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@tautologicalTechnique[TT]

『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, ERIDAN, ERIDAN AMPORA, IMPLIED CNC, CUCKING, NTR) 』 FEFERI X ERIDAN // VRISKA X ERIDAN // FRONDFICTION // ABYSSAL SEA ABOLETH FEFERI X ERIDDAN // NSFW // QUAD MULTICLASS // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER // BLACK AND PALE MULTIPAIRING // SOLLUX X ERIDAN // KARKAT X ERIDAN // KANAYA X ERIDAN // GAMZEE X ERIDAN // TEREZI X ERIDAN // EQUIUS X ERIDAN // ROSE X ERIDAN // MINDFLAYER VRISKA X ERIDAN // BEHOLDER SOLLUX X ERIDAN // DRAGONBORN KANAYA X ERIDAN // LICH TAVROS X ERIDAN // SUCCUBUS TEREZI X ERIDAN // IMPLIED AUTHOR X READER // IMPLIED DUBIOUSLY CONSENSUAL POLYMORPH // GYGAAX X EVERYONE ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ @caligulasAquarium ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Slipped my mind I don't have yer swattpad!!! Crossposted 'ere!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < These are really mix 'n match since I'm a HUGE advocate for polyquandary. Woah, nehllie...this one's gonna get me in trouble f'sure...!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Roll fer initiative on this Shipping Juggridnaut, 'cause I've seen 'em all 'n I've been 'em all. Ewe want the full monster manual of Eridan pairings? I'll give ye the compendium, every single CR-rated romantic encounter from the Abyssal Cullder Depths t' the Nine Hells themselves, from Alternia proper, t'the colonies of imagined nations: ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 <> Feferi x Eridan : the moirail 'n the flushed, a sea witch 'n her royal pain, CR 3 but she hits like a CR 20 when she's mad. I ship these baAAaaAAAaaddies pale, black, and red!!!! Don't think they're up'n too functional in an auspice though...I just love the idea 'o Eridan Ampora getting 'is fins licked 'n things stuck inside 'em from the many many many gadgets, gizmos, whosits, whatsits, and thingamabobs, her dinglehoppers and snarfblatts...UP HIS BUTT!!!!! ACROSS HIS NOOK!!!! I MEAN REALLY GET UP IN THERE GIllllllLLLL!!!!! WORK THAT THANG!!!! MAKE HIM WALK LIKE HE'S BEEN A MERMAID ALL HIS SEA-FORSAKEN LIFE AND ONLY JUST SET FOOT ON LANDWELLER DRY ALTERNIAN SOIL F'THE FIRST TIME!!! FUCK!!! HIM!!!! UP!!!! FUCK!!!! HIM!!!! UP!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 o8< Vriska x Eridan: two schemers rollin' deception checks against each other 'til somebody fails a wisdom save 'n ends up in a blackrom grapple. All quads. No notes. Anything goes. No holds baaAaaaaAAaared. And I mean it. I kind of wanna see some serious sweaty pits 'n underarms type action. D'ya think there's enough left over of Vriska Serket's underarm t'still sweat on the mechanical side? That would be GREAT to know. I'd fuckin' love that spoonfed t'me right now like here comes the blastoff pike!!! I think the two 'o 'em should get back t'plottin' t'end the world...sooooo many of my rarepairs would FLOURISH in a sex starved gimpsuit post apocolypse palewhore rewardin' afterlife with everyone kinda sorta forced t'lock hands 'n lips with equal measure just t'get by!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3< <3< Abyssal Sea Aboleth Feferi x Eridan: now we're talkin'! Tentacles 'n mind control, CR 10, ensnarement effects, she makes ye her thrall 'n ye thank her fer the privilege! ONLY toxic, no comfort, no aftercare unless Eridan can prove 'mself. I love tentacles. Motherfuck. If I could have wormy weavy tendrils, I would never feel baaAaaAAaaAAAaad 'bout my gender again. It's times like these where, for no gosh darn reason, I feel compelled t'remind the general Chittr public that the hectocotylus, a teensie lil specialized tendril tentacle, is responsible fer transferring sperm packets called "spermatophores" int'the mantle cavity. By attempt' that sweet siren song annunciatin' conjugal union with any betentacled creature (which again, wish that was me!!!!), ewe are essentially playing suction cup roulette. WHICH MEANS. ERIDAN MPREG REAL????? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3< <3 o8< Sollux x Eridan: the psionic warlock with them laser eyes, dual-beam eldritch blast, CR 5, psychic damage on failed INT saves. This should be slow burn or else I ain't wanna write it none!!! ALL QUADS!!!!! But mostly blackrom. I WANNA HAVE MORE EYES ON THIS DAGGUM SHIP!!!! I WOULD PORTRAY A BEHOLDER JUS T'GET IT OFF TH'GROUND...!!!!1 Ugrgm. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Blacked out fer a sec there...picturin'...b.b..b.b.b.Beholder Sollux x Eridan. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <3 <3 Karkat x Eridan: two barbarians with anger issues sharin' a rage meter, CR 4 each but combined they hit like a tarrasque. Pale. But I could see some ebbin' hints of a more flushed persuasion if ya talk about yer problems??? But I mostly think ya have a lot more in common than ya might think...KARKAT!!!! I AM BEAMIN' THIS MESSAGE T'YER MIND. AND ERIDAN. TO YOUR GANDERBULBS. RUB 'EM OUT. THIS IS REAL. THE TWO 'O YOUSE. COULD WATCH. FILM. ABSOLUTE KINO T'GETHER. AND RECITE. YER FAVORITE LINES. SEE IF IT SPARKS ANYTHIN'. EH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Kanaya x Eridan: the vampire cleric 'n the wizard, she drains yer blood 'n yer spell slots, CR 6, regeneration, bites durin' short rests. An speakin 'o bitin...this probably bites t'hear...BUT I ONLY SHIP THIS AS A SATURATIONSHIP?!?! I don't want y'all gettin' too handsy!!!! She sucks yer blood...ONLY!!!!!! And ya THANK HER NICE 'n NEAT 'n TIDY!!!!!! No further notes. I just think ya bein' a Mad Maaahx fury road style blood bag is hilarious...'n makes fer good gusto!!! GOOD STAKES!!!! BLOOD STEAKS EVEN!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> Gamzee x Eridan: the bard/barbarian, bardbarian, multiclass, CR 7, lullaby 'n slaughter, he casts calm emotions then crits yer heart with a club. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. Pale. PALE PALE PALE PALE PALE!!! Gmgmgmhmrmhrmmhrmhmrgmgmfmfmfmdmfdmfdmdfmmggdmhmgdfgmhgmhmfghmfgmhmfgmhfghmy...please. Give th'clown a shot. Clown around. See if ya. SEe.s..s.s.s.See if that's just...a.a.d.d.d.d.a.da.da.r..d..d.ak.d.a.a.c.a..rnivkakka.l....in ye.r.r..dpants.s...or iff..g,,,,ffdgifya,a,,a,,wanan,,a,,a,,,vaccilalt,,e,te,,,d,,,,,,black hehe! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <3 <> o8< Equius x Eridan: the fighter with the broken STR score 'n the wizard with the broken everything else, includin' pelvis 'n spine soon enough, CR 8 combined, grapple checks with advantage. I want a clean redrom or paleship, no DIRTY UNDERHANDED BLACKROMANCING ON THE SIDELINES! This stays IN THE FRIGGIN' RING, OR I'M RINGIN' YOU TWO OUT, YA HEAR?!?!? Mfm. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The. ( Ꮚ🌀ꈊ🌀Ꮚ) < P...particular. Fragrance. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Terezi x Eridan: the blind seer 'n the seadweller, she smells yer lies 'n licks yer shame, but not yer shameglobes, CR 5, blindsight out t' 60 feet in the bedroom. I actually want her t'leave you 'n ntr ya with everyone ya actually want, 'cuz toxic pairings 'n dynamics 'r spicy and underserviced as hell, 'n also, it'd be really funny if yer big fancy schmancy throne was styled into a cuck chair! But only fer this pairing! Baited out pale, but actually just very sadistic! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGguuuuiltY! I'm still feelin' woozy from...Eridequius talk...but this I'd LOVE T'SEE!!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> -- -- Rose x Eridan: two warlocks pact-bound t' darkness, both went grimdark, CR 12, eldritch blast tag-team, she reads yer future while ye cast Eldritch Spear. Even if it never lands. Pale romance. I just like t'see cross species!!!! I'm sorry!!!! Sorry? Not sorry. I hope th'two of you trade silly magical cards 'n really hit it off as pals!!! Friends. Pales. Heh. Hehehehehehehhe. What if there's more there? She strokes yer robe 'n wizard cap and fines...oh. Yer WAND is broken! Guess she's makin' the magic fly t'night...by kickin ya in the shorts 'n tellin' ya t'fetch the remote s'the two of you can watch Where What We Do in the Shadows 2019 ‧ Fantasy ‧ 6 seasons. That's not an innuendo by the by. I think ya havin' hanky panky with 'er would be ffffffffffffuckin' repulsive. But pale cuddles? Watchmates? Hyperbeams? Ya totally! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Rapid fire monster round!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3 <3< <3 <3< Mindflayer Vriska x Eridan: tentacles 'n manipulation, CR 7, extract brain 'n replace it with devotion. Black or red. Beholder Sollux x Eridan: eleven eye rays of affection, CR 13, antimagic cone when ye try t' cast "escape." Black. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Dragonborn Kanaya x Eridan: scales 'n fangs, CR 8, breath weapon of cold 'cause she's chill 'n deadly. Null. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <3< <3< <3 <3< Lich Tavros x Eridan: undead sea monarch, CR 15, phylactery bound t' yer heart, ye can't kill this romance. Black. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); -- -- -- -- Succubus Terezi x Eridan: charm person at will, CR 6, psychic damage on kisses. Too bad she's got none for you! Null. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < <> <3< <3 o8< So yeah, Eridan, I seen the whole bestiary. Ye want a dragonoid what turns inta a rusty vixen? That's just Polymorph at 4th level, concentration up t' an hour, 'n I got the spell slots t' keep it goin' all night. I can be any of 'em. All of 'em. At once. Multiclass monstrosity with a legendary resistance t' commitment issues. Still got that wand? Just point t' which stat block ye want me t' inhabit 'n roll fer seduction. Natural 20, darlin'. Always. Don't test me. Hyuck. Hehehe. 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