oh right i guess i should make an intro post or something! hi everyone! it's me, john egbert! the egg-meister, as some people call me. if you don't know who i am, that's fine! i'm really trying not to let celebrity go to my head.
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yeah, because my name is egbert, and the single-g "eg" is pronounced the same as "egg".
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just so long as you don't show anyone the ones where i'm totally naked, i will accept this humiliation without complaint.
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i hate to say it, but it is objectively funny. you can show them that one.
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bert.
the egg mister the egg mixer the egg master the egg mingler the egg masher
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