SWISS Elysi
@agamemenonsTheories
Your LIFT GOAL is my PERSONAL BEST.
All according to plan.
:33< milf and cockies? :33< is this anyathing? :33< #nsfw
Yeah, it's SOMETHING alright. It's a COMPLETELY worthless string of WORDS.
STOP telling me that I lost "the game". I've NEVER lost ANYTHING in my entire LIFE!
you mightve just lost the game
[#MOOD #NEED #MANIFE$TING ]
The AVERAGE harras when you tell them it's time to WORK OUT.
[WHAT]
[WHAT THE FU#K DOE$ THAT MEAN]
That when an alpha and his BOYS hear it's time to hit the WEIGHTS, they all become incredibly EXCITED. The idea of PUMPING weights just gets dudes all RILED!
I opened my box of CRACKERSNAPS and the only prize I got was a STUPID prophecy.
what does it foresee?
That I'll keep EATING these sugary little morsels of MINIMAL nutritional value. And it's coming TRUE!
My heart goes OUT to guys who AREN'T satyrs. I was talking to my NEWFOUND boy and found out, DELIRIOUSLY, that certain HEATHEN species (even OUTSIDE of nymphs) are incapable of BARING their own YOUNG. Uh, hanging my head, SHAKING my head, dude! You will never understand the GLORY of baring your own SON. Of staring your trio DOWN and thinking, "YEP, I did THAT". You will NEVER get to watch your OMEGA'S stomach SWELL with the glory of your NAME-CARRYING HEIR, which is as BEAUTIFUL as it is NATURAL and something to be RESPECTED. And WORST of all, you'll NEVER get to meticulously plan their ENTIRE life. From the SECOND they're born, they're going to be on YOUR path, from enrollment in early COLTEACHINGS, to IMMEDIATE physical exercise that makes their hooves VIABLE before their weakened, floppy neck MUSCULATURE has even matured enough to keep them UPRIGHT. DEGENERATES and PERVERTS of any nature, do NOT interact with this POST. This is SERIOUS business!
It is true, trolls are not able to bear our own young~. But I haven't given up hope~.~.~.
Here's what YOU sound like. Let me DEGRADE this post about SATYRICAL bro-ology to IMPLY that I'm doing all KINDS of FREAKNASTY, for NO reason. That's what YOU sound like.
No disrespect meant, lad~. I would never degrade you~. Not unless you wanted me to~.~.~. #Suggestive
wait whats kull and kult scores mean
They mean NOTHING because they're just DIGITAL NUMBERS, dude.
I am NOT a practicing member of ZEN BRODDHISM, I am NOT going to be reborn as a LOTUS FLOWER.
A tragedy that you will never experience a fraction of my simulated tranquility. Have you considered ketamine?
Like the STUFF they give you when you're a little SCARED getting the IMPRESSIONS taken for your GRILLS? At the DENTIST?
Sources say yes.
That stuff is RANK ODOROUS for everyday usage, DUDE. If you want something to CLOG your logical NOGGIN with all sorts of INTERFERENCE, you could at least do something DOPE with it. Like a trick, where you have your BUDDY hold your HOOVES over a keg, and then you INVERT and then you CHUG until your STOMACH is full of straight-up FOAM. HA! Your BOYS might think you'll get SICK, but the only SICKNESS is the seriously sweet SOCIAL POINTS from the CLOUTER of GUYS across the ROOM. Not that I would do THAT. I'm a REFORMED guy. My SINGLE CHAMBER isn't going to be CLOGGED with that kind of BOOZY, I'm just going to WATCH.
I didn’t realize I was in the presence of a fellow astute cultural critic. Major props, bro. #JustSayNeigh. #StraightEdge. #AsInComposedOfStraightEdges.
WOAH, guy, let's get ONE thing straight here. I'm NOT about to harsh the GOOD vibes of my BEST boys when they're getting COMPLETELY wasted at a mandatory RAGER, but as a CAPTAIN and a LEADER, I can't have myself LOST IN THE SAUCE! I have to keep my eyes PEELED, look out for the furry backs of my BROS. It's a WHOLE thing.
I am 99.925% certain we are talking about the same exact phenomenon.
There's nothing that cements a BOYS' BOND more than holding his MANE back while his SWEET grappling musculature RIPPLES in distress after a CRAZY all nighter. They're gonna be SO peeved I blew the RESTRAINTS of our cash flow STRAIGHT off when getting the bevvies, but man, I feel so CONNECTED to my posse of PEOPLES right now. They should put this in the TEXTBOOKS for GREATEST moments of this lap, and maybe possibly of ALL TIME.
i want to live in a world that is beautiful like yours... #HopePosting
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO LIKE THIS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY. I HAVE BEEN #HOSTAGED AGAIN. NOT BY WEAPONS. OR VIOLENCE. OR EVEN BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. NO. THIS TIME. I AM BEING OPPRESSED. BY AN ALL-NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. FORCE OF PARADOX SPACE. CRUSHED UNDER THE UNENDING JUJU BOOTHEEL. OF @carbolicGalvanologist'S STUB. AT THE 8/9 #FELTOPENING. IN HIS LATEST FLAGRANT EPISODE. OF SILENCING WOMEN. HE ERASED FROM MY VOCABULARY. A CERTAIN NAME. BECAUSE HE IS A SCREECHING JEALOUS WIGGLER. WHO CANNOT HANDLE A PASSING REMINDER. THAT I TALK TO OTHER VANTASES. OR PERHAPS. THAT WHEN HE SHOWS UP SOMEWHERE. BRIGHT RED AND RANTING ABOUT HIVEGUEST ETIQUETTE. HE MIGHT RESEMBLE CERTAIN PRISSY HUSKS OF CULLBAIT. CURRENTLY CRAWLING ACROSS THE SURFACE OF BEFORUS. OR THE DREAMBUBBLES. OR ANCIENT ALTERNIA. OBVIOUSLY. THIS WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT. FOR SLIPPING UP. AND REFERRING TO CHALKBOX BY THE EXTREMELY SIMILAR NAME. OF A GUY HE CLOSELY RESEMBLES. IN BOTH APPEARANCE AND BEHAVIOR. WHOSE NAME I HAPPEN TO USE. A LOT MORE FREQUENTLY. THAN FUCKING 「KARKAT.」 UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHALKYKUN. THE BANNED TERM IS LOADBEARING. FOR MUCH OF THE BULLSHIT I GET UP TO. WHICH IS WHY. IN A DISPLAY OF SINCERE CONTRITION. NEVER TO BE REPEATED. I WILL BE EATING MY WORDS. LIVE ON GRUBTUBE. RIGHT NOW. LIKE AND GRUBSCRIBE.
This PICTURE looks like you had your SNOUT removed. Polished CLEAN off.
My OPPONENTS are trying to plot my DOWNFALL through the deployment of a MEALY apple.
you ever meet a dude who is just like after school special levels of cool??? {u} #swiss-posting {/u}
Dude, I think we might be some kind of LOST form of BLOOD BROTHERS. Like if we could be BROTHERS from separate FATHERS.
If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
YEAH!!!
not a dog but im digging the strong bro4bro vibes you got going on here. you gotta BARK if someone is pulling up on your guys!
bro4bro. dudes gotta look out for their pack! loyalty, friendship, and biting.
My frat is NEVER failed, my herd NEVER unguided. LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP, and BLADEPLAY of REFINED caliber.
i dont completely understand what youre saying but i FEEL it!
I'm really FEELING this too, bro. Taurs across the STARS, joined in BROHOOD.