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Nothing QUITE like a group massage to round off seven solid days of professional decompression (there's a portmanteau to be had there but who could give a hoot about that right now). Guess who started sawing logs ten minutes into the rub. #jakesnoreglish I must give my companions their propers on how SEAMLESSLY we have socially integrated across this week of leisure. You may be wondering how that is even worth mentioning, given we are all adults who have been friends for over a decade who made the arrangements to venture out on vacation entirely of their own free will. To that I say: show me YOUR perfectly functional friend group. :| Trust me on this if you trust me on anything. For the Alpha Kids, one week of direct association without ANY strife is an accomplishment.

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i AM???? yIPPEE!!!!!

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@adiosToreador[AT]

yAYYYY,

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rose, love, i hardly feel sUch a forcefUlly confrontational approach is prodUctive in the least! and jane, darling, yoU really mUstn't take things so personally. ... Unless yoU're flirting, of coUrse?

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@woeGothic[WG]

I love the drama, Calliope. My words are hollow yet hallowed. As owner of New York, I get bored.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

the...? oh, dear, that soUnds like a story!

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
@woeGothic[WG]

I have been busy. I only asked the President. He forfeit the power to me.

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ah. a short story, then! ~u~

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@woeGothic[WG]

Yes. But I do have many more entertaining tales. Perhaps, eventually, we could speak of them. For now, I will stop providing so many notifications to our corporate overlord.

i mean i think ‘functional’ is a relative term, i have a lot of great friends but they’re also all in different parts of their lives and i think them figuring themselves out is important to learn and grow you feel me? some of my friends were not doing great but have grown either way though our friendship is functional even if they’re having hard times with personal stuff

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LUV U TOO <33333 #SoFunctional #SoRelaxed #JohnsHereToo! #LuvYa

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