NOTE TO SELF: WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS PSYCHOANALYTIC HELLHOLE, SET EVERY VERSION OF THIS SOLLUX GUY AND HIS STUPID GLASSES ON FIRE!

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You’re so fucking right, Terezi.

I’m sending a backstory, here. Did somebody or somebodies associated with the colors red and blue make you angry, Bill?

DUD3 1S OUT H3R3 W1TH ON3 3Y3, C4N'T 3V3N W34R GL4SS3S TO LOOK COOL SMH

I mean, technically, a monocle works. It’s just glass singular instead of glasses. But let’s be honest here, there’s no beating anybody else’s sick eyewear like that.

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Maybe. I just hate to tell him about my shades. He’s either gonna balk or be enchanted with no in between, even if he tries to feign not giving a shit now that I’ve said that.

So that was a yes.

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