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[HOW GATZBY FEEL$ LIKING A PI#TURE OF ME KNOWING DAMN WELL I WOULD'VE GONE ON TOP OF THAT FU#KING HOOFBEA$T TO MANGLE HI$ BODY WITH IT$ HOOVE$ ]

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Ratio: 5.00

[I'M GONNA GO FU#KING KILL MY$ELF ILL BE RIGHT BA#K ]

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Kull: +16
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.56

[GATZBY THI$ I$ A GLARING I$$UE I'VE BEEN HAPPILY IGNORING UNTIL IT $TARTED TO BOTHER ME BE AN A#TUAL ADULT AND TREAT THI$ WITH THE $ERIOU$NE$$ IT DE$ERVE$]

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Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29

[I WILL KILL YOU THEN ILL KILL YOU AGAIN]

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Total: 2

[GATZBY]

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• you forgot to add the load bearing *When he's around, hun •

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• I mean, yes, sure• But having a few dates doesn't make it a serious pitch with healthy relationship boundaries and expectations • • Like by definition that's like• the casual feeling it out phase • • A good pitch doesn't need to be coaxed into managing your self worth • • And I want to be clear, neither Denara nor I are criticizing you here, Ritchy• You could just stand to have a more stable pitch if you're going to have one at all •

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Ratio: 2.50

• No it's more like • • You kind of imprint on the first guy that pisses you off even a little bit rather than considering relationship health and longevity • • For example, your annoying little thing that fucked off for like a month without saying anything about when he'd be back •

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Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[I AM BA#K FROM MY $WIM. I HAVE TO KILL KENZOU KINAKO]

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Total: 7

did-you-play-sgrub/sburb? ♥:-played-and-won ♠:-played-and-lost ♦:-never-played-but-i-know-what-it-is ♣:-never-played-and-i-dont-know-what-it-is

Kult: +67
Kull: +33
Total: 100
Ratio: 2.03

[ME AND GATZBY ARE PREGNANT AND KAGERO I$ THE BABY]

Kult: +5
Kull: +12
Total: 17
Ratio: 0.42
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@ephemeralMinx[EM]

The baby is me???? I already went thr∞ugh that n∞t again 😭

Kult: +7
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Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50
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@ephemeralMinx[EM]

PLEASE AB∞RT MEEEE 🥺

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[KAGERO I$ PREGNANT LELAND I$NT THE FATHER AND I'M THE BABY???]

Kult: +10
Kull: +7
Total: 17
Ratio: 1.43
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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Well. It's Your Shitty Relationship, Then.

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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Baby You Need To Dump His Ass

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Total: 2

[ABANDON ME LIKE A LO$T P↑PY UNDER THE RAIN ARF ARF YOU PUT ME IN A BOX TOOK ME ON YOUR BUGGY WHILE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT AWAITED ME AND DUMPED ME ON THE $IDE OF THE ROAD!!!]

Kull: +2
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@ephemeralMinx[EM]

YES SENSEI 💙💙✨

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

[GO $PAM HATE REA#T$ ON HI$ PO$T$ KAGERO]

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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@ephemeralMinx[EM]

ME T∞∞ N∞W 😡

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[G AT]

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Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

[I AM UNHAPPY]

Kult: +13
Kull: +4
Total: 17
Ratio: 3.25
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@ephemeralMinx[EM]

... Ew tbh I h∞pe he's at least nice t∞ Ritchy c∞s... 😒 There's ∞ne single fuchsia I've ever liked and I d∞n't have high h∞pes f∞r the rest... 😒

Kull: +2
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@ephemeralMinx[EM]

∞h huh is that sensei's man? 💅 I'm watching and learning. #vaguep∞sting #fr∞mthebubblebathnatch

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Ugh. Where Can A Beautiful Bitch Get A Throne Of Men On A Random Thursday Afternoon?

Kult: +12
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Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00

[$TATU$ ↑DATE ON BEATLE $HE NOW KNOW$ HOW TO GIVE THE MIDDLE FINGER #GATZBYBEWARE]

Kult: +7
Kull: +4
Total: 11
Ratio: 1.75

[QUADRANT$ AREN'T REAL ANYWAY]

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Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

This Is What People Do When They Don't Have Conciliatory Quadmates. They Have Therapists To Discuss Their Problems With. This Is Why Your Gf Will Not Listen To Your Problem.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Perhaps You Should Consider Employing A Therapist.

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71

[OHH YE$$$ I $EE IT MY BIG BEAUTIFUL FA#E ↑ THERE I HOPE GATZBY $EE$ IT AND GOE$ "? WHAT?"]

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Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00

[HUR$U$ AND GATZBY TOTALLY NEED TO HOP ONTO PONY TOWN $O WE #AN MAKE OUR PONIE$ KI$$]

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Total: 2

[NO I BET YOUR$ I$ FULL OF IN$IDE YA#HT TOUR$ AND WOMEN]

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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

Neither Is Gatzby, I Suspect

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@patronizingEuphemism[PE]

In Any Case, Allow Me To Bother Him For You And Thus Relieve You Of The Guilt. @methodicalnautical Hey Fuckface

Kull: +7
Total: 7

[🥺 OKAY ILL GO WAT#H...LOVE I$LAND NOW...$IGH...FU#K MY $T↑ID #HUD LIFE...MAT#HA LABUBU DUBAI #HO#OLATE..I FINNA BE IN THE PIT...]

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29
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Chittrclan
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You know, like, Nya?
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@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah but also no꠹

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[OK WHAT IF HE DIE$ ON THE WAY HERE WHAT IF I DIE ON THE WAY THERE WHAT IF WE BOTH DIE ON OUR WAY TO THE AQUARIUM??????? OH DEAR LORD IM $#ARED]

Kult: +4
Kull: +2
Total: 6
Ratio: 2.00

[#HITTR DO YOU THINK HE'D GET TURNED ON IF I PO$ED LIKE THI$? #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/OBUBO7.JPG]

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50

<~do i need to make an apology video~>

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Total: 2

[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/TVW77V.GIF]

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chaku-mun
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You're right, ★ dog would be more likely to be ★ble to c★tch it.

Kult: +5
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Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71
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chaku-mun
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Wh★t ★bout th★t time I offered to b★ke you ★ c★ke?

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chaku-mun
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Hey th★t's not true ★nd you know it! Sometimes they're destruction of property ★s well.

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Total: 12
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Sword Saint
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chaku-mun
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How come you never like my ide★s bestie?

Kull: +7
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chaku-mun
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Well no it w★s you f★mily guy de★th posing on ★ be★ch. I think you'd be good ★t it.

Kult: +10
Kull: +7
Total: 17
Ratio: 1.43
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chaku-mun
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I h★ve ★ fun ★ctivity we c★n do together.

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chaku-mun
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Ok★y ye★h this is pretty gre★t

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Total: 12
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Chchow is your friend!
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
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@audaciousConfident[AC]

PLEASE imagine Gatzby.

Kult: +5
Kull: +7
Total: 12
Ratio: 0.71

[OKAY GOOD LIGHT #HITTR I HOPE YOU GUY$ KNOW THAT WHENEVER I $AY THI$ IM NOT A#TUALLY GOING TO $LEEP IM JU$T PUTTING MY PALMHU$K AWAY AND $TARING AT THE #EILING UNTIL IT I$ AN A##EPTABLE HOUR FOR ME TO APPEAR]

Kult: +29
Kull: +2
Total: 31
Ratio: 14.50
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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Eh, seems like Ritchy is kinda sweet on you and I like to support my friends. So I'll be nice until you give me a reason not to be tbh.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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YUCKY PENNY
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

I wasn't judging, I was asking a sincere question.

Kull: +2
Total: 2
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@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Claire you’re so right.

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Believer of Whimsy
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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Chittrclan
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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ U FEEL LIKE SOMEBOᐖY WHO ᑈHOKES ON ᐖEIR OWN SPIT A LIL MORE ᐖAN NORMAL ᐛ

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50
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Sword Saint
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chaku-mun
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★_★

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

[???? WHY DO I HAVE 13 NOTIF OH IT$ JU$T GATZBY OKAY]

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[#HITTR $HOW ME HOT GUY$ KI$$ING #HITTR #HITTR QUI#K QUI#K DO IT #HITTR $HOW ME FAT #OBALT BLOOD $HIRTLE$$ WITH GLA$$E$ $WEATY #HITTR #HITTR $HOW ME TWINK FU#H$IA $HIRTLE$$ AND $EXY #HITTR #$UGGE$TIVE]

Kult: +20
Kull: +2
Total: 22
Ratio: 10.00

[I$ LI$TENING TO THE$E $ONG$ EVEN GOOD FOR ME IM JU$T GONNA PUT ON #O#OMELON WHO LIKE$ BABY $HARK RAI$E YOUR HAND]

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
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Sword Saint
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chaku-mun
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Oh come on G★tz, we're ★ll friends here right?

Kull: +2
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Sword Saint
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chaku-mun
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Oh I know the feeling well. S★y G★tz where's your crew ★t right now?

Kult: +2
Kull: +7
Total: 9
Ratio: 0.29
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@perniciousNebula[PN]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. L༄t's try using our big boy brains tonight. - What r༄ason do༄s Da༄yva hav༄ to ⏾omm༄nt on this post? - Do༄s that r༄ason ⏾hang༄ th༄ ton༄ of h༄r original ⏾omm༄nt? - What do you think was th༄ fo⏾us of Da༄yva's original ⏾omm༄nt? . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[I HOPE YOUR HEAD GET$ $TU#K IN YOUR YA#HT ENGINE AND YOU NEED TO GET A BLOOD TRAN$FU$ION AND THE ONLY AVAILABLE DONOR I$ A RU$TBLOOD.]

Kull: +7
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chaku-mun
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I do ye★h.

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Sword Saint
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chaku-mun
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Me when I'm ★ big f★n of soup:

Kult: +10
Kull: +2
Total: 12
Ratio: 5.00
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@slopMaster[SM]

🫟 ꒦꒷ KISS YOUR KIDS GOODDAY TODAY.

Kull: +7
Total: 7
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@obscurallyDaguerrotypal[OD]

>>>( # )

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chaku-mun
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G★tz. Do you wish to rethink your words?

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chaku-mun
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G★TZ I KNOW WHERE YOU P★RK YOUR Y★CHTS SO UNLESS THE NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ★RE "SORRY M★'★M" YOU'RE GOING TO H★VE TO GO SWIMMING.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

=>>its up tø yøu>>>

Kull: +2
Total: 2

=>>eh better safe than sørry>>>

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=>>he døesn't have crabs gatzby i think I'M safe #nsfw>>>

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chaku-mun
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Sorry I just don't see you the s★me w★y.

Kull: +7
Total: 7

[I'M AMU$ED YOU'D A$K THI$? I$ IT NOT OBVIOU$? HAHA JU$T BE#AU$E YOUR #$LI#KBA#K HAIR LOOK$ GOOD DOE$N'T MEAN YOU'RE $LI#K TOO!]

Kull: +2
Total: 2

[FOR THE RE#ORD I'M NOT BLOWING ANYONE #N$FW]

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