Glasya Elliss
@laxLitterateur
ceaseLLess watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thang (me)
my kink is not reveaLLing any info about my kinks on a pubLLic feed
we got some mixed reactions on my privacy kink boys
when you carameLLise the onions just right 😩👌👌👌👌
reaLL sad when peopLLe post who want me but get no bites LLike damn not even the horny website wants you fr fr
every1 who Actrully wAnts me |s |n the dmss Alrdy | just l|ek to cAstt my net A ccouple of t|ems
having peopLLe sLLide in your dms counts so dw girLL this aint bout you
rainbowdrinkers and daywaLLkers and shifters dont want you to know this but none of them are immune to getting hit by a car
idk man ive seen peopLLe here taLLk about driving whiLLe drinking and texting so i dont think thats actuaLLLLy a requirement
hey im just saying that other peopLLe got their LLicense without a brain so my tubby custard meringue brain shouLLd pass the test -v-
>>| .i doubt .it. .i just want to be .included .in .a scuttlebuggy .accident streak. like. for the month two .of my friends got .into .a crash. not want to be .a third .one.
ok reaLL tbh. getting in an accident that doesnt put you in hospitaLL means you get a free funny story to teLLLL peopLLe -v-
rifLLeKind and utensiLLKind (dont worry about it) btw
not just saying aLLLL this cuz i did the quiz and got a LLameass titLLe btw. LLike i aint pLLaying that game regardLLess but aLLso what the fuck is a seer of rage
maybe you can just see anyone whos pissed off throughout the universe. like, in your minds eye type shit
LLmfao yeah no i aint the advice guy im the doing shit guy. guess the quiz doesnt get me at aLLLL
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yeah this one was going around a few weeks ago so i did it for funsies https://thankshrew.itch.io/skaian-survey
yknow the more i hear about this game a LLot of you guys pLLay the more im convinced its just some eLLaborate kiLLLL yourseLLf simuLLator
Kinda, yeah. I’ll say that it can create new universes pretty well if it works right, but there’s so many moving parts and chances for fuckup that I can’t really recommend it. Not the worst method out there, but certainly not the best.
idk how peopLLe keep seeing this and stiLLLL decide to pLLay. LLiteraLLLLy couLLd not be me
if i wanted to make a new universe id rather take my chance on bargaining with a deity tbh
Glas babe this isn’t your heart. You know how I feel about god deals. Only the worst most fucked up cases of sgrub are on a lower level than how most deities would fuck you over.
hey i didnt say i was gonna do it. but itd be easier to unfuck a bad deity bargain than unpLLay a game that kiLLLLs you yfm
Ehhhhh? Depends on what ways the game is fucked and what deity you’re dealing with. HEAVY variation going on here.
room temperature dog
anyway. #quaso again. ham and cheese this time
not a kitty not a puppy but a secret third thing (hedgehog)
Babe I’ve got so many eyes <3 you’re just like if a lusus was a bunch of memes and trauma in a trenchcoat <3
everyone wants to do petpLLay untiLL i teLLLL them to get in the carrier because were going to the vet
i gotta do my due diLLigence. how am i supposed to know if this stray catgirLL is fuLLLLy vaxxed
THE ⌁ET PART IS A FUCKING DRAG. BORING AS HELL IN THERE AND YOU GET A NASTY CHARLIE HORSE AFTER AN HOUR. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
FOR MY PETS. I MEAN THEY GET ALL CRAMPED UP AND THAT YEAH I GOTTA S⌁EETEN THE DEAL FOR MY PETS TO KEEP EM SATISFIED IN THERE. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
THEY. THEY ARE GETTING CRAMPS CAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE BIG PAPA'S CRATE TRAINING. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
ok i was doing a bit but now im kinda getting the feeLLing youre /srs and not /j. scary
if i was a catgirLLthey theyd caLLLL me gLLasnya
what no weekLLy fight night does to a mf
man that zapper aint even a supernaturaLLLLy cursed artifact you guys are just stupid
I’m stupid on purpose but some of these guys were just hatched dumb 😔 you really gotta feel for them
Not winners, not losers, but a secret third thing: woofbeasts who got left in a hot car
#quaso
oh whoopsie doodLLes
couLLdnt decide if i wanted to bother catboy or foxboy more so i just did a LLeap of faith in their generaLL dream direction
.) Qh! SQ yQu're the dreamwalker! Nice tQ meet yQu, like, nQt quite in persQn but mQre in persQn than in a dream! Was there any reasQn fQr the, um, guts attack? ))
nightLLy affirmations: dreamwaLLking is easy manipuLLating dreams is aLLso easy i can enter anyones dream and do what i want the fLLesh is coming the fLLesh is coming the fLLesh is coming
nah dream fLLesh. it reaLL fresh fLLesh is coming to you then it aint from me
saying stupid shit to keep the highbLLood sympathisers #humbLLe. do you reaLLLLy wanna be cLLaiming were superior when im taLLking about the scary grabber in the backrooms and making gummy rat fLLaiLLs
they make a movie about the backrooms and the next thing you know troLLLLs LLeft right and centre are getting cLLipped outta bounds and ending up in there. they shouLLd make a movie caLLLLed "gLLasya eLLLLiss gets everything they want forever" next
yeah im girLL-adjacent and i have a underLLing. used to have muLLtipLLe but yknow. the incident
not the incident. im taLLking about the dying in a fiery death expLLosion incident
id make a great bog body tbh