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I hope you are all doing well. If you are not, please consider the answer to the following questions: •Have you eaten today? •Have you consumed adequate water? •Have you taken all necessary medications? •Have you gotten the appropriate amount of sleep? •Have you been cursed by a high-level demon, witch, or fairy? (Note: The curses of lower-level demons, witches, and fairies tend to be regarded as merely “inconvenient”). •Have you been outside and touched grass? (metaphorical) •Have you been outside and touched grass? (literal)

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;; i-i'm at work?? ;;

i think people are touching a different kind of grass today, mr.obama.

:33 < yes :33 < yes :33 < yes :33 < yes :33 < yes :33 < yes :33 < yes :33 < am i doing good, trollbama?

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Your location has nothing to do with your need to consume appropriate amounts of hydration and nutrients. Consider perhaps even a light snack.

-=[ yes !! i had umm some chips :-) nnnot water but i have gsups im taking my meds i live my m!eds! i slept for 4 hours but its okay because i slept for 20 yesternight nope nope and no !! :-) its okay though !!!_☺]=-

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Concerned about the high-level curse that was placed upon you, but I am proud of how well you have been taking care of yourself regardless.

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Oh.

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;; u-um... i-i got flogged by HR l-la§t time i wa§ caught t-taking a non-approved h-hydration break. uwehh... ;;

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Unfortunately, sleep is one of the valuable resources the body cannot “stock up” on. Excess sleep does not roll over to influence the next day. During rest, your body inventories its needs and filters out unwanted or invasive activity within your body. Consider thinking of the your body similar to that of a trash can, where sleeping is the method of removing the “trash” from the trash can. You cannot make the trash can any less empty by “stocking up” on sleep; there is only so much trash it can remove, and it cannot remove trash that is not currently present. Thus, is it important to give your body its daily (or perhaps nightly, to the humans) time to rest and empty its “trash can.”

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Do not worry about HR. I will take care of them and their violation of workers’ rights.