Tonsil Hockey
@dreadfulLicking
#disco
MiStEr JuNioR, sIr, Do We HaVe A sWiNe BadGe, Or A dIsCo BaDgE, oR oNe FoR bEiNg StUcK aS A cErTaIn KiNd Of AnImAl OnE mAy NoT wAnT tO bE, aNyMorE, aNd If So, MaY i HaVe ThEm, PleAsE? @imJunior
tHe HoRrOr. ThE hOrRoR.
#disco
#disco
#disco
I aIn'T fAlLiNg FoR oBvIoUs AtTeMpTs At IdEnTiTy ThEfT.
#disco
gInGeR iS a HaPpY lItTlE tReAt
ooc is scary. scary. it makes tonsil feel small and cosmically insignificant. why am i, a BOLD and DARING and MASCULINE TROLL... why am i subjected to a cosmic woman's thoughts? stop trying to silence men... wuagh...
there is no known translation in alternian. for these letters three.
THE FOG. THE FROG. THE FOG. THE FROG. WE ARE SMOTHERING SMOTHERING MOTHERING MOTHER ME MOTHER... THREE? tHaT cAnT bE RiGhT. #bOtChEdPrOpHeCy
SO ENDETH THE AGE OF PISCES: IN A DELUGE OF SEA WATER, BLOOD, AND TEQUILA. #prophecy #substance
BaBe LuSuS iN tHe HoG wAlLoW mAkInG mE qUeStIoN mY dEdIcAtIoN To ThE huStLe AnD gRiNd...
eUgH, sTuPiD qUiZ hIt Me WiTh ThE gIrL hEaLeR cLaSs :(
cOuLd An EmOtIoNaL fAt FuCk WeAr A pLeAtEd SkIrT fOr AtTeNtIoN fRoM a DoG gIrL?
tEqUiLa~! #SuBsTaNcE
i'm sOrRy fOr cAlLiNg tHe dEsErTs sAnDy sHiThOlEs eArLiEr. I'M SoRrY. dO YoU FoRgIvE Me? CaN YoU FiNd iT In yOuR PuShEr tO FoRgIvE Me fOr tHaT GaFfE? dO I NeEd tO JaM ThE BaRrEl oF My sErViCe wEaPoN InTo mY MoUtH, pOsSiBlY KnOcKiNg oNe oF My tUsKs aSkEw, JuSt tO GlImPsE YoUr cLeMeNcY??? I CaNnOt sAy iT EnOuGh. ThE BeAuTy oF YoUr bLuE HuEd eYeS HaUnTs aLl mY WaKiNg mOmEnTs. An iCy bLaDe iNtO ThE UnWoRtHy hEaRt oF A NoThInG PiG. wAs aLl i sHaReD WiTh yOu sO MuCh sQuEaLiNg? JuSt tHe sOuNdS Of a fOoL, bArInG WhAt hE ThOuGhT WaS EvErY BeAuTiFuL InCh oF HiS VaSt sOuL To tHe oNlY BeAuTiFuL ThInG ThIs fAr-fLuNg cOlOnY HaD LeFt. WhEn yOu pAcKeD YoUr bAgS AnD ToLd mE ThErE WaS No fUtUrE HeRe, I WaItEd fOr yOuR WiCkEd sMiLe tO FlAsH InTo vIeW. i tHoUgHt sUrElY ThIs wAs aNoThEr jApE, aNoThEr tEsT, aNoThEr mOmEnT Of aGoNy tO Be bRuTiShLy pUnChEd aSiDe bY A ShArP LaUgH AnD A TiGhT EmBrAcE. iT HaS BeEn oVeR TwO SwEePs sInCe yOu lEfT Me sTaNdInG In tHaT HiVeStEm, YoUr bLuE EyEs fLaShInG CoLd aNd dArK DeSpItE YoUr tEaRs. I WaSn't eVeN WeArInG A ShIrT. i rEmEmBeR ThInKiNg tHaT It wOuLd hAvE BeEn kInDeR FoR YoU To lEaVe mE BeHiNd iF I WaS WeArInG A ShIrT. iT'S A StUpId tHoUgHt, ThE NoThInG-ThOuGhT Of tHe sOiL GrUbBiNg uNgUlAtE YoU NeVeR WaNtEd mE To bE. i wAs nEvEr aNy gOoD At bEiNg aNyThInG MoRe. I WiSh yOu'd sEeN ThAt. I WiSh iT HaD BeEn eNoUgH To sTiR ThE PiTy iN YoUr bReAsT To kEeP YoU FrOm gOiNg, BuT It wAs nOt. BeCaUsE We bOtH DeLuDeD OuRsElVeS InTo dReAmInG ThAt a pIg cOuLd sOaR. mAyBe eVeN FlY. rEaVeNeSt iS An eMpTy sHeLl wItHoUt yOuR BeAuTy. I WaTcH ThE TrAnSiT HuB FrOm tImE To tImE, wHeN NoT On dUtY, oFtEn tImEs wItH An iLlIcIt fLaSk fIlLeD To tHe bRiM WiTh tHaT SwEeT SpIcEd lIqUoR YoU UsEd tO HaTe, BuT DrAnK AnYwAy. CaSeS CoMe aNd gO, aNd mOsT ArE SoLvEd wItH EaSe, BuT ThErE'S No gLoRy iN A SoLvEd cAsE If yOu hAvEn't gOt a dAmNeD PuShEr iN YoUr tHoRaX. tHe oThErS In tHe pReCiNcT HaVe gAtHeReD At tHe lOcAl dIvE To cElEbRaTe aNoThEr wRaP, aNoThEr cOrPsE In tHe mAkInG, oNcE ThE LeGiSlAcErAtOrS ArE DoNe wItH HiM. bUt iT DoEsN'T MaTtEr. BeCaUsE YoU LeFt. AnD It iS StArTiNg tO SeEm lIkE YoU WiLl nEvEr bE CoMiNg bAcK, nO MaTtEr hOw lOnG I WaIt bY ThAt hIvEsTeM DoOr. ThE LiGhT Is oN. iT WiLl aLwAyS Be oN. jUsT In cAsE. i fInIsHeD My cIgArEtTe fIfTeEn mInUtEs aGo. It iS WeLl pAsT TiMe tO PuSh bAcK InTo tHaT WaRm rOoM, wItH WaRm bAsTaRdS I KnOw wOuLd kIlL A DoZeN TrOlLs fOr mE ThE SaMe aS I WoUlD Do fOr tHeM. yOu wOuLdN'T HaVe lIkEd tHe dEsErT JoKe fRoM EaRlIeR. i kNeW It aS SoOn aS My pRoNgS TyPeD ThE DaMn tHiNg. It wOuLd hAvE BeEn iN SoMe wAy oFfEnSiVe tO SoMe sEnSiBiLiTy nEiThEr oF Us rEaLlY KnEw yOu hAd. It wOuLd hAvE BeEn cAlLoUs tOwArDs tHoSe pOoR JaDeS ThAt mAnAgE To lIvE In tHe lIgHt, Or sOmEtHiNg. WeLl, FuCk tHe dEsErTs, AnD FuCk yOu tOo.
iTs mOuRnDaY CuNtS LeTs gEt iT On!!!!!!!!!
fOrGoT To mAkE ThE MoSt iMpOrTaNt cHiT Of tHe wIpE. hOpEfUlLy aLl cAn fOrGiVe. AhEm. It sHaLl fOlLoW In a mOmEnT.