLS ARE JUST ONE EXAMPLE IN WHICH i SHOW THE WAY THAT, yOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU, yEAH, eVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY, wITH COURAGE, i WILL FACE, iT, aND THAT INCLUDES YOUR RAMPANT HALITOSIS, wHICH SMELLS VERY MUCH LIKE DAIRY, mOST OF THE TIME 1F i CAN BE HONEST, i UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A GROWING BOY AND ALL, aND i AM A GROW1NG GIRL BUT, iT'S NOT EVEN MY VEGANISM THAT MAKES ME AVERSE, iT'S JUST, i WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY TO GET THROUGH, tHAT STENCH OF IT, l1KE OTHER PEOPLE CAN EAT AND DRINK, wHAT THEY WANT 1T 1S FOR MY OWN PERSONAL PREFERENCE, aND i THINK IT HELPS ME TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE, aS A FUTURE BEAST DOCTERROR OR, vETERINARIAN AS THEY ARE CALLED IN THE HUMAN PARLANCE WHICH i THINK IS, a PRETTY FUN WORD FOR IT, aCTUALLY, sO PLEASE, cOME W1TH ME, tHE TIME IS RIGHT FOR YOU TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, i WILL HOLD YOU DOWN AND DO IT MYSELF, iF i HAVE TO LIKE, tHAT ONE ANIME SCENE WITH THE FR1ENDLY OLDER BROTHER WHO HELPS H1S SISTER WITH, hER DENTAL HYGIENE EXCEPT THE GENDER ROLES WILL BE REVERSED, iN THIS INSTANCE, i BET rANKMAID COULD EITHER SHOW YOU OR, hAS ALREADY SHOWN YOU THE SCENE i'M REFERR1NG TO, tHERE'S NO BETTER TEAM BETWEEN ME AND HER WHEN IT COMES TO, uNDERSTANDING SUCH TH1NGS, aCTUALLY i SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SURE SHE HAS BEEN BRUSHING, tOO, i GUESS IF i TRIED TO REENACT THAT SCENE WITH HER, sHE WOULD PROBABLY ACCEPT 1T, sO MAYBE i WOULD TAKE TURNS WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, sCRUBBING YOUR DIRTY (LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY) MOUTHS CLEAN WITH, mY BRISTLING MOUTHBONE ROD OF JUSTICE, jUST SHOV1NG THAT IN AND OUT, bETWEEN THE BOTH OF YOU, uNTIL YOU ARE BOTH DROOLING MESSES BUT, i WOULD LET YOU SPIT AT LEAST, aRM IN ARM, wE'LL WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST, dENTAL PLAQUE, iT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO DO SO IN ANIMALS AND YOU ARE BASICALLY THAT, eXCEPT MUCH MUCH LOWER, yOU ARE BARELY EVEN FERAL, rEALLY SO, i AM SURE i COULD GET MY POWERS TO WORK ON YOU MAYBE, aND THEN MAKE YOU CLUCK LIKE A CLUCKBEAST OR BARK, lIKE A BARKBEAST OR MEOW, lIKE A MEOWBEAST OR MOO, lIKE A MOOBEAST, oR,,, wHATEVER SOUND A BAABEAST MAKES, iT IS ESCAPING MY PAN IN THE MOMENT BUT, kNOW THIS THAT IS, iT'S YOU AND ME WHO WILL BE AT THE ULTIMATE CLIMAX, aT THE END OF EVERYTHING, oNCE i'M THROUGH MY #tAVROSrEFRACTORYpERIOD AND HAVE RECOVERED AND, aM AT FULL STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY, iT HAS TO BE AND FRANKLY, i THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE OBSESSED, aS SHOULD ANYONE REALLY BECAUSE, i DESERVE THAT MUCH, i REALLY THINK i DO, i MEAN, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND IN A WORLD i MUST DEFEND, wHILE WE HAVE BONDED AND BARED OUR DEEPEST ASPECTS TO EACH OTHER, tHAT IS, oUR pOKEMON sHOWDOWN TEAM COMPS, i KNOW THAT WE ARE MATTER AND ANTIMATTER, yIN AND YANG, eARTH AND AIR, aCTUALLY WAIT EARTH AND AIR DON'T, cANCEL EACH OTHER OUT, aCTUALLY, mATTER AND ANTIMATTER DO, fOR SURE, aND kYUREM AND rESH1RAM WOULD,,, i GUESS THEY MAKE, tHE ORIGINAL DRAGON, bUT TO MY KNOWLEDGE, aCCORDING TO dOODLE gOD, aNYWAYS, eARTH AND AIR MAKE DUST WHICH, aS FAR AS i RECALL ISN'T EVEN THAT USEFUL IN CREATING FURTHER ELEMENTS, lIKE, i TH1NK EARTH AND WATER MAKE MUD, aND AIR AND FIRE CREATE,,, pLASMA, mAYBE, i KNOW THERE'S SOMETH1NG YOU COMBINE WITH MUD TO CREATE LIFE, wHICH CAN BE USED TO CREATE A HEART SO TRUE, tHAT PUMPS BLOOD THROUGH, aLL LIVING TH1NGS, oR AT LEAST THE ANIMALS, pLANTS DON'T REALLY HAVE HEARTS, mOST OF THEIR PUMPAGE IS DUE TO, cAP1LLARY ACTION, iF i AM RECALLING CORRECTLY WHICH, i'M PRETTY SURE i AM SINCE i LITERALLY, hAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE AND WHILE i WILL NOT SHAME YOU, fOR YOUR LACK OF HIGHER EDUCATION, aND NO, tHE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS DOES NOT COUNT, i SAW THAT YOUR DEGREE WAS SIGNED BY, sCRATCH AND THAT JUST REEKS OF NEPOTISM, i TH1NK THE BOARD OF THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, nEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR THAT FLAGRANT DISPLAY, bUT i WILL SHAME YOU FOR BEING DUMB, iN THAT i WEAVE CIRCLES AROUND YOU, w1TH MY MACHINAT1ONS AND MANIPULATIONS, i'M WEAVING DOILIES OVER HERE AND TRAPPING YOU WITHIN A DOILY CIRCLE LIKE, a SALT CIRCLE OR A FAIRY RING, oR BOTH AND, yOU MAY THINK YOUR COURAGE WILL PULL YOU THROUGH BUT 1T WILL NOT, yOU WILL BE STUCK THERE, aLL AGOG, sNAKE TONGUE LOLLING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AS i AM, lOL-ING AT YOU, aND PERHAPS SOME LMAO-ING AND, dEFINITELY THROWING PEANUTS AT YOUR, pEANUT HEAD, wHICH YOU COULD MAYBE SHOVE IN THERE TO REPLACE YOUR PEANUT PAN, aND IT'D BE LIKE THAT SCENE IN sPONGEBOB, wHERE THEY THROW PEANUTS AT THE PINK ONE, yOU MAY TH1NK THAT YOU TEACH ME AND i'LL TEACH YOU BUT THIS OWNAGE, tHIS LESSON YOU WILL LEARN, wELL, i AM THE ONE AT THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOLFEEDBLOCK, rULER IN PRONG, bATTING IT DOWN ON THE DESK OF THIS SO-CALLED, "RULER" OF TIME, iF HE TRIES TO SPEAK UP OR START SOME NONSENSE, i'LL MAKE A REALLY LOUD SOUND, aND WHACK 1T ON YOUR HANDS, yOUR HANDS WILL BE JUST, rU1NED BY MY LENGTHSTICK, aND YOU'D BETTER SHOW IT RESPECT, bE REVERENT, yOU MUST CARE FOR MY LENGTHSTICK, iF YOU WISH TO BE MY RIVAL, mY RA1SIN D'ETER BECAUSE, yOU HARDLY KNOW 'ER, bUT IT'S YOU AND ME cALIBORN, bOTTOM OF THE 22ND, tHE PUSHER IS UP TO BAT, tHE WRANGLER IS ME, oBVIOUSLY, tHE SNOWBALL IS IN PLAY, i KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY TO WRAP THAT BABY UP IN THE STITCHER, tO SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT, tO BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME, aND MINE, yOU'RE MY WORST FRIEND, mY BEST ENEMY, pERHAPS MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, iN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND FROM THOSE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND, tHE WARRIOR'S BOND WHICH WE SHARE, tHE BOND THAT ONLY TWO pOKEMON MASTERS COULD, oNLY THOSE WHO COMMAND BEASTS BOTH WITHOUT AND WITHIN, tECHNOLOGICAL, bIOLOGICAL, tECHNOBIOLOGICAL, mETAPHYSICAL, pHYSICAL, mETACAL, mEDICAL, mINICAL-IBORN, iS WHAT i IN MY PUSHER SO TRUE, w1LL CALL YOU AS i GRIND YOU INTO THE DUST, tHAT YOU ARE CHEWING ON WHICH i HAVE LEFT, iN THE WAKE OF EITHER MY CHAIR OR, mY QUICK FEETSIES, oNCE i'VE RECOVERED ENOUGH, tO NO LONGER BE IN MY WHEELCHAIR, tHE DUST THAT YOU'LL BE CHOWING DOWN ON LIKE A FIVE-COURSE MEAL, eVERY NIGHT, uNTIL THE END OF TIME WHICH IS TO SAY, tHE END OF YOU BECAUSE, i AM COMITTED, tO SHOWING YOU WHAT'S WHAT, oUR COURAGE W1LL PULL US THROUGH PAST THE NAYSAYERS, wHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS #pRIDEmONTH, wHICH MEANS THAT i GET TO FEEL SOME PRIDE, bEFORE YOUR FALL, aND THEN WINTER, bECAUSE, i WILL WIN, tERMINALLY AND TERMINATE, yOUR BUTT, yOU TEACH ME HOW TO KICK YOUR ASS, aND i'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET, yOUR ASS SUBSEQUENTLY KICKED, eVEN HARDER THAN YOU COULD HAVE EVER DREAMED OF BECAUSE, i'M THE REALEST DREAMER AROUND, i DREAM AND NIGHTDREAM HARDER THAN ANYONE, aND GET LOST IN THOSE FANTASIES BUT THEN i MAKE THEM REAL, aND THOSE FANTASIES RIGHT NOW INVOLVE, mAKING YOU JEALOUS OF MY L1MITED PRINT HOLOGRAPHIC FOILS, iN MY COLLECTION, wHICH IS QUITE SUBSTANTIAL BECAUSE AS THE SONG GOES, pOKEMON, gOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, bY WHICH IT MEANS, sPEND MONEY ON THE GAMES AND CARDS TO COMPLETE YOUR COLLECTION, bUT THAT SHORT AND QUICK TANGENT AS1DE, lIKE THIS POST, aND i SHALL BE THE b1ANCA, tO YOUR cHEREN, @CALIbORN, yOUR MOVE, pUNK, #NSFW #NSFWE #POWERSCALING #CATFIGHTS #CATCHTHESEHANDS #PEANUTS #SNAKEWRANGL1NG #LITTLEGERMANBOYCORE #LANGUAGELEARN1NG #MILKST1NK #CNC-TEETHBRUSHING #DENTALCARESERVICETOP #PETPLAY #DOODLEGOD #DIPLOMAMILL #DOILIES #SPONGEBOBRECTANGULARPRISMSTRUTPOLECOVERINGS #HOTFORTEACHER #ARENASTICKBALL #DUST #DREAMJOURNAL #SHAMEABOUTTHEJOURNALFACTORY #ITWASAREALTRAGEDY #CARDCOLLECTING #dUALrIVALsHIPPING #LIKEBAITING #PITCHBAITING #RANKBAIT