Tonsil Hockey
@dreadfulLicking
so i guess. i'm moving?? that went quick
Me waking up every night.
i wanted to express sympathy and then i read your username and now i have no clue what to say
Hey. I don't get to choose the strange screeching my lusus made to name me.
fuck there's two of them
#disco
Aw the critter in your icon is smiling.
Dare to hope little pinky dare to hope...
Yeah! Like a pig?
MiStEr JuNioR, sIr, Do We HaVe A sWiNe BadGe, Or A dIsCo BaDgE, oR oNe FoR bEiNg StUcK aS A cErTaIn KiNd Of AnImAl OnE mAy NoT wAnT tO bE, aNyMorE, aNd If So, MaY i HaVe ThEm, PleAsE? @imJunior
oddly specific.
Hmm... #juniorcouldmake: #swinebadge #fornow: #juniorbadgedyou
this.is.me.btw.if.you.even.care.or.whatever
you got a big ass head.
there is as real chance unchained has CTE
BeEn ThErE!
\ n >< n / #juniorback! #juniorvacation
sUcH cElEbRaTiOn!
IDLE ANIMATION: DOES ANYONE MIND IF POBICO DOES HIS IN THE BACKGROṴND.
OnLy If I cAn ToO!
Is there a list of available badges somewhere?
No BuT iF yOu AsK mOdS fOr OnEs ThAt PeRtAiN tO yOu Or YoUr IdEnTiTy, YoU cAn StArT cOlLecTiNg!
ThE hOcKeY nAmE hAs A sToRiEd HiStOrY oF fInE lEgIsLaCeRaTiOn WoRk, Or So ThE sToRiEs My PuShEr AnD cIrCuLaTiNg ThInK pAn CoLlEcTiVe SaY.
My heart goes OUT to guys who AREN'T satyrs. I was talking to my NEWFOUND boy and found out, DELIRIOUSLY, that certain HEATHEN species (even OUTSIDE of nymphs) are incapable of BARING their own YOUNG. Uh, hanging my head, SHAKING my head, dude! You will never understand the GLORY of baring your own SON. Of staring your trio DOWN and thinking, "YEP, I did THAT". You will NEVER get to watch your OMEGA'S stomach SWELL with the glory of your NAME-CARRYING HEIR, which is as BEAUTIFUL as it is NATURAL and something to be RESPECTED. And WORST of all, you'll NEVER get to meticulously plan their ENTIRE life. From the SECOND they're born, they're going to be on YOUR path, from enrollment in early COLTEACHINGS, to IMMEDIATE physical exercise that makes their hooves VIABLE before their weakened, floppy neck MUSCULATURE has even matured enough to keep them UPRIGHT. DEGENERATES and PERVERTS of any nature, do NOT interact with this POST. This is SERIOUS business!
mOrE aNd MoRe I yEaRn FoR tHe SwEeTlY fRuItEd FiEldS oF tHy DeScRiBeD eLySiUm...
>+. CRUMBLES INTO DUST IN FRONT OF YOU .+<
sNeEzEs HeLpLeSsLy
gInGeR iS a HaPpY lItTlE tReAt
I may HaVe OvErInDulGeD
ooc is scary. scary. it makes tonsil feel small and cosmically insignificant. why am i, a BOLD and DARING and MASCULINE TROLL... why am i subjected to a cosmic woman's thoughts? stop trying to silence men... wuagh...
Go take a nap, bro