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Hey. I don't get to choose the strange screeching my lusus made to name me.
| need to be in ^ c^ge | think.
Hmm... #juniorcouldmake: #swinebadge #fornow: #juniorbadgedyou

DISAPPOINTED TO REPORT. THAT THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF ROMANCE. IN CURRENT SWEEP.
\ n >< n / #juniorback! #juniorvacation

nobody gets me like mitski

some boobs for the t|mel|ne :) bo|ng bo|ng

why couldnt the pasta get into his house gnocchis

this is fire.

What /is/ Pobico's idle animation?

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SOME of you guys have never studied at ALL, much LESS have you studied the BLADE. You guys haven't even READ the book of DUDERONOMY! I can count on my HOOF the number of times you guys have shown RESTRAINT in your THOUGHTLESS. Just ONCE, for my SINGULAR hoof. And the RESTRAINT you UTILIZED was to avoid DELETING your account!

Happy 8/8.

Some Of You Don't Eat Nook And Everyone Can Tell. #nsfw #nsfc

YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP “ASPECTPOSTING” AND TALKING ABOUT “CLASSES” BEFORE I GET CURIOUS AGAIN.

§ome of you t(R)oll§ have been adopting way too mu(c)h of the§e alien§' nomen(c)latu(R)e & meme§. What the fu(c)k a(R)e §ome of you even §aying o(R) (R)efe(R)en(c)ing? ™

hm. love a mystery...

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If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
Top TWO things EVER: Hanging with your BOYS who read ALL of your texts and ALWAYS respond in an orderly AND timely fashion. Passing your mandatory KEGSTAND EXAMS.

no.. ur matesprits hating u is..

computer kill this fucking guy.

emptinessss sstrikess you out of nowhere emptinessss- don't need any heaven feel the fire that'ss burning out of me emptinessss takess you to the ssilence emptinessss makess people live life feel the darknessss that'ss falling down right now

howv could i be sexist anyvway? i lovwe vwomen!

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe idea 0f a hem0an0nym0uz he|m iz kind 0f funny. [END MESSAGE]

call me the alchemist. the way i be mixing alcohol and weed. #substances

five hundred cigarettes

gru88y wants smoko

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT THING IS BUT DAMN.

~I fucking rO~ll my glO~bes when I see trO~lls cO~mplaining ab~Out it. Like, yeah? It's awful, huh? What's next, y~Ou're g~Onna tell me the wO~rd m~Oist sets y~Ou ~Off, and y~Ou hate MO~ndays? GrO~w up and get yO~ur ~Own ~Opini~Ons, fuck~
#hokkaihottake pineapple on flavour disc is genuinelie not that big of a fucking deal




