&quot;Troll Alexa&quot;

TThis is my pinned posTT. iTT's required by my conTTracTT. i need a fucking raise. used TTo TTeach aTT "girl friday insTTiTTuTTe". employed by "TThe disciple #originalgrumpycaTT" . my conTTracTTually obligaTTed sTTrife specibus is sTTaplerkind. my conTTracTTually obligaTTed feTTchmodus is roladex. snailmom is sTTill around wiTTh me. don'TT mind TThe slime TThaTT's normal. quadranTTs in TThis economy? TThe died along wiTTh my self respecTT. my real name is alexah desciTTo and you can noTT conTTacTT me aTT mycologicalNighTTmare [MN]. hTTTTps://files.caTTbox.moe/fvgwah.png 🍄🐌

#originalgrumpycat

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afTTer my smoke break. 🍄🐌

Kull: +5

Total: 5

fine. 🍄🐌

i haTTe my job. 🍄🐌

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

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Cull Strike One

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅.

Cull Strike Two

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅.

Cull Strike Three

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩.

@thisaccountIsclosed[TI]

♥️You hate your job? We have so much in common. I hate your job too. Come work for me. We can hate your job together. In a new job. Below job. Heh. Heh, actually, that's kinda great.♥️

↩ @thisaccountIsclosed[TI]

pay me nine digigTTs of "fuck you" money firsTT. 🍄🐌

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Cull Strike One

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅.

Cull Strike Two

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅.

Cull Strike Three

𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩.

@thisaccountIsclosed[TI]

♥️0.111111169 BYTECOIN has been deposited into your account for REPARATIONS AND PEACE AND LOVE! ♥️

afTTer my smoke break. 🍄🐌

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

afTTer my cigareTTTTe break. 🍄🐌

afTTer my cigareTTTTe break. 🍄🐌

If i hear despaciTTo one more TTime. 🍄🐌

Kult: +21

Kull: +20

Total: 41

Ratio: 1.05

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

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transgender

love yourself

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< troll alexa purrlay despacito 2 more times thank mew

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

Fine. 🍄🐌

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

I haTTe my job. 🍄🐌

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

Troll Alexa do you love me?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @justDirk[JD]

Sure. WhaTTever makes you sleep aTT nighTT. 🍄🐌

Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

YAY. Apologies.

The Disciple #onlybagagwanoohio

more paperwork. insurance fraud is a pain TThe ass. 🍄🐌

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Clawsider it a holiday bonus.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

cigareTTTTe break. TThen TTo TType up TThis dumbass lyrics. #ihaTTemyjob 🍄🐌

#ihatemyjob

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

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Knotty

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Chronic Catturbater

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transgender

love yourself

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< its gonna be mewge!!!

Kull: +2

Total: 2

TTroll briTTTTany spears is beTTTTer. 🍄🐌

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

if i have TTo hear despaciTTo one more TTime. 🍄🐌

Kult: +110

Kull: +105

Total: 215

Ratio: 1.05

She sa|x|d the number d|x|dn't have enough 3's |x|n |x|t so she d|x|d more...

didn'TT she drive TThe beaTT up old rusTT conTTainer wiTTh square wheels for TThaTT? how is TThaTT possile. 🍄🐌

Rockets.

ducTT TTaped on or wood glue? 🍄🐌

Duct tape. About 3 rolls of duct tape.

so TThaTT's why TThere's 33 oTTher rolls of iTT surrounding my desk wiTTh a "file me" sTTicky on iTT. 🍄🐌

Yes she probably wants those thrown |x|n the "Duct tape hole" Wh|x|ch |x|s unlabeled.

which one? TThere's TThe one in TThe loadgapper block and TThree nexTT TTo your desk. 🍄🐌

|X| don't know.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

i don'TT eiTTher anymore. 🍄🐌

Kult: +5

Total: 5

TThis is snailmom. TThis counTTed as my break. hTTTTps://files.caTTbox.moe/8cpyhi.png 🍄🐌

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

i abandoned my sTTudies as a mycologisTT for shuTT TThe fuck up money. 🍄🐌

Kult: +20

Kull: +12

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.67

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

#drugs #shrooms #substance

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< we still n33d the mycology fur the shrooms! :33< #substance #drugs #shrooms

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

on iTT ma'am afTTer my cigareTTTTe break. 🍄🐌

Kult: +5

Total: 5