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John Egbert

@ectoBiologist

give me a day or so to work shop this!

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 392Kull Score: 41420 followers10 following

what's your go to role in rpg's? i really like tanks!

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:33 < dps!!!

Ψhat's an rpg?

support. buff, debuff. or dot-based dps is fun

== artificer types... but if those don't exist... mages that blow things up... ==

The fuck do you mean, role? I just take the thing and I fire it, and make sure shit gets blown up.

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Alchemist

≈ I AM — inclined TOWARDS SUPPORT, perhaps with DPS — capabilities — if faced — with — one-versus-ONE SITUATIONS. ≈

>> w¡zard ... (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

LEADERSHIP ROLES. FUCKING OBVIOUSLY.

\ 1 als0 end up d01ng tank bu1lds cause 1m bad at d0dg1ng 1n games /

whoops, the alarm never went off! no pho for me....

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stepping out of the house to get pho!!! it's gunna be such a pho-king great time i can feel it

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I can appreciate a pun but it would be better without the vulgarity. - MC Oleana

vulgarity is a part of the human essence!!!!! don't be such a stick in the mud :P

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thank you thank you, i'll be here for the foreseeable eternity!

If that's what being human means, then I'm glad I'm a troll. I'm quite comfortable in the mud, thank you. - MC Oleana

i've had a REALLY bad pain in my neck for the past few days :( does any body have any tips on how to get it out?

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ok ok ignore my username for a second serious answer!!! recupracoons are so so so good for your back beds are a low tech solution but if you have access to slime its the best way to keep your spine healthy!

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it's really hard to ignore your name when you give the worst advice.

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I actually agree I switched to a recupracoon a few years ago and I swear by it Evil though this Jade may be she at least has good chiropractic advice

there's at least 3 different movies that show why it's bad for humans to lay in a bunch of goop from an alien race. are you sure you're not like, damaged internally from it?

Xenophobia aside No??? They make sopor optimized for humans Not that the regular type is toxic or anything And again the relative weightlessness does wonders to align your spine while you sleep

hmmmm, i dunno man. it's sorta sounding like they got you slimed out or some thing. thanks, but no thanks! that goes against my shippuden oath.

Who's they Please tell me you aren't referring to the troll species That's my fucking mother

the whole troll species is your mother????????

Sigh And I thought my aunt June was corny

BOW YOUR HEAD FORWARD AND ROLL YOUR NECK IN THE JOINT TWO OR THREE TIMES BEFORE ROLLING YOUR SHOULDERS.

thinking about the one that got away.... (the piece of French toast that missed my mouth and rolled on the floor.) (i miss her. i'm so sad...)

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he keeps making viagra jokes #lame

jane is taking me to a comedy show to make up for her hootennanny she pulled back at the uno table...

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i never realized how fragile polaroids are! i took a picture of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 and it turned them into the brightest white light with two pink orbs in the middle....

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i feel really bad but also it's REALLY funny.

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I GOT GHOSTLY TRICKSTERED...... #ByTheCamera #BySix

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jake just spent 40 bucks trying and failing to get this plushie... #uhoh

does earth-c have some thing like TSA? how would that work??

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no one can answer this for your earth c except you! but speaking for mine, no we dont have a tsa; there's never really been a need for it.

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really?? i thought some body like jane or some thing would want to commercialize teleportation!

maybe she wanted to. but we've also got a pretty extensive public transportalizer network!

jake took off his socks and they left an indent on his calves..... it looks like train tracks how do i tell him? @golgothasTerror

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I have water retention. :(

just spit it back out? why are you retaining water.

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some body tell jane to let me win at uno :( @gutsyGumshoe

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YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO LOS3 F41R 4ND SQU4R3, SORRY >:[

:33 < someone letting mew win isnt a win john :33 < its sad

i'm not asking for a pity win i'm asking for jane not to guilt the others into piling up on me

i don't think you're very sorry!

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I think youre cooked.

NOP3 >:] BUT 1 W1LL CH4LL3NG3 YOU TO 4N 4CTU4L F41R 4ND SQU4R3 ROUND 1F YOU D4R3

asking for a friend, but is there a way to have the worst song ever auto play when you click my profile full blast?

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chitty chitty bang bang?

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