Aradia Megido
@apocalypseArisen
i'm the rust maid 0f time ult aradia megid0.
i have a meth0d 0f mind c0ntr0l where i manipulate the h0rm0nes and signals in s0me0ne's thinkpan. it's intensive and requires many time cl0nes but it's certainly quite fun given the target agrees t0 it. 0u0
if you figure that out (not on me) lemme knowv. for reasons unrelated to myself, obvwiously.
o h. i mean. well. i am curious. i would be lying if i said i wasn't curious.
what?? oh yeah lol. um!! are there like. side effects? just out of curiosity obviously ._.
the undeniable allure 0f a w0man with s0mething deeply wr0ng with her. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
hell0 chittr. 0u0
oH, oKAY i GUESS? tHAT DOES NOT REALLY, aNSWER MY QUEST1ON BUT, tHANK YOU PROBABLY,
my fav0rite mixed drink is called a c0rpse reviver. 0u0
i need t0 get back 0n my bullshit. 0_0
great, here we go. aas unique brand 0f cryptic bullshit. i say go f0r it.
put karkat in b00ty sh0rts. life is sh0rt. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
correct, as always.
0hhhh shit kk getting pissy on the tl. everyb0dy run.
I WILL FIND YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCY, UNPLUG EVERY DEVICE YOU OWN AND MISPLACE YOUR ETHERNET CABLES.
i hate when you say shit like that. fine, im backing 0ff. no kk b0oty sh0rts twonight. h0w will i survive.
i think i c0uld still serve if i g0t jane d0ed. #megid0p0sting
:33< mew would serve no matpurr waht mewre aradinya
:33< no is it scary? :33< beclawse i dont like scary things :33< what if i get scared?
thinking m0stly ab0ut shrimp fried rice.
You're telling me a shrimp fried that rice?
we have exactly 0ne j0ke apparently. 0_0
s0metimes i s0und like jane d0e ride the cycl0ne. it's just h0w i talk. 0u0
get in line f0r a f0rehead kiss/bite. y0u d0n't get t0 pick. 0u0
I missed this last night. I want to be kissed and/or bit.
h0w l0ng can y0u h0ld a planck? #megid0p0sting
https://open.spotify.com/track/023zDZuasqi1b6JqxaR7Jq?si=XXF13gjxS-a-K5vC3lx1cA&utm_source=copy-link
I wish i had the precise answer for this but somewhere between 5 to 6 hours!
yeah i think my arm w0uld get tired fr0m h0lding the planck by then. i supp0se it als0 depends 0n what it's made 0ut 0f. 0u0
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Hm. A reasOnable amOunt, I think! NOthing special, hehe. —— (˘ ³˘)
"human centipede n0n-ir0nically." #lyricp0sting
i ttry tt0 get tthe waiter'z attenti0n by b1inking in m0rze c0de.
b0dy swap m0vie but the pe0ple swapping is tw0 cl0nes 0f the same guy. #megid0p0sting
hey, i think i remember this one. can't recall the name though.
i l0ve c0lumb0.
isn't this all s0 fascinating? h0w c0uld any0ne n0t have a truly und0ing am0unt 0f curi0sity? 0u0
watching a certain vriska claw her way 0ut 0ff infern0 is fascinating. i can't help but w0nder what purgadat0 has in st0re f0r her redempti0n. d0es that make me virgilius? wh0's t0 say. 0u0
can s0me0ne please truman sh0w me.
howw do you knoww i havvent been doin exactly that until noww
y0u c0uld n0t p0ssibly c0mprehend my hight. 0u0
at a 0ne w0man c0medy sh0w where i'm the c0median, the crew, the audience, the stage, the seats, the building, the bl0ck, th- #megid0p0sting
weirdly everything else is still the material ~u0
c0mpresses y0ur file. #megid0p0sting
Will my HD ya⚣i survive the c⚣mpressi⚣n? 0-0
if y0u are str0ng 0f will, brave 0f heart, 0r a zip file then perhaps.
