Daehll Konahr
@argenticGrandeur
i'd s4y s74y golden bu7 silver's be77er th4n gold | https://www.grubtube.com/@argenticGrandeur he/him written by @fishGaming
Your name is DAEHLL KONAHR. About 5 Sweeps ago, Grubtubing as a sustainable means of income really started becoming a thing. Not being one to miss out an opportunity, you made a Grubtube account, around about the time of some big drama. You were one of the first to cover that drama, and that was the spark that set you for life as one of the biggest Grubtubers. Story of one's life aside, onto your interests. Your inherent ability to learn things rapidly means you often end up LEARNING LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES, which you really started picking up following the advent of livestreaming services. This also proved to be a good decision for your fame, combined with your natural ceruleanblood charm. Another thing you have quite the interest in is PUZZLES of VARIOUS KINDS, having quite the puzzle solving (and creating) repertoire, which lead into you creating a famous INTERNET ARG under the name of THE HIVE THAT NEVER WAS MEANT TO EXIST. With your uncanny ability to pick up on trends early, you ended up surmising a notable collection of VARIOUS GUNS. This came to use in HUMILIATING some random INDIGOBLOOD streamer when he threatened to come cull you and you embarrassed him by virtually annihilating him for his wrong knowledge of gun terminology. Your lusus... yep. They're a lusus all right. Nothing much else to say on that part. You're doing pretty damn well. You are of the SIGN OF THE CRUSADER and are (unknowingly) a SEER OF SPACE. Your ancestor had similar levels of fame, as he was a famous actor in some early Troll Movies before dying of MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. Your handle across all platforms has always been |argenticGrandeur| and you emblem47e 7he miner4l of your 4nces7or onto your verbi4ge. What will you do? --- OTHER ACCOUNTS @advantageousCatharsis @culpablyAtypical @hellaJeff @neonAllnight --- This account does (every now and then) post NSFW content, feel free to block the tag if you do not wish to see it.
if 7hey're sleeping on you, 7uck 7hem 7he fuck in #d4ehll4dvice
dont invite me 2 boys night if we aint bein gay!!
#r3chitt
reminding me i need to be a gay boy more over here.
i rechitted this pike im a boy bein gay but it was moor in a imma watch it happen kinda way
ur more than welc 2 ;) #suggestive
youd b spoilin me
#winning
omg would i? because it's something i want to do and don't do enough!!!
Literally Always Saying This
i really ought to kiss more boys i mean it's just you set the bar so high rory.
I·BELIEVE·IT·IT·SPELLED·7TH·OR·IN·LONG·FORM·SEVENTH
// daehll may recieve some new life breathed into his character, hypothetically
4sking 4round my friends 7o see who's 4ble 7o SGRUB i7 once 7he d4y comes
wh47 7he fuck is 4 "SGRUB" i7 go7 4nnounced e4rlier
Hahahahahahahaha your shit is wrecked. :::;D
Doesn't matter. The clock has already 8egun to tick. You 8etter get ready to kiss your ass and your lusus good8yyyyyyyye. Not necess8rily in that order. Hahahaha or may8e your lusus will 8e kissing YOUR ass good8ye!
GAME THAT CAUSES THE APOCALYPSE. YOUR ONLY SHOT AT SURVIVAL IS TO PLAY IT. IT IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. BUT IT IS SO WORTH IT. SO I ASK OF YOU.
THE INTENDED EXPERIENCE IS MULTIPLAYER, BY THE WAY. SUCCESSFUL ONE-PLAYER SESSIONS DO EXIST. BUT THE SKILL FLOOR IS EXTREMELY HIGH. SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. YOU SHOULDN'T ATTEMPT THE SINGLE-PLAYER MODE. TRY TO GET A LOBBY. OR "SESSION" IN THE GAME'S LINGO. THAT ISN'T CONSTANTLY THROWING.
YOU MAY WISH TO DIRECT MORE IN-DEPTH QUESTIONING TO NYRITA @\bummelBoogie, AN OFFICIAL OF THE EARTH-C GOVERNMENT SPECIFICALLY TASKED WITH GAME-RELATED AFFAIRS. IN GENERAL, THE BEST WAY TO PREPARE IS TO PICK OUT A STRIFE SPECIBUS YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH AND TO LOCATE CO-PLAYERS WHO SEEM LIKE THEY WON'T GET DISTRACTED WITH SHITTY INTERPERSONAL DRAMA. THE NUMBER ONE SESSION-KILLER ISN'T SUCKING ASS AT FIGHTS (THE GAME IS RATHER FORGIVING WITH RESURRECTION MECHANICS), IT'S ALLOWING PRIVATE QUADRANT DRAMA TO GET IN THE WAY OF GAMING. FINDING A QUALITY RAIDING PARTY IS 90% OF PREPARATION. THERE IS ONE BIT OF PREPARATION THAT I MUST WARN YOU ABOUT IN ADVANCE: YOU HAVE TO PICK OUT AN INANIMATE OBJECT TO "PROTOTYPE" WITH. THIS MEANS THAT YOU TAKE THE OBJECT AND SACRIFICE IT TO THE KERNELSPRITE (GLOWING BALL GENERATED DURING THE GAME ENTRY PROCESS) BEFORE COMPLETING ENTRY, AND THE IN-GAME ENEMIES WILL BE THEMED AFTER THE OBJECT THUS SACRIFICED. THIS MAY SEEM SILLY. BUT IT IS CRITICALLY IMPORTANT THAT *AT LEAST ONE PLAYER MUST DO THIS OR YOU WILL BE SOFTLOCKED.*
GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN!
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4pp4ren7ly 7here's 4 big g4me 4nnouncemen7 on my ins74nce of 4l7erni4 7omorrow
h4ven7 even pos7ed on here in mon7hs ye7 im s7ill pl4cing high on 7ierlis7s no7 b4d, d4ehll
she 7ook my lei7mo7if in 7he divorce
Thats rough buddy
7he firs7 gu4rdi4n si7u47ion is ins4ne
ge77ing hi7 by 4 scu77lebuggy kind4 fun fr feels like 4n 4c7ion movie when you roll over 7he hood
driver w4s in p4nic like he killed me or some7hing, rel4x
medic4rcer47or 4sked me 7o r47e 7he p4in 1 7o 10 i s4id 25 4nd s74r7ed scre4ming im ge77ing 7his che4p morphine one w4y or 4no7her
// this character is currently ON BREAK until i get motivation to rp them again