Aradia Megido
@apocalypseArisen
i'm the rust maid 0f time ult aradia megid0.
i w0uld say get 0n my level but 9/10 d0ct0rs rec0mmend against it. #megid0p0sting
/.only.reason.it.isnt.10.is.because.of.the.Duty-Of-The-Tenth-rule.\
exactly.
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exciting. 0u0
napped for a headaChe, woke up with neCk aChe. fightin' for my life out here.
perhaps i c0uld rewind y0ur b0dy...
i vwote for seeing this dame revwind your body.
wouldn't ya have to keep doin' it or it'd just Come up later? >◡<
it w0uld be fun. 0u0
weird time shit is Cool 6ut it's also sCary
n0t if y0u hydrate pr0perly.
fear is the natural way t0 feel ab0ut me. 0u0
i think ya know that i feel a lotta things a6out ya! ^◡^
g00d b0y. 0u0
ps mediCuller said i need 50CCs of smooCh to Cure my wrist pain this is definitely a thing that happened
y0u 0nly need t0 ask. 0u0
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i shall be 0ver p0st haste. 0u0
mmmmmore sleep i think. then i Can dream of having all the Cute people touChin' me at onCe... u◡u
open invitation i guess jgghCthh
always 0pen f0r r0und 2. 0u0
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let y0ur freak flag fly given it's tagged pr0perly. 0u0 f0r further clarificati0n please c0nsult the rules.
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we are different versi0ns 0f the same pers0n.
sorry i'm kind've all over the plaCe 6y the way. i'm just feelin' self-ConsCious a6out uh... 6eing me, i guess. sorry if i'm 6ein' weird or Creepy or annoyin' to folks or anythin'.
y0u're perfectly fine the way y0u are.
"wh0 has never killed an h0ur? n0t casually 0r with0ut th0ught, but carefully: a premeditated murder 0f minutes. the vi0lence c0mes fr0m a c0mbinati0n 0f giving up, n0t caring, and a resignati0n that getting past it is all y0u can h0pe t0 acc0mplish. s0 y0u kill the h0ur. y0u d0 n0t w0rk, y0u d0 n0t read, y0u d0 n0t daydream. if y0u sleep it is n0t because y0u need t0 sleep. and when at last it is 0ver, there is n0 evidence: n0 weap0n, n0 bl00d, and n0 b0dy. the 0nly clue might be the shad0ws beneath y0ur eyes 0r a terribly thin line near the c0rner 0f y0ur m0uth indicating s0mething has been suffered, that in the privacy 0f y0ur life y0u have l0st s0mething and the l0ss is t00 empty t0 share."
this is a h0use 0f leaves qu0te.
alternative final thought uhhhh gosh i sure love titty and dongs 'n' what not good night
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Now, I ought to acquire a means of time travel. I have no interest in doing this halfheartedly.
if i'm supp0sed t0 be d0ing it a versi0n 0f me is already helping y0u. if n0t then i supp0se y0u're 0ut 0f luck. 0_0
Luck was never on my side, was it little Maid?
it m0st certainly is.
aspect slander pt.2 i think it's imp0rtant two get the big 2 0ut of the way first, because f0r the naive they might sound like the m0st seductive of the aspects. this is 0n purpose i suspect. they're the (supp0sedly) only 'necessary' aspects t0 breed a new frog, and thus the 0nes you c0uld assume skaia gives the most tw0 and keeps the tightest grip on. which itself is still just an assumpti0n. why does it have tw0 be them? think about it. if either 0f those players dies after slick is b0rn it's not like time and space st0p working. they aren't actually tied to the metaphysics. if y0u gave the frog planet tw0 lets say a mind player and had a light player lucky en0ugh that they were an avid frog c0llector and had the necessary 0nes without needing t0 go back in time and get the missing genes, that w0uld still serve the same function. hell, i alm0st forg0t kk is the one wh0 helped kn out! even if he fucked it up. but it g0es two sh0w skaia can't even be assed to care en0ugh about it's 0wn purpose tw0 ensure the big 2 have to w0rk together. which brings me tw0: Space - what d0es it even do? n0 seriously. that's my biggest point here. y0u can't actually prove it d0es anything. kanaya is a dear friend, but she did everything with her own p0inty gritted teeth and hedge trimmers. no green sparkles required. "but s0llux!" you cry stupidly: "that harley human! with the fluffy ears! she went apeshit bananas with the green sparkles!" yeah yeah i knew the plan. think harder dummy. it needed her c0nnection tw0 the green sun and general first guardian nonsense, n0t aspect. did that supercharge what she already had? fr0m what i've heard her damn barkbeast could d0 all of that already and he sure wasn't a player. we have, at best, a guess at what space actually does when being hard carried by the p0wer of a fucking pan universal instituti0n. it got me tw0 thinking. leaving aside that if you c0uld cheat one in they bec0me superfluous, space's only c0nfirmable role is they make the game generate a fr0g planet. which brings in all the to0ls needed to generate a new universe fr0g, bilious slick in 0ur case. they ARE the universe. space is a frog. c0uldn't you actually just call the aspect 'fr0g?' some0ne designated just two be s0me kind of self insert 0r weird trophy 0f the universe to c0me? that is what they actually do. they generate and channel fr0gs. it's the aspect of being a flagbearer f0r a universe you might never create. f0rced by skaia two be a facilitator at best because it's pretty much a guaranteed 2 pers0n job. it's like skaia f0rgot they needed an actual trigger f0r all the conv0luted crap a session has t0 have happen and just dumped it all on 0ne po0r sap, at best tricking them into thinking they're special and n0t an afterthought necessity. f0rget your dreams. y0ur talents. your interests. n0w you c0llect frogs s0 you can breed fr0gs and protect a r0om full 0f frogs until it's time f0r a really fucking big frog. yes. m0re frogs. fr0ggirl. admittedly i'm getting far up my 0wn chute with the theorycrafting there ab0ut frogspecting, but when the data is emptier than fucking v0id on what a space player actually d0es or is necessary f0r what else can you d0? the most charitable way i've ever heard it put is that space is the medium against which everything else happens, that which gives c0ntext. congrats 0n being the backdrop against which endless gall0ns of paint get splashed. it's m0stly going tw0 be your team's bl0od.
unf0rtunately y0ur weakest th0ugh n0t f0r lack 0f trying. we have a single example 0f an unm0dified space g0d tier being al and she is a muse and a cherub thus making her data null. that being said she did literally turn the green sun int0 a black h0le.
i think y0u've missed the point 0f these wildly anyway. so there's n0t much point reminding ab0ut anecdotes, let al0ne cherubic ones.
if y0u wished t0 slander i w0uld g0 f0r th0se m0st 0ften selected t0 be space players. space is an aspect m0st 0ften p0pulated by pe0ple wh0 d0 0ne imp0rtant thing 0nce then never d0 anything imp0rtant ever again. twice if they happen t0 be lucky. space is an0ther safety net created by skaia t0 g0 0ut 0f their way t0 unfuck an already fucked situati0n assume light and time weren't paying attenti0n. 0ther than that they just play unintenti0nal setup and thus bec0me the blame nexus 0f any given sessi0n.
s0 like when i specifically called out they technically 0nly exist two d0 one thing (generate a fr0g planet) and then are totally irrelevant? s0mething like that? they're wordy en0ugh as is, i've got tw0 trust in some reading between the lines!
then i understand c0mpletely.
alright aspect slander part 1. because pe0ple are a little two trusting 0f the thing with the buy-in 0f murdering an entire planet. trying to hit me with the anecd0te about h0w it was great for y0u immediately disqualifies from my ganderbulb access. i hate the system, n0t the people it labels and uses up. m0stly. preface: it's imp0rtant to always remember there is extremely few, p0ssibly only fucking 0ne, route tw0 victory. skaia already kn0ws what it is. this shit is planned from start t0 finish. skaia doesn't give a shit if y0u win, it gives one that y0u complete the tasks tw0 make a new frog. if y0ur limp fucking corpse fl0ps over and flips the final switch, that's pr0bably preferred. so using the w0rd infinite is never really accurate. Time - let's face it, y0u likely got this 0ne because you're a mix 0f not very ambiti0us and not very creative. the game d0esn't want you tw0 be. welcome, mr./ms. drill and r0utine. you're the insurance p0licy. for b0th skaia and your team. s0 you get the gigantic wriggler guardrails on y0ur own aspect. quickly sh0wn (and if it can get it two happen 0rganically enough, literally exp0sited at) that if y0u get to0 many bright ideas about using time travel h0w you want tw0, you start dying. it's 0ften forg0tten that from the time player's perspective, they 0nly have one life and 0ne continu0us experience. and if they aren't on 0ne of th0se vanishingly few winning timelines, they barely have powers at all. time 'clones' are m0st often the pr0duct of the 0ne successful iteration going back d0ing infinite chores helping them be that single winner. y0u can't call in infinite backup if you're the l0ser timeline, all the one's in the kn0w are already helping the main guy. and thats if you're the type that gets al0ng with themself. imagine kk with real dupes. he'd have filled the incipisphere with bickering corpses. being the insurance policy als0 means that if it really gets down tw0 it, you're the 0ne who's g0ing to have tw0 do in y0ur friends. better have some pretty s0lid ideas about ends justifying means because if they're n0t foll0wing that big blue glowing parasite's pr0gram, it's up t0 you tw0 either make them bend the knee to it, 0r put them down. n0t hard two start gr0wing all manner of megal0mania or messiah c0mplexes about it if y0u don't just h0llow 0ut entirely. hell, have some real fun and develop decisi0n paralysis whenever another equally panfucked y0u doesn't c0me back with an answer. your teammates get t0 watch these changes happen without ever understanding why btw. and y0u get the fun gift of kn0wledge that there are multiple versions 0f you and y0ur team and your 0riginals probably aren't the 0nes who will make it.
time is a fine aspect if y0u d0n't mind being the 0ne t0 die and if y0u feel little t0 n0 empathy. b0nus p0ints if y0u f0ll0w the c0re tenant 0f fuck ar0und and find 0ut. while i was dead 0r a s0ul b0t i was all 0f these things. under less pressing circumstances i am n0ne 0f them but the final and use my time p0wers primarily f0r fucking ar0und in b00tstraps f0r my 0wn pers0nal pleasure. 0_0
we sh0uldn't have two settle.
n0 but i'm sure y0u prefer me alive were y0u t0 need t0 ch00se. 0u0
that's a cheap sh0t aa. yes, desperation dr0ve the making of a bad deal. it changes n0thing about what i said. and like all bargains 0f troll faust i didn't get what i wanted in the end anyway.
s0 it always g0es with the medium. 0_0
f0r now. we all saw the cracks in the system when pushed hard en0ugh.
th0se cracks interest me m0re than anything truthfully. if we tried i w0nder h0w hard we c0uld break it. 0u0