John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
give me a day or so to work shop this!
stepping out of the house to get pho!!! it's gunna be such a pho-king great time i can feel it
I can appreciate a pun but it would be better without the vulgarity. - MC Oleana
vulgarity is a part of the human essence!!!!! don't be such a stick in the mud :P
Deciding to make healthy decisions today. After I order this pizza of course.
aw come on of all dys for 420 to be its a monday? evil timin istg how am i supposed tk get high now? #substance
>[You muzzzt do it anyway. Zzzmazzzh the zzzyzzztem. Get fucked up in zzzpite of your rezzzponzzzibilitiezzz. Go abzzzolutely nutty.]<
i guess i will
i've had a REALLY bad pain in my neck for the past few days :( does any body have any tips on how to get it out?
ok ok ignore my username for a second serious answer!!! recupracoons are so so so good for your back beds are a low tech solution but if you have access to slime its the best way to keep your spine healthy!
it's really hard to ignore your name when you give the worst advice.
I actually agree I switched to a recupracoon a few years ago and I swear by it Evil though this Jade may be she at least has good chiropractic advice
there's at least 3 different movies that show why it's bad for humans to lay in a bunch of goop from an alien race. are you sure you're not like, damaged internally from it?
Xenophobia aside No??? They make sopor optimized for humans Not that the regular type is toxic or anything And again the relative weightlessness does wonders to align your spine while you sleep
hmmmm, i dunno man. it's sorta sounding like they got you slimed out or some thing. thanks, but no thanks! that goes against my shippuden oath.
Who's they Please tell me you aren't referring to the troll species That's my fucking mother
I hope you are all doing well. If you are not, please consider the answer to the following questions: •Have you eaten today? •Have you consumed adequate water? •Have you taken all necessary medications? •Have you gotten the appropriate amount of sleep? •Have you been cursed by a high-level demon, witch, or fairy? (Note: The curses of lower-level demons, witches, and fairies tend to be regarded as merely “inconvenient”). •Have you been outside and touched grass? (metaphorical) •Have you been outside and touched grass? (literal)
i think people are touching a different kind of grass today, mr.obama.
Good morning, Chittrlings. (Fantastic term recommended to me by @ectoBiologist#9531 btw. Not only is it cut directly from the theming of the platform, it works because you all go on for miles and are ceaselessly full of shit!)
aw, thank you for the credit! I love it when you go on ceaselessly full of shit too :)
Nevermind. :|
Just watched my boy john miss his mouth with a piece of french toast. Complete and utter biff. Honestly an embarassing play. Yikes.
i never realized how fragile polaroids are! i took a picture of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 and it turned them into the brightest white light with two pink orbs in the middle....
i feel really bad but also it's REALLY funny.
wwe 2hould ban all mu2iic..
hey chittr whats teh worse samdwich u like? ill go first cheese wiz and ketchup
it's not a particular sandwich, but some times i do like to switch out mayo with cake icing.....
You're a goddamn madman or a genius I couldn't tell ya which one.
BET IT ALL ON RED!!!! #5k4RED
does earth-c have some thing like TSA? how would that work??
no one can answer this for your earth c except you! but speaking for mine, no we dont have a tsa; there's never really been a need for it.
really?? i thought some body like jane or some thing would want to commercialize teleportation!
jake took off his socks and they left an indent on his calves..... it looks like train tracks how do i tell him? @golgothasTerror
I have water retention. :(