sollux captor
@twinArmageddons
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ii keep tryiing two 2croll pa2t thii2 but then ii 2croll back up and 2tart wheeziing agaiin. oh my god.
ok, now that i know what fight night is, can someone explain the appeal of it to me?
liike human boxiing or wre2tliing but fiightiing diirty ii2 allowed.
"oh you're xyz feature is ugly and disgusting <3<" beach no, you're aschoally supposed to be attracted to me. ψtf.
liiterally half the poiint of kii2me22tiitude ii2 "youre 2o hot and ii fuckiing hate that you are". 2choolfeediing fliirtiing ended a whiile ago.
I feel like I'm gonna end up in like 3 fights at fight night.
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K--<torn between "sexy nun" and "dont stick your bulge in purple" #vagueposting #nsfw
dont thiink iit2 very vague when you named two dii2tiinct characterii2tiic2.
oh thii2 one2 playiing diirty. makiing me hover my cur2or around liike iim mii22iing the text or 2ome 2hiit. youll pay for thii2.
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I do not connect to the splinternet, Sollux.
that2 fiine. iif iit2 2ome convoluted bull2hiit then iitll be that much more fun when ii crack iit anyway. lmao.
Say. Would you like a job?
oh cool so. the medical8lock I work in is deadass haunted. we're really doing this today huh ૮ ⚆ﻌ⚆ა I wish this was a joke
wait das kinda awesum
guess I SHOULD 8e thankful all they did was refill our autoclave machine 8ut we are all kind of offput 8y this. considering I KNOW FOR A FACT when I left yesterday, it was open and drying, and this morning our senior opened to find it closed with new tools ૮ ⚆ﻌ⚆ა
2ome poor a22 chud gho2t ii2 doiing your job for you and youre complaiiniing??
they did it poorly. shit was wrapped like an idiot
well maybe the chud gho2t ju2t need2 2ome traiiniing two fiind purpo2e iin the afterliife.
do you have any advice on communing with the dead ?? can't say it's a talent I have personally ૮ ’ﻌ｀ა do I leave out snacks or something
ehh. actually communiicatiing wiith them ii2 more AA'2 thiing, but for the mo2t part ii dont thiink theyre much diifferent than liiviing troll2. except u2ually they feel a lot le22 range of emotiion. iid hone2tly ju2t try leaviing a note on the autoclave and iif that doe2nt work then try contactiing your local ru2tblood wiith morbiid iintere2t2.
saw a cool hogbeast. not dead yet. also stepped in some stinging nettles. fuck.
kiind of ob2e22ed wiith thii2 po2t. iit feel2 liike whatever ii2 connectiing the2e word2 ii2 hangiing by a thread and deteriioratiing rapiidly.
it'S like a slow climax. we'RE going to build up to me summiting a fucking mountain or something later.
piing me when iit 2tart2 gettiing wor2e 2o ii know when two grab the buttery exploded kernel2.
fiiriing off rent loweriing p2iioniic beam2 but the other lowblood2 dont even react anymore theyre 2o u2ed two iit. eiither that or theyre two 2cared two complaiin. eiither the way the outcome ii2 2iigniifiicantly more boriing than iif ii had 2ome mii2erable chump two chuck acro22 the 2treet.
[|87 :: Th;s ;s why 1 d;scharge a f;rearm ;nstead.
you thiink a gun ii2 more dangerou2 than 2trong p2iioniic2? have you ever been out2iide before?
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biig pan move, actually. iim not even goiing two ju2t bla2t them wiith p2iioniic2 iim goiing two float around a comiically large fryiing plateau ju2t two flex.
make bad decisions always and forever ok
Nooooo. Good decisions sometimes! To make the bad decisions more fun!
the bad one2 never 2top beiing fun iif you keep makiing wor2e one2.
2ome of you are way two fuckiing comfortable haviing text two dark for niight mode or two briight for liight mode and iit fuckiing 2how2.
>>| you can just, hover .over the text .and .it will make .it white for you.
iim aware. and my pan ii2 two melted from 2weep2 of iin2tant gratiifiicatiion for thii2 two be a 2atii2factory an2wer. iit take2 two long. next que2tiion?
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all i’m gonna say is when this site inevitably gets combed for criminal posting activity i’m getting out of here scot free and some of you are not
ii dunno. tho2e fiire folykl flow2 miight get you hiit wiith ar2on. iid 2tay viigiilant iif ii were you.