♣ mediated by @methodicalNautical
[HOW GATZBY FEEL$ LIKING A PI#TURE OF ME KNOWING DAMN WELL I WOULD'VE GONE ON TOP OF THAT FU#KING HOOFBEA$T TO MANGLE HI$ BODY WITH IT$ HOOVE$ ]
[I'M GONNA GO FU#KING KILL MY$ELF ILL BE RIGHT BA#K ]
[GATZBY THI$ I$ A GLARING I$$UE I'VE BEEN HAPPILY IGNORING UNTIL IT $TARTED TO BOTHER ME BE AN A#TUAL ADULT AND TREAT THI$ WITH THE $ERIOU$NE$$ IT DE$ERVE$]
[I WILL KILL YOU THEN ILL KILL YOU AGAIN]
• you forgot to add the load bearing *When he's around, hun •
• I mean, yes, sure• But having a few dates doesn't make it a serious pitch with healthy relationship boundaries and expectations • • Like by definition that's like• the casual feeling it out phase • • A good pitch doesn't need to be coaxed into managing your self worth • • And I want to be clear, neither Denara nor I are criticizing you here, Ritchy• You could just stand to have a more stable pitch if you're going to have one at all •
• No it's more like • • You kind of imprint on the first guy that pisses you off even a little bit rather than considering relationship health and longevity • • For example, your annoying little thing that fucked off for like a month without saying anything about when he'd be back •
[I AM BA#K FROM MY $WIM. I HAVE TO KILL KENZOU KINAKO]
did-you-play-sgrub/sburb? ♥:-played-and-won ♠:-played-and-lost ♦:-never-played-but-i-know-what-it-is ♣:-never-played-and-i-dont-know-what-it-is
[ME AND GATZBY ARE PREGNANT AND KAGERO I$ THE BABY]

The baby is me???? I already went thr∞ugh that n∞t again 😭

PLEASE AB∞RT MEEEE 🥺
[KAGERO I$ PREGNANT LELAND I$NT THE FATHER AND I'M THE BABY???]
[ABANDON ME LIKE A LO$T P↑PY UNDER THE RAIN ARF ARF YOU PUT ME IN A BOX TOOK ME ON YOUR BUGGY WHILE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT AWAITED ME AND DUMPED ME ON THE $IDE OF THE ROAD!!!]

YES SENSEI 💙💙✨
[GO $PAM HATE REA#T$ ON HI$ PO$T$ KAGERO]

ME T∞∞ N∞W 😡
[I AM UNHAPPY]

... Ew tbh I h∞pe he's at least nice t∞ Ritchy c∞s... 😒 There's ∞ne single fuchsia I've ever liked and I d∞n't have high h∞pes f∞r the rest... 😒

∞h huh is that sensei's man? 💅 I'm watching and learning. #vaguep∞sting #fr∞mthebubblebathnatch
[$TATU$ ↑DATE ON BEATLE $HE NOW KNOW$ HOW TO GIVE THE MIDDLE FINGER #GATZBYBEWARE]
[QUADRANT$ AREN'T REAL ANYWAY]
[OHH YE$$$ I $EE IT MY BIG BEAUTIFUL FA#E ↑ THERE I HOPE GATZBY $EE$ IT AND GOE$ "? WHAT?"]
[HUR$U$ AND GATZBY TOTALLY NEED TO HOP ONTO PONY TOWN $O WE #AN MAKE OUR PONIE$ KI$$]
[NO I BET YOUR$ I$ FULL OF IN$IDE YA#HT TOUR$ AND WOMEN]
[🥺 OKAY ILL GO WAT#H...LOVE I$LAND NOW...$IGH...FU#K MY $T↑ID #HUD LIFE...MAT#HA LABUBU DUBAI #HO#OLATE..I FINNA BE IN THE PIT...]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Yeah but also no꠹
[OK WHAT IF HE DIE$ ON THE WAY HERE WHAT IF I DIE ON THE WAY THERE WHAT IF WE BOTH DIE ON OUR WAY TO THE AQUARIUM??????? OH DEAR LORD IM $#ARED]
[#HITTR DO YOU THINK HE'D GET TURNED ON IF I PO$ED LIKE THI$? #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/OBUBO7.JPG]
[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/TVW77V.GIF]

You're right, ★ dog would be more likely to be ★ble to c★tch it.

Wh★t ★bout th★t time I offered to b★ke you ★ c★ke?

Hey th★t's not true ★nd you know it! Sometimes they're destruction of property ★s well.

How come you never like my ide★s bestie?

Well no it w★s you f★mily guy de★th posing on ★ be★ch. I think you'd be good ★t it.

I h★ve ★ fun ★ctivity we c★n do together.

Ok★y ye★h this is pretty gre★t

PLEASE imagine Gatzby.
[OKAY GOOD LIGHT #HITTR I HOPE YOU GUY$ KNOW THAT WHENEVER I $AY THI$ IM NOT A#TUALLY GOING TO $LEEP IM JU$T PUTTING MY PALMHU$K AWAY AND $TARING AT THE #EILING UNTIL IT I$ AN A##EPTABLE HOUR FOR ME TO APPEAR]

Eh, seems like Ritchy is kinda sweet on you and I like to support my friends. So I'll be nice until you give me a reason not to be tbh.

I wasn't judging, I was asking a sincere question.
Claire you’re so right.
ᐖ U FEEL LIKE SOMEBOᐖY WHO ᑈHOKES ON ᐖEIR OWN SPIT A LIL MORE ᐖAN NORMAL ᐛ

★_★
[???? WHY DO I HAVE 13 NOTIF OH IT$ JU$T GATZBY OKAY]
[#HITTR $HOW ME HOT GUY$ KI$$ING #HITTR #HITTR QUI#K QUI#K DO IT #HITTR $HOW ME FAT #OBALT BLOOD $HIRTLE$$ WITH GLA$$E$ $WEATY #HITTR #HITTR $HOW ME TWINK FU#H$IA $HIRTLE$$ AND $EXY #HITTR #$UGGE$TIVE]
[I$ LI$TENING TO THE$E $ONG$ EVEN GOOD FOR ME IM JU$T GONNA PUT ON #O#OMELON WHO LIKE$ BABY $HARK RAI$E YOUR HAND]

Oh come on G★tz, we're ★ll friends here right?

Oh I know the feeling well. S★y G★tz where's your crew ★t right now?
[I HOPE YOUR HEAD GET$ $TU#K IN YOUR YA#HT ENGINE AND YOU NEED TO GET A BLOOD TRAN$FU$ION AND THE ONLY AVAILABLE DONOR I$ A RU$TBLOOD.]

I do ye★h.

Me when I'm ★ big f★n of soup:

꒦꒷ KISS YOUR KIDS GOODDAY TODAY.

G★tz. Do you wish to rethink your words?

G★TZ I KNOW WHERE YOU P★RK YOUR Y★CHTS SO UNLESS THE NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ★RE "SORRY M★'★M" YOU'RE GOING TO H★VE TO GO SWIMMING.
=>>he døesn't have crabs gatzby i think I'M safe #nsfw>>>

Sorry I just don't see you the s★me w★y.
[I'M AMU$ED YOU'D A$K THI$? I$ IT NOT OBVIOU$? HAHA JU$T BE#AU$E YOUR #$LI#KBA#K HAIR LOOK$ GOOD DOE$N'T MEAN YOU'RE $LI#K TOO!]
[FOR THE RE#ORD I'M NOT BLOWING ANYONE #N$FW]






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