Dude Strider

3 weeks ago

@turntechGodsaid[TG]

okay so im even gonna make sure the lady i guess is the resident expert sees this. but heres the pitch. you take a plate of poor, pathetic morsels. youre hungry, youre desperate. they arent worthy of the oven, not even the air fryer. you arent worthy of anything better either. you open the door. satisfying clunk. you set the plate in. you close the door. thunk. your food is locked into the red room now. you hit the buttons. beep, beep, beep. its all so clinical. youre licking your lips with anticipation. you hit start. the lights go up. the hum starts. your plate rotates, showing off every delicious angle of your slutty, slutty leftover burger. you can hear it sizzle as the heat sucks all the moisture out of it. you can watch the cheese melt, the lettuce wither. you know it hurts. and you get a well shot, well lit view. you wait. fuuuuck you wait. and then it beeps, so fucking loud. it finished. unless. you edge it. someone else is asleep, its 2 am. you open the door right at the last second. denial play. you take your food out, its a little hot to the touch. you set it down, you bite into it, its hot as hell on the outside, cold on the inside. you deserve this. #rankbait #nsfw #nsfwe