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@insufferableprick i am soz that i didnt share my subway sandwich with u lol i am taking ur pity as beautiful envy abt my lovely footlong sandwich
man2 already down, dont gotta mock them over the 2andwiich they diidnt get.
lmaoooo i am sure davey is fine
never get between a man and the carnal de2iire for a 2lammiing 2andwiich, rox.
i got carnal desires for sandwiches 2 what abt mine
we've all got the carnal de2iire for a 2andwiich. maybe we can go two a place or 2omethiing. ii dont know, 2triider wiill flag me down iif they wanna go. iim gonna go back two gamiing my 2ponge2 out.
D --> I once again maintain my crown as the superior Equius
the bar ii2 not hiigh, man.
im not posting my height.
thii2 guy2 2hort.
guuuhhh. hormones. #suggestive
ill bet a whore moans
ii don't know whether or not two fii2tbump you or griimace at you.
these two things are not mutually exclusive
ii've got the 2ociial battery for only one riight now.
turnback tuesday the lilest beat some shit i wrote as lil beat years and years ago epic rap battles of all time rough draft dave strider versus voooooooooooooooldemooooooooooooooort begin heres tom torn and riddled apart with an answer that left him leadlined dave spell checked your dipshit diary (gun in hand) and redlined (bop) bitch be like "you ruined my dream journal" damn right i fuckin did whore the crux of which so ugly its like a gas station toilet skid found you some bullet points as hollow as the fangs of a basilisk beast no one wants to hunt or find out where or why that ass is tsk gonna slytherin your mom give her a kid she really wants instead of an avadacadacrobrat straight out the vat in two punts you obliviated abortion why cant you take a hint rather than rez your face a portion homies in azkaban a stint bout to slap the eyes straight off of the back of your head take some creative liberty or die with the snake shit you shed call me long bottom the way my ass drags this out instead cuz (take that bitch alive) aint what dumbledork said never met a muddled muggle mugger mugged like you inside a story as the dude age seven two dunked on by highschool hunky dorry better fetch yourself a wig before i snatch a wand thats elder or we can revisit your mom cause i know its been a while somebody had held her epicrapbattles offffffff all time you won dave decides shit i already said that shit
dude2 larpiing a rap battle wiith volde-fuckiing-mort on my chiittr feed. bro get on the game need2 you.
i cannot think of a single solitary thing more important or better put the fuck to use of my time than blowing you in particular the fuck off on this request epic rap battles ofalltiiime
eatiing nutella 2traiight out of the jar a2 god iintended, 2poon iin hand, agaiin2t the world.
god did not intend for the spoon
you are 2o riight dude. iim diitchiing thii2 piitiiable deviice.
(( Lol the Chittr Discord invite in the pinned Chitts is expired. L.
gaster was pushed theory all of the crazy bullshit is true except for one detail and that is that kris deltarune loses their hand push pushing him into his own contraption now he has to speak in hands because the damn bitch caught one the amalgamate kitty is just kris hand from the future scattered through time idle hands make the devils playthings or whatever friend is a cat devil or some shit easy deltarune solved
God, do people think I'm incapa8le of making a JOKE? Pull the stick out of your ass and learn to stop t8king everything at f8ce value.
cope cope cope.
When some8ody changes their profile pic and you have no idea who they are now. New pic, presumed dead. :::;)
¶ GAM3 D3VS AR3 CRAZY. TH3Y R3ALLY SAID "H3Y, L3T'S MAK3 TH3 DROP RAT3 FOR THIS N3C3SSARY GAM3 PROGR3SSION IT3M B3LOW 10% P3R ROLL SO TH3 PLAY3R HAS TO FIGHT TH3 SAM3 THING AT L3AST 9 TIM3S TO G3T TH3 AMOUNT TH3Y N33D TO CONTINU3." §1 AND W3 L3T TH3M G3T AWAY WITH IT B3CAUS3 I'M NOT MAKING TH3 GAM3 MYS3LF. FUCK THAT
dude ha2nt fiigured out how two open the con2ole yet.
¶ CONSOL3 CH3ATING? IN MY HIV3? PATH3TIC. JUV3NIL3. AND MAK3 MYS3LF LOOK LIK3 SOM3 SORT OF VACOUS MALADROIT?
what should i rate people based on? egberts stupid ass has this wildly unmanageable series of movie metrics for rating flicks i want one of those but for people
theiir famiiliiariity wiith carboliic2 aka hygiiene.
ii ju2t 2tretched 2o cathartiically good ii heard each vertebrate iin my po2ture pole pop liike a bag of 2ucculent 2alty popcorn. cant waiit two 2louch riight back iintwo the hunched over 2hriimp po2ture that cau2e2 me egregiiou2 back paiin.
or you could just assume a stance that differentiates you even superficially from the likeness of the extinct fucking giant sloth genus you literally slope like a soggy ass corndog dipped in ocean water weirdo
la2t tiime ii a22umed a 2uperfluou2 2tance my leg2 got tiired from 2upportiing the amount of raw gamer gut2o ii had.