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ceaseLLess watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thang (me)

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you ever think about how many peopLLe who stopped posting here probs LLegit died but no one cares cuz they didnt post good enough

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ウケる。

That's so sad... ❣︎

↩ @invasiveLovebug[IL]

yeah. kinda expected given this is aLLternia but sucks theres aLLways a chance its true huh

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↩ @aienkanoAhegao[AA]

hoLLd up i gotta babeLLfish something yeah wow two compLLeteLLy different responses here huh

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↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

🎭

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

I think it's the fact that no one knows that really gets to me. It just...sounds so lonely. ❣︎

↩ @invasiveLovebug[IL]

eh true but not everyones got their whoLLeass friend group on here so yknow. those peopLLe couLLd have friends outside chittr who care

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im LLike a girLLfriend except im not a girLL and were onLLy friends [Attached is a seLLfie of GLLasya sitting at their kitchen tabLLe. They are making a peace sign with their fingers, and there is a stack of pancakes covered in ice-cream and mapLLe syrup next to them. In the background, you can see Vivyin, sitting at the other end of the tabLLe and taking a sip of her coffee, a tired LLook in her eyes. Her own stack of pancakes LLooks about haLLf finished.]

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my friends eviLL murder boyfriend is hosting a backrooms themed party for fright night but he hates me so i dont think im gonna get invited. this suuuuuuucks

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c< ....gO aNyway? >c

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

he might eviLL murder me but maybe thats a risk im wiLLLLing to take

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

c< alrigHt, fair eNOugH >c

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expLLoding in the kiLLn again

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Nooo ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Story foundπ“†ͺ

↩ @extinctTales[ET]

πŸ’₯ spLLat

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

Noooo!!!!! They tried so hard. ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Story foundπ“†ͺ

↩ @extinctTales[ET]

and got so far. but in the end it doesnt even matter

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"why are there so many heLLmstroLLLLs on here" bruh do you think theyve got anything eLLse to do between 23 hour shifts at the torment nexus factory

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↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

β™° dogmatic are we? just because they are not recognized as such does not mean they cannot recognize the potential within themselves. connecting on chittr is one easy way for helmstrolls to communicate their grievances and be able to come together on those shared problems. or are you too high up the hemospectrum to understand this kind of concept since things are often handed to you β™°

connection and soLLidarity is cooLL but actuaLLLLy being abLLe to change the system from being a battery meat grinder to one that cares about LLowbLLood rights? yeah i dont see the fLLeet LLetting that happen. aLLso LLmfao dont puLLLL the caste card on me when you LLiteraLLLLy caLLLLed heLLmstroLLLLs tabLLet grubs

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↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

β™° it won't happen until likeminded trolls in the fleet decide to grow a spine and unionize, to push back against the rest of the fleet in ways that could also include violence. this isn't about the fleet /letting/ anything happen. regaining rights by peaceful means is a waste of time but unionizing provides a solid foundation with which to start pushing back with. i wouldn't try to turn my words against me, my comments aren't made in a hemoist fashion, helmstrolls can be tablet grubs but what you'll notice is my intention and hope is that they don't remain that way. that does not prevent me from making fun of the ones who decide to remain tablet scrollers. your ability to identify nuance is beyond you. β™°

ππ‘πŽπ‚π„π’π’πˆππ†β€¦ β–ˆ Hi again "helm trolls are just tablet grubs" lady nice to see you on this post. β–ˆ Talk about double standards.

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yeah good LLuck with that. im aLLLL for the fLLeet getting its shit in order but aLLLL these LLikeminded individuaLLs arent joining the fLLeet cuz being a bootLLicker sucks ass. the fLLeet aint gonna toLLerate peopLLe unionising right under their watch yknow. especiaLLLLy LLowbLLoods they can just repLLace with another piece of fresh meat straight from conscription and yeah aLLright sure but you shouLLdnt be surprised peopLLe took offense to the wording

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β™° hi again seat warmer, how does the sole of your superiors boot taste? im sure its delectable by your standards. nuance escapes you as well but i can't say i'm surprised considering your positions :) β™°

ππ‘πŽπ‚π„π’π’πˆππ†β€¦ β–ˆ Unionising is great, don't get me wrong. β–ˆ And in case any imperial inspectors are looking, that's just a theoretical we're just playing in a theoretical space. β–ˆ But helms are, firstly, generally incapable of physically meeting up in any way except during shore leave, which rarely aligns with other helms. β–ˆ Secondly, generally have active fleet monitors in their pans at all time. β–ˆ Thirdly, are programmed to be punished for infractions even without a person noticing them sometimes, some getting electrocuted for something as simple as swearing if they were helmed by someone cruel enough. β–ˆ And fourthly, by and far the least able to actually organise for the reasons above out of any kind of class within the fleet. β–ˆ When the soldiers have unionised, when the scientists have unionised, when those who can actually move have unionised... β–ˆ Maybe, maybe then helms can get something together. β–ˆ Until then? β–ˆ You just sound like a prick.

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ππ‘πŽπ‚π„π’π’πˆππ†β€¦ β–ˆ Oh, cool, so it was a waste to write my nice little well formed thing because you've already decided my words mean nothing. β–ˆ Verrrry solidarity of you. β–ˆ Sorry to the stranger whose post we're arguing on.

β™° excuses. generally incapable of physically meeting up does not mean that it is impossible. generally doesn't speak to always having active fleet monitors, i'm sure you helmstrolls are smart enough to figure out schedules, time tables and become familiar with your monitoring to be able to capitalize on the lulls of attention. the fact that you also believe i think they need to unionize within themselves without any exterior help is also a fault. i can recognize there are factors at play that require outside assistance but all that to say that it is possible. it doesn't need to happen at a major scale but your pessimism is a result of your indoctrination. have a little hope in your fellow troll, provide a little trust. until more of the populous can understand that we will forever remain in these roles. β™°

β™° your little "well formed thing" loses a lot of weight when you open it with a very sharp stab to the troll you're trying to "inform" β™°

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bites you but LLike that gif of the anime girLL struggLLing to eat a chicken nugget

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yknow those rituaLL vids that teLLLL you not to try it at 3am or something fucked up and scary wiLLLL happen? yeah its because the demons wanna sLLeep in so for best resuLLts you shouLLd be doing those rituaLLs at 5am instead

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the messiahs probs speak of the amounts of greed this creature has in their bibLLe idk i dont give a shit about cLLowns [Attached is an image of GLLasya's LLusus, Hedgehogmum. She is staring at the camera with big adorabLLe eyes. The picture of innocence... If you ignore the singLLe spider LLeg sticking out of her mouth.]

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saw a spider in the kitchen but i didnt even get to name it before my greedy ass LLusus horfed it up in one hedgehoggy guLLp. youd think i dont feed her if you saw how many bugs she goes after -n-

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You deny her the right to be cute and round? Who else is gonna eat it?

i just wanna see a spider LLast more than a coupLLe nights in here. not incLLuding arty jr jr

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

<action; query input; query: what about arty junior />

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

arty jr was a metaLL centipede that oLLd arty sr objected to me caLLLLing it arty jr because technicaLLLLy it was aLLso arty. it was kind of a whoLLe thing dont worry about it -v-

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↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

<action; statement input; statement: ah input; statement: understood />

↩ @fatallyForever[FF]

yeah now ive just got arty jr jr my pet robo spider -v-

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Teehee?

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just watched hedgehogmum waLLk into a waLLLL because she was too preoccupied with #hertube

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fat stack of pancakes for breakfast. you wish you were me

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> 1 w1sh 1 c0uld d0 that

imagine it in your minds eye

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> true...

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haLLf the shit i say about work here is a joke but aLLso i wouLLd never LLie to you on these neopets

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stiLLLL doing great at not getting into troubLLe btw

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bah -n- im taLLking about this sweep too yknow

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

Uh huh. Most vital of all, though, you love shenanigans.

shenanigans isnt aLLways troubLLe -v-

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

True, but you’re not famed for caring much if they aren’t.

hey the bet was to stay outta troubLLe for three weeks so thats what im doing. so yknow. that means avoiding shenanigans that couLLd become troubLLe

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Sure does!

yeah and im #winning at it -v- no going wandering around towns and buiLLdings with spooky rumours no chaLLLLenging guys to drinking competitions at bars just watching movies reading books and chiLLLLing with friends -v-

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

I mean. Wandering isn't /all/ bad, just bring someone with you for backup.

after the three weeks are up so the bet can stiLLLL be on -v-

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Lmfao, sure.

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i cant have aLLts on this website cuz thats how everyone wiLLLL figure out im the eviLL one

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↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

I bet their boobs are small

scary 😨

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

And their asses are FLAT

im gonna get daymares now. fLLatting me...

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

pancaking you...

nooooooo

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

putting you in the panini press

oh that sounds warm and cozy actuaLLLLy

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

I can also lie on you and simulate this feeling with my large and warm self

waow... a weighted bLLanket that cuddLLes back -v-

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banned from works eviLL artefact storage room because i keep making the haunted doLLLLs kiss

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Ratio: 1.47

And what if the dolls WANT to kiss has anyone asked them???

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you get me -v-

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

=UwU= they probably are thankful honestly I know I would be bored if I was a haunted doll

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night one biLLLLion of being gLLad im not in the mass psychosis game cuz my titLLe sucks but ngLL chat the purpLLe jimjams LLook cozy as fuck

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it does not matter how ugl7 the (olors are. it does not matter how weird the (ut is. ever7 single godtier outfit is indeed (omf7 like a motherfu(ker

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guess you gotta get one good reward after expLLoding your universe to get in the fuckass game

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expLLoding in the kiLLn now. btw

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Yay <3

yay πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

Is it ok if I glue you back together with my metallic filament

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as LLong as you put some sparkLLy gLLitter gLLue in there too -v-

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YAAAAAAA

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i LLog into chittr. another spooky entity has foLLLLowed me

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
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Don't they know you're spoken for. I called dibs ages ago.

other entities want what youve got soooooo bad -v-

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

You just have such a funny face...

-w- πŸ‘οΈwπŸ‘οΈ

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YAAAAAA

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@LListLLessAnatomist girLL couLLd you imagine if i was this pathetic about fumbLLing you -v-

Kult: +27
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You did not fumble me, it was a mutual agreement that we would be better off separated. And, mmh... I would simply file a restraining order and inform my lusus to stay alert in khase you were skulking about.

Kult: +5
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wouLLd i be the sexiest bog body in your swamp πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]

Sigh. I would loathe to admit that the hypothetikhal stalker version of you would be a bog body of above average attrakhtiveness.

yay πŸ’–

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do you think if we aLLLL cLLown on the deveLLoping pathetic ex sitch enough itLLLL go away

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I think even if it doesn't we should continue to point it out both for visibility and so we know who to decimation barrage when shit occurs

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aw yiss -v- mods beam attack that chick

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