♣ mediated by @methodicalNautical
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[#HITTR DO YOU THINK HE'D GET TURNED ON IF I PO$ED LIKE THI$? #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/OBUBO7.JPG]
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[HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/TVW77V.GIF]

You're right, ★ dog would be more likely to be ★ble to c★tch it.

Wh★t ★bout th★t time I offered to b★ke you ★ c★ke?

Hey th★t's not true ★nd you know it! Sometimes they're destruction of property ★s well.

How come you never like my ide★s bestie?

Well no it w★s you f★mily guy de★th posing on ★ be★ch. I think you'd be good ★t it.

I h★ve ★ fun ★ctivity we c★n do together.

Ok★y ye★h this is pretty gre★t

PLEASE imagine Gatzby.
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[OKAY GOOD LIGHT #HITTR I HOPE YOU GUY$ KNOW THAT WHENEVER I $AY THI$ IM NOT A#TUALLY GOING TO $LEEP IM JU$T PUTTING MY PALMHU$K AWAY AND $TARING AT THE #EILING UNTIL IT I$ AN A##EPTABLE HOUR FOR ME TO APPEAR]

Eh, seems like Ritchy is kinda sweet on you and I like to support my friends. So I'll be nice until you give me a reason not to be tbh.

I wasn't judging, I was asking a sincere question.

ᐖ U FEEL LIKE SOMEBOᐖY WHO ᑈHOKES ON ᐖEIR OWN SPIT A LIL MORE ᐖAN NORMAL ᐛ

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[???? WHY DO I HAVE 13 NOTIF OH IT$ JU$T GATZBY OKAY]
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[#HITTR $HOW ME HOT GUY$ KI$$ING #HITTR #HITTR QUI#K QUI#K DO IT #HITTR $HOW ME FAT #OBALT BLOOD $HIRTLE$$ WITH GLA$$E$ $WEATY #HITTR #HITTR $HOW ME TWINK FU#H$IA $HIRTLE$$ AND $EXY #HITTR #$UGGE$TIVE]
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[I$ LI$TENING TO THE$E $ONG$ EVEN GOOD FOR ME IM JU$T GONNA PUT ON #O#OMELON WHO LIKE$ BABY $HARK RAI$E YOUR HAND]

Oh come on G★tz, we're ★ll friends here right?

Oh I know the feeling well. S★y G★tz where's your crew ★t right now?
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[I HOPE YOUR HEAD GET$ $TU#K IN YOUR YA#HT ENGINE AND YOU NEED TO GET A BLOOD TRAN$FU$ION AND THE ONLY AVAILABLE DONOR I$ A RU$TBLOOD.]

I do ye★h.

Me when I'm ★ big f★n of soup:

꒦꒷ KISS YOUR KIDS GOODDAY TODAY.

G★tz. Do you wish to rethink your words?

G★TZ I KNOW WHERE YOU P★RK YOUR Y★CHTS SO UNLESS THE NEXT WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ★RE "SORRY M★'★M" YOU'RE GOING TO H★VE TO GO SWIMMING.
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=>>its up tø yøu>>>
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=>>eh better safe than sørry>>>
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=>>he døesn't have crabs gatzby i think I'M safe #nsfw>>>

Sorry I just don't see you the s★me w★y.
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[I'M AMU$ED YOU'D A$K THI$? I$ IT NOT OBVIOU$? HAHA JU$T BE#AU$E YOUR #$LI#KBA#K HAIR LOOK$ GOOD DOE$N'T MEAN YOU'RE $LI#K TOO!]
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[FOR THE RE#ORD I'M NOT BLOWING ANYONE #N$FW]


