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You can make me out to be the couture curmudgeon if you like, and this may be my father talking, but I am going to say what we are ALL clearly thinking: After a certain point, tie knots do not NEED to be seventeen pleats with the full-frontal loop-dee-loop and the seductive curl at the tail. Tie yourself a firm, respectable Windsor. Double it if you mean business. Triple it if you're about to dominate the board room. Don't tie a Half Windsor. You're not a douchebag at a three star hotel bar. Don't Half Windsor two shirts. Whole Windsor one shirt. "NO ONE KNOWS THESE NECKTIE KNOTS EXIST!!!" Yes, because we're going to have to unleash the jaws of life on your VP of Sales rep's neckline to free him of that blasted arrangement. You spent twenty minutes fiddling with the ALEXANDER THE GREAT SIGMA MALE UNCONCERNED LION KNOT and didn't bother to starch your flimsy shirt. Let us all learn to crawl before we start SOMERSAULTING peacock maneuvers to impress our professional associates. Wisdom of the day. No charge. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63694df9641.jpg
(( Not me coming on, writing an @araneaSerket crashout and then leaving so I can write for sovereign of the sunken world >:) Although if anyone wants to dm / to comfort / to talk to Aranea about it feel free )) #nyxtalks
good idea john
i guess i will
conngratulationns. i wonnder. if i will reach 10k kult.
I hope you are all doing well. If you are not, please consider the answer to the following questions: •Have you eaten today? •Have you consumed adequate water? •Have you taken all necessary medications? •Have you gotten the appropriate amount of sleep? •Have you been cursed by a high-level demon, witch, or fairy? (Note: The curses of lower-level demons, witches, and fairies tend to be regarded as merely “inconvenient”). •Have you been outside and touched grass? (metaphorical) •Have you been outside and touched grass? (literal)
i feel like im losing my mind.... :( im gonna go for a walk :/
Good morning, Chittrlings. (Fantastic term recommended to me by @ectoBiologist#9531 btw. Not only is it cut directly from the theming of the platform, it works because you all go on for miles and are ceaselessly full of shit!)
I GOT GHOSTLY TRICKSTERED...... #ByTheCamera #BySix
You're a goddamn madman or a genius I couldn't tell ya which one.
Nothing QUITE like a group massage to round off seven solid days of professional decompression (there's a portmanteau to be had there but who could give a hoot about that right now). Guess who started sawing logs ten minutes into the rub. #jakesnoreglish I must give my companions their propers on how SEAMLESSLY we have socially integrated across this week of leisure. You may be wondering how that is even worth mentioning, given we are all adults who have been friends for over a decade who made the arrangements to venture out on vacation entirely of their own free will. To that I say: show me YOUR perfectly functional friend group. :| Trust me on this if you trust me on anything. For the Alpha Kids, one week of direct association without ANY strife is an accomplishment.
no one can answer this for your earth c except you! but speaking for mine, no we dont have a tsa; there's never really been a need for it.
just watched #Jake try 2 practice rock climb #Jane he couldnt...... & #Dirk didnt say anything...... #AlphaReport #JakeJaneReport #AndCalliesHereToo
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
Planning committee is on it now, apparently!
Oh, har har. :B I wonder which pope arbitrarily selected from old Terran history they will use for the Pope room. I do love the facade of old-school Italian-American catholicism that hangs over the place.
... Thank you.
Do giddyup with that.
AMA. http://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b23a98a6532.png
Whatever you need to tell yourself. :B
I'm as pleasantly surprised as you are seething.
Milkshake duck moment.
:B
Soon to reveal the belated finale #eridanweek salutations from a very special guest. Look forward to it.
I'm not apprised of this gentleman's identity, but I'm told he's of some importance to Eridan's cultural legacy. If you know him, you may be an Eridan Ampora SUPERFAN. #eridanweek #finale
Wholesome content, I assure you.
Looking forward to the ad space.
STOP MAKING US OBJECTS FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF PERVERTS.
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
Is this just you trying to score an invite.
Who in blue blazes was even talking about that.
... Ok, I might have thought the timing of these posts through a touch more. Previous chit aside. I will be on a private yacht tour with Dirk, Jake, Roxy and Calliope starting this Friday and continuing across the next. Eleven days. Im commemoration of my birthday. ... It's a normal, friendlystyle, PLATONIC private yacht retreat. ... I will still be answering emails and official inquiries. And maybe we'll post some pictures.
Thank you. You see, it's tolerable when YOU say it.
Finally in contact with the real intellectuals of our age. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b1fdcbd174.png
Are you wearing lipstick in your PFP.
It looks nice.
Glad you continue to respond. I wouldn't have known I hit a nerve, otherwise!
Hard to tell. For obvious reasons.
Who is this?
What the hell is this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13b0bfa679ac.png https://aboquiz.org/quiz/ #nsfw #myalphaquiz
YOU CEASE YOUR BLITHERING LIES THIS INSTANT. YOU TOOK THE STUPID TEST.
... Congratulations.
I've only JUST been given the briefing on the structure of this fictional archetyping. Of course you're all omegas. #NSFW #myalphatest
@caligulasAquarium Are you presently on Beforus to give chase after your ancestor?
Oh Jesus Christ.
... Unreal Heiress, play Mustache Man by Cake.
Unreal Heiress questioning when I will allow her to integrate onto public-facing social media platforms. I said "missy, when you can keep those egregious opinions to yourself." But she promised. I don't know. What say you all?
I publicly reaffirm that if the ship does go down, I will personally reanimate all casualties.
We can fly. Give your well-wishes to the staff. :B
Ship's nearly ready. Just making the final preparations. Fresh flowers, groceries. Staff NDAs.
TROLL BRUNO MARS IS ON THE SHIP?
By me. Never to be narrated to an outside party by me.
Several hours of debauchery, NEVER to be narrated to an outside party.
You'll have to score your own transportation back to the realm of the living.
Pineapple is a viable standalone topping and needs no accompaniment.
I guess.
You have my dadgum ship stunk up like the green can of pringles.
Just serve drinks.
So do I!!
Bingo time. I hope our (four) guests are prepared for the custom prizes the team has assembled.
I prepared an ACTUAL F/M/K list as a rugpull to contradict my cowardly selection from earlier, comprising the entire Creator pantheon in a tier list. ... I've been advised not to post it.
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN COMMANDER OF.
Thank you. I hope my reasoning here is all somewhat transparent.
Oh, all right.* *FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES ONLY. #nsfw I guess. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c6afb9be7a7.jpeg
Not you.
Bingo was a massive success. Jake won the MOST horrendous painting of an olive I have ever seen in my life. I had quietly hoped he'd be the one to hit jackpot that round.
Karaoke time. What are YOU singing? Comment below.
I'm attempting to save it for breakfast before I dispense with the injury. I think there's a certain comedic value in croaking my good-morning. ... :B Thank you, dear. It's very much appreciated. <3
My voice has been entirely depleted by karaoke. But we've arrived at the island for the day. Suppose I'd better clear my throat with a morning shot. :B #substances
Crawled into the giant commemorative private Margaritaville cocktail statue like infant Christ in the manger. The new JC emerges fully formed, like the homjnculus. #substances
Much obliged. Keep up the good work.
I could not have asked for a better birthday.
Last night recap: Talked @golgothasTerror out of entering a PUBLIC karaoke competition in a full Nacho Libre mask for anonymity. I said "buster, if they don't recognize your voice, those CHOMPERS are going to tip them off from here to New Nak City."
Watching Wicked for the first time. Jake and I are grappling in disagreement. Like this chit if you think Nessa Rose did nothing wrong. #nessarosedidnothingwrong #ifamandoesntloveyou #makeitillegaltoleaveyou
ON HER WEDDING DAY? #KILLfiyero
I know yuri. Only just learned that term. My time on the platform is really leveling up my vocabulary.
How is it possible that the two woman leads of this movie have more chemistry than any heterosexual couple plotside. It is PROMINENT if even *I* notice. #lesbians #maybe
Nevermind. I should have known Rice Purity was going to be something filthy if I heard about it in this godforsaken cesspool. I'll make an attempt.
What on Earth does "kissed horizontally" even mean. Kissed while reclining???
The "Rice Purity Test?" ... Could you not simply wash your grains of their imperfections prior to cooking? Some of you CLEARLY don't own the Betty Crocker Rinse & Ready Rice Separator. Three easy payments of $19.99. Shipping and handling included to most Kingdoms.
Like this chit and I'll artificially extend the lifespan or whatever grumpy cat cultural equivalent or shiba inu in a pair of glasses goes most viral on the internet this month. You want Lusus Moo Deng to live forever? Show me how badly.
True art.
First off: oh boy, what a fearful concept. :B Secondly: you DO recall that we can fly, don't you?
I slapped at a camera being shoved in my direction. I consider it a disruption of my personal space and I will not respect it.
I don't even recall posting these photos, but allow me a moment to verify. ... You didn't get a single dish on the mark! Gee whiz.
Jake is inebriated enough to tell me he Facetunes every one of his social media selfies and I am downright schnookered enough to tell you about it. I asked him what he adjusts and he said his jawline. That may have been TRUTH SERUM back at the swim-up bar. Then again, all poisons have their fatal dose. #substances
Another dinner complete. Guess whose dessert was whose. #alphakidtrip #birthdayyacht #NORMALyacht #plumbplatonic #chastityboat #food #dessert #substances #blessed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0e43be4a8d6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cbd9f27b7b7.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c24b3373bc46.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/369b8bce3231.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27554b09e4d6.jpeg
guys can u plz gimme me another round of every1 saying GOOD LUCK ROLAL LETS GO ROXYYY bc #TheCasino is NOT treating us (ME) vry well rn #RoxyReport #JakeReport #AlphaReport #AlphaBoat #CalliesHereToo #Plz
OOC // UPDATED PINNED POST Jane Crocker. Earth-C. Details below. https://gutsygumshoe-chittr.carrd.co/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0d6b970c1f1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b068a46fc3d1.png