โฆ pitied by @yellowJacket
โ^. .^โโ !sss the heat go!ng to my pan or !sSSS a gold !n my commentss ask!ng to l!ck my sssweat?๊ น
โ^. .^โโ WHY !S !T SSSO HOT TH!SS LATE! !โm R!PP!NG my clothes OFF and splay!ng out unt!l all the sssweat d!sSssappears from my body๊ น
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
๐ hey yall!!!! ๐ ๐ค quick question uh ๐๐ just wondering ๐๐๐ WHAT VENGEFUL FUCKING CUNT HACKS AN INFLUENCER'S ACCOUNT...JUST TO DOXX HIM AND LIKE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM FUGLY #FATFETISH POSTER EVER FUCKING DISHED OUT????๐๐๐ ๐HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #ReachedANewSubalternianLow #Freakass #ANDWHYDIDYOUBRING #CUJIJITOINTOTHIS #WHATTHEFUCK #DID #MY #WHOLE #ASS #LUSUS #DO #WHAT #THE #BARKBEAST #DOING #????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ค teensie lil itsy bitsy pwobwem with that one gyggles ๐ค โ those take literal WIPES โ ๐ i ๐ have ๐ no ๐ time ๐ at ๐ fucking ๐ all ๐ ๐๐ญ even less if this is the end... #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #Mostly #Joking ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY.
๐๐ญ๐๐ literally should just pchew pchoo myself i cant fucking take this ๐ซณ๐ซด like gotta hand it to rando smelly fuckstupid account nabber a hole ๐ way to burn my goodwill like ๐ immediately ๐ ive literally never hurt anyone ๐ โ๏ธbut fuck someone for wanting to run a harmless FANPAGEโ๏ธ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #CW #Selfharm #Suicide #Implied #I #am #mostly #OK ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY.
๐ค๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ok had a good fucking cry ๐ i just thought this was an open ๐ ๐ inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses ๐ ๐ forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines ๐ ๐ equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving ๐ ๐ hella fucking welcoming place ๐ ๐ luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) ๐ ๐ซฐ and hopefully ๐ธ we can be back in business ๐๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
๐๐ ๐๐ been on the site, toreadork!!!! โ๏ธ ive seen your posts โ๏ธ ๐ค your squeal pipette and neck competing with the mighty lord caliborn ๐ค ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ your gender journey ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ ๐ your crocker sponsored misadventures ๐ โ your utterly adorbs and INSPIRED fiduspawn and pokemon and creature catcher teams totaling up to a GORGEOUS goddan glossary of fine monsters managed โ ๐๏ธโ put er there โ๐๏ธ ๐ค๐~โจ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #MemoriesMade #MemoriesInTheMaking #Memoirs #Maybe #AlsoInTheMaking #PublishingRightsPending ๐ก CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDENER GLEE.
๐๐ญ๐ซด omg TAVROS??? i know you!!! GUUUUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!! ur cheek pinchable sweetness (dw not touching u that would be doing too much) ๐ซณ๐ซด ur positivity is contagious and your apologies are accepted ๐ even though you had ๐ fuckall to do with this ๐ or the hellions who did this to me and very temporarily ruined my life a lil bit๐ ๐๐๐๐โ๏ธan honor to have u on my post hooooooly fuck im flapping my hands mad crazy right now bout to give my wrists motherfucking vertigoโ๏ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ท๐ธ memories in the MAKING #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyPsionicallyProjectedHandsTogether #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #WomenAndStims #Scrapebooking ๐ก CHARMS is BEAMING WITH GOLDEN GLEE.
๐ gestures vaguely ๐ ๐ซฐ new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason ๐ซฐ ๐ค at fucking all! ๐ค #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.