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@concupiscentDichotomy
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God, do people think I'm incapa8le of making a JOKE? Pull the stick out of your ass and learn to stop t8king everything at f8ce value.
M!ght k!ll a troll ton!ght. #Vaguepost!ng #V!olence #Youknowwhatyoud!d
iif youre goiing two make a threat you miight a2 well be diirect about iit. none of thii2 vague liimp-po2turepole garbage.
Ehhh ! could but where's the fun and mystery bes!des the troll knows that th!s post !s for em
When some8ody changes their profile pic and you have no idea who they are now. New pic, presumed dead. :::;)
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dude ha2nt fiigured out how two open the con2ole yet.
¶ CONSOL3 CH3ATING? IN MY HIV3? PATH3TIC. JUV3NIL3. AND MAK3 MYS3LF LOOK LIK3 SOM3 SORT OF VACOUS MALADROIT?
what should i rate people based on? egberts stupid ass has this wildly unmanageable series of movie metrics for rating flicks i want one of those but for people
theiir famiiliiariity wiith carboliic2 aka hygiiene.
ii ju2t 2tretched 2o cathartiically good ii heard each vertebrate iin my po2ture pole pop liike a bag of 2ucculent 2alty popcorn. cant waiit two 2louch riight back iintwo the hunched over 2hriimp po2ture that cau2e2 me egregiiou2 back paiin.
or you could just assume a stance that differentiates you even superficially from the likeness of the extinct fucking giant sloth genus you literally slope like a soggy ass corndog dipped in ocean water weirdo
la2t tiime ii a22umed a 2uperfluou2 2tance my leg2 got tiired from 2upportiing the amount of raw gamer gut2o ii had.
ALL LIFE IS A MISTAKE. MY EXISTENCE IS THE CORRECTION.
pu2herwarmiing: old wa2hed up fuck 2tiill know2 how two operate grubphone.
nvm i biffed it fuck fuck fuck im supposed to be the unbreakable stoic fuck oh my god so much broken glass who knew glass had so much glass in it
i'm not the most well-versed guy when it comes to the finer nuances of depression, but is waking up every morning feeling like i've been chained to the wall of a filthy gas station restroom with half my limbs missing ala the opening act of a saw™ movie supposed to be a regular occurrence? because if that's the baseline, i have some follow-up questions.
yeah, that2 kiind of how depre22iion ii2. you feel liike ab2olute fuckiing garbage the whole day, you go two 2leep and wake up the next day feeliing the exact 2ame thiing. 2ometiime2 even wor2e.
man, this shit's got some serious hands. almost feels inescapable. :B well! what can you do, right? just gotta thug it out a little longer. things'll be fine. totally fine. i mean, statistically speaking, it has to become fine *eventually*. that's how that works. probably. :B
iif youve ever met 2omeone that ha2nt been depre22ed at lea2t a LIITTLE? you run the other fuckiing way becau2e that ii2 a fake per2on.
btw hide your pennies yall sollux dry beats it to a bigass copper baddie up in nyc he saw the one scene in ghostbusters that john slimes himself over when the statue of liberty comes to life and it radically altered his sexuality this dude folds like laundry on a clothesline he hopes snags on the sandal clad foot of the whole ass actual literal not metaphorical or exaggerated genuinely made of metal in the 1880s statue of liberty he saw aradiabot and was like what iif iit was green for no rea2on hehe hey eq could you relea2e an alt skiin please open 2ource iit
ye2 hiide your penniie2 for no rea2on other than the fact ii 2uppo2edly dry beat iit two your "biiga22 copper baddiie".
stfu sollux the folder understands
who me? aha
look out bro, you almo2t 2howed an emotiion other than 2arca2m. almo2t caught your a22 lackiing. pant2 down. heart-boxer covered cheek2 out.
im so sorry i didnt mean it ill try harder
your prince is lurkin in the shadowwy underbelly a chittr dont chit nothin thatll set me off
#not-my-priince
damn right there aint a singular speck of pissblood in my princedom and id like to keep it that wway unless you wwanna spill some sludge into my chalice
re2pectfully ii thiink the only 2ludge youve ever 2een ii2 your own after youve oozed dry a gallon of noxiiou2 viiolet gruel at the very thought of 2omeone2 griimy a22 toe2.
thats a good one comin from a guy wwith spittle covverin his screen and keyboard i dont think ill evven deign to disprovve wwhat a inane falsity that is not wworth the effort it takes to glide my prongs across the palmhusk