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oh right i guess i should make an intro post or something! hi everyone! it's me, john egbert! the egg-meister, as some people call me. if you don't know who i am, that's fine! i'm really trying not to let celebrity go to my head.

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just so long as you don't show anyone the ones where i'm totally naked, i will accept this humiliation without complaint.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Even the one with the vomit? That's the most hilarious one!

are you sure its not becaus o somethin else

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egg.

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i hate to say it, but it is objectively funny. you can show them that one.

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what else would it be?

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bert.

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dont worry about it

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the egg mister the egg mixer the egg master the egg mingler the egg masher

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all of these things and more!