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@ectoBiologist[EB]

[a selfie, john's got his hair down, and put a few clips in it] no one i know knows shit about hair styling, so this is all i'm doing for now. and in the meantime, i'm going shopping for some skirts and stuff.

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LOOKING STYLISH! I HAVE SENT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING TO PUT TOWARD SOME NEW CLOTHES, 'AND STUFF'. LOVE, DAD.

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QUITE THE ASSORTMENT OF 'DM'S IN THE MAILBOX. A THEMATIC TRIAD OF PROPOSITIONS, STATEMENTS AND PERSONAL THREATS. I WILL DISREGARD THE LATTER TWO AS A KIND OF VIRTUAL 'DING-DONG-DITCH', IN WHICH CASE, YOU GOT ME! HA HA. AS FOR THE SCENE THAT SOMEBODY HAS PAINTED OF A SUN SET DAD'S HANGOUT AT THE GAZEBO, THAT SOUNDS JUST LOVELY. IF YOU SHOULD DESIRE IT, SIMPLY FOLLOW UP WITH THE LOGISTICAL DETAILS, AND WE CAN SEE ABOUT MAKING IT HAPPEN. HTTPS://DOCS.GOOGLE.COM/FORMS/D/E/1FAIPQLSFFALDW7HQWHYJXAABRJJWXZ-NQK7DEC2T1MQQYO7A4LJC-VW/VIEWFORM?USP=SHARING&OUID=104812543414433287760

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But One Dirk of Many
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
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In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
Hallowhiskers
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@princeofLight[PL]

I happen to have a gazebo and a pond.

ASTOUNDING COINCIDENCE. DO YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO DRINK TEA? I AM RATHER PARTIAL TO COFFEE. A GLASS OF WHISKEY WOULD ALSO DO NICELY, DEPENDING ON THE OCCASION. #SUBSTANCE

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
Sword Saint
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In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
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STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
@princeofLight[PL]

I sent that, I have a liquor cabinet and a bag of roasted beans and several mugs.

HA HA. THERE IS NO NEED TO COAX ME, STRIDER. YOU ARE ALREADY QUITE THE CHARMER. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SCHEDULE WEEKEND PLANS WITH YOU.

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WHAT IS 'THE OMEGAVERSE'? IF THIS TOPIC IS INCLUDED IN 'TROLLSTUFF' I HAVE YET TO ENCOUNTER IT.

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mm have u ever heard ab "curiosity killd the cat"? real sad btdubs sad n true better stay curious mr!

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THANK YOU. FORTUNATELY I AM NOT A CAT.

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A very dedicated puppet lover...
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Family Politics
This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.
@tortuousHorace[TH]

i am not the worst dirk here. there's the puppet gore one but he's still very reasonable

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I'M SURE YOU ARE ALL BRILLIANT IN YOUR OWN PARTICULAR WAYS.

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THANK YOU ALL FOR CLEARING THAT UP. I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT 'DM' AND 'PM' ARE INTERCHANGEABLE. IN LIGHT OF THIS, I SHALL THROW MY HAT INTO THE RING AND PROPOSE A THIRD TERM: 'DAD MAIL', PERTAINING TO MY PERSONAL INBOX.

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dAd mAiL AnD(TiNg)pApA MaIl!

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HA HA! SENSATIONAL.

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@mamaLalonde[ML]

@pipeFan#5559 omg babe i didnt kno u were on here!! u shoulda told me

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MY APOLOGIES, I AM STILL FIGURING THIS WHOLE THING OUT. JUST YESTERDAY MY GROCERY LIST BECAME PUBLIC DOMAIN. HA HA. I HOPE YOU ARE TREATING YOURSELF TO A PLEASANT DAY, ROXANNE. I AM GLAD TO BE CONNECTED.

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@mamaLalonde[ML]

no worries! & sorry fr calling u babe if that made u uncomfortable; ive just been made aware this site is multiversal so ur prolly not actually my literal hubby (still cute tho <3)

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THAT IS QUITE ALRIGHT. TO ENSURE TRANSPARENCY GOING FORWARD, I AM SINGLE. OR EXPERIENCING POST-TRAUMATIC AMNESIA. IT IS MORE LIKELY THERE ARE OTHER MEN 'OUT THERE' RESEMBLING ME, IN WHICH CASE, I CAN ONLY HOPE THEIR LIVES ARE ENRICHED WITH SUCH GOOD COMPANY AS YOURSELF.

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But One Dirk of Many
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Sword Saint
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@princeofLight[PL]

I posted this earlier when it was kind of dead in Here. I made a video but it needs more stuff visually I think.

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NEVER ONE TO DISAPPOINT CREATIVELY.

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WHAT IS A 'MATESPRIT MONDAY'? #WHAT IS A 'MATESPRIT MONDAY'?

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@princeofLight[PL]

I have a big notebook I can lend you about trollstuff my dear friend.

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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
@addictedTherapist[AT]

A Matesprit is the troll term for one of their four quadrants, this is as similar as they get to traditional human romance usually referring to their partner as their Matesprit. The term Matesprit Monday is a celebration weekly of celebrating ones romantic partner. Hope this helps! :)

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I PRESUME 'TROLLSTUFF' ENCAPSULATES THE TOPIC OF 'MATESPRIT MONDAY', IN WHICH CASE I APPRECIATE IT. EVEN IF IT DOES NOT I WOULD ENJOY PERUSING YOUR NOTES. PARTICULARLY IF IT INCLUDES YOUR ARTWORK IN THE MARGINS.

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But One Dirk of Many
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@princeofLight[PL]

It does infact have art in the margins and just between the notes. As picture references. It has everything in it from matesprites to kismesis to anatomy. I was very thorough.

I SEE. THANK YOU, ROSE. AS I SEE IT, ONE'S PARTNER SHOULD BE CELEBRATED EVERY DAY! HOWEVER, I SUPPOSE A SPECIAL OCCASION SERVES AS A USEFUL REMINDER FOR SOME.

I COMMEND YOUR STUDIOUS NATURE, STRIDER. YOU ARE A REAL TREASURE.

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But One Dirk of Many
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Sword Saint
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Hallowhiskers
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@princeofLight[PL]

Doodles I did on my break

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WELL DONE.

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• LEMONS • EGGS • POWDERED SUGAR • BUTTER • FLOUR • GRANULATED SUGAR • VANILLA EXTRACT • SHOE POLISH

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≽^•⩊•^≼ Expensive grocery list.

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THE VANILLA EXTRACT IS ON SALE!

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But One Dirk of Many
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Sword Saint
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In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...
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@princeofLight[PL]

When I get home I gotta date with a downy feather pillow and some nitequil

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SWEET DREAMS, STRIDER.

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What makes for the platonic ideal of a Rose? Is whichever Rose exists in the Alpha Timeline the Rosiest Rose? Pre- or post-retcon? Is there a Rose in some obscure off-shoot who is even Rosier? Should the rest of us lesser Roses strive to become more like our most ideal self? Is the platonic the ideal? The platonic ideal of a skunk is probably still quite fragrant. Is the platonic Rose the one whom guides the most blades? I can hardly stomach the thought of such a subservient Rose being considered the ideal, but how much does the ideal matter? There is one point I will cede and this point may just illuminate everything else: the platonic ideal of a Rose is probably a flower.

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COMPARISON IS THE THIEF OF JOY (ROOSEVELT, N.D).

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That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
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Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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@twostepGodhead[TG]

in search of: someone with a cast iron skillet who would be down to hit me over the head with it

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I HAVE A CAST IRON SKILLET. HOWEVER, IT IS BETTER SUITED TO MAKING GRILLED CHEESE.

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Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
Disco Connoisseur
This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@twostepGodhead[TG]

can you make me one whenever i wake up from getting knocked out?

OF COURSE. BE SAFE.

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I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS YEAR. I WILL HAVE PLENTY OF STORE-BOUGHT CONFECTIONARY ON HAND, ALONG WITH A FEW HOME MADE SWEETS. ARE 'REESE'S CUPS' STILL THE REIGNING FAVORITE? 21605 FIR DR, MAPLE VALLEY, WASHINGTON.

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As delightfully saccharine as this is, Mr. Egbert, you may benefit from perusing this helpful infographic.

THANK YOU, ROSE. YOU ARE WELCOME OCTOBER 31ST, OR SOONER. MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN.

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This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

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THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION, ROSE. IT IS GOOD TO STAY INFORMED.

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