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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
vwomen lovwe it vwhen i disrespect them.
You 3v3r wond3r how d33p you can 2ink into nothing at all? #lyric2po2ting
“The Vast Honk will deafen and take from us, and all together we’ll head on up and get our dance on through fire and over skulls and horns—” -Colors 18:19 #scripture #inspiration
࣪⊹₊˚{ #TRUTHFLUKE!!!! 🐳 🐳 🐳 🐳 \}*O*{/ \}*O*{/ \}*O*{/ \}*O*{/ ｡ • ° • • ° • ｡ {like soooo true!} Y .o -------- / \ / ꩜ *________* ⟡! / / / )\/ ⊂ / ⊃﹏﹏﹏ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
X Hey imma do another gun give away Whoever interacts with this gets a weapon x
V5: Hey so since fight night was what it said on the tin, I can only assume this is where you all go to share colds? Maybe even the flu if it's in season?
Hey. I don't get to choose the strange screeching my lusus made to name me.
| need to be in ^ c^ge | think.
Hmm... #juniorcouldmake: #swinebadge #fornow: #juniorbadgedyou
DISAPPOINTED TO REPORT. THAT THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF ROMANCE. IN CURRENT SWEEP.
\ n >< n / #juniorback! #juniorvacation
nobody gets me like mitski
some boobs for the t|mel|ne :) bo|ng bo|ng
why couldnt the pasta get into his house gnocchis
this is fire.
pētplāy būt īm ā hāmstēr sø yøū nēēd tø try n støp mē frøm kīllīng mysēlf īn ēvērywāy pøssīblē ēvēry 5 mīnūtēs
What /is/ Pobico's idle animation?
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SOME of you guys have never studied at ALL, much LESS have you studied the BLADE. You guys haven't even READ the book of DUDERONOMY! I can count on my HOOF the number of times you guys have shown RESTRAINT in your THOUGHTLESS. Just ONCE, for my SINGULAR hoof. And the RESTRAINT you UTILIZED was to avoid DELETING your account!
Happy 8/8.
Some Of You Don't Eat Nook And Everyone Can Tell. #nsfw #nsfc
YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP “ASPECTPOSTING” AND TALKING ABOUT “CLASSES” BEFORE I GET CURIOUS AGAIN.
§ome of you t(R)oll§ have been adopting way too mu(c)h of the§e alien§' nomen(c)latu(R)e & meme§. What the fu(c)k a(R)e §ome of you even §aying o(R) (R)efe(R)en(c)ing? ™
hm. love a mystery...
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If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
Top TWO things EVER: Hanging with your BOYS who read ALL of your texts and ALWAYS respond in an orderly AND timely fashion. Passing your mandatory KEGSTAND EXAMS.
no.. ur matesprits hating u is..
computer kill this fucking guy.
emptinessss sstrikess you out of nowhere emptinessss- don't need any heaven feel the fire that'ss burning out of me emptinessss takess you to the ssilence emptinessss makess people live life feel the darknessss that'ss falling down right now
Anywho! Im going to tear into these rotisserie chickens with my bare hands.
howv could i be sexist anyvway? i lovwe vwomen!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe idea 0f a hem0an0nym0uz he|m iz kind 0f funny. [END MESSAGE]
call me the alchemist. the way i be mixing alcohol and weed. #substances
five hundred cigarettes
gru88y wants smoko
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT THING IS BUT DAMN.
~I fucking rO~ll my glO~bes when I see trO~lls cO~mplaining ab~Out it. Like, yeah? It's awful, huh? What's next, y~Ou're g~Onna tell me the wO~rd m~Oist sets y~Ou ~Off, and y~Ou hate MO~ndays? GrO~w up and get yO~ur ~Own ~Opini~Ons, fuck~
#hokkaihottake pineapple on flavour disc is genuinelie not that big of a fucking deal