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[|87 :: *May now Stup;d fuk;n fat nubs on th;s su;t
[][]e [][]as [][]is ways unfortunately.
W[][]at a blissful existence it must be, to live on t[][]e top and [][]ave t[][]e luxury to forget. T[][]e security to not NEED to [][]old grudges. For after all w[][]o would dare cross you? Not like us, w[][]o must keep tally for t[][]e sake of survival. Forgetting for lowbloods means treading t[][]e same dangerous waters twice; A mistake we cannot afford to make. Per[][]aps it's for t[][]e best t[][]at [][]ig[][]bloods forget? For I fear t[][]e wrat[][] of t[][]ose t[][]at remember. #poetry I suppose?
i might have made things w/)rse but whatever
d/)n’t ever help a twink in distress. shit keeps heeding w/)rse
well n/)thing that happened was my fault and i did everything i c/)uld
i was minding my business and shit is still happening </3 #vaguep/)st
g/)t 99 pr/)blem and a bitch is certainly /)ne
its fishing friday, and yet my presidential dad never took me or daeve out to fish.. curious, is it not? #truth
i’m trying
help i’m trying t/) c/)ns/)le s/)me/)ne
h/)w t/) seem g/)/)d at understanding em/)ti/)ns #help
_ I plan to. I'm not too fond of tHe taste it leaves.
WHY DO YOU CARE?
REMINDER that anyone trying to be nice to you is JUST DOING IT TO GET AN EDGE OVER YOU. nobody is actually nice. nobody CARES about you, just what they can get from you. REMEMBER THIS next time someone tries to insult your intelligence by employing such LOW LEVEL manipulation tactics
being #abused as a kid is wild cause why the hell did a metal fork falling to the floor make me nearly put a hole in the nearby wall with a sword without blinking just now as a whole ass adult #mybad
Ɏ they need to invent a-a-a pa-a-almhusk tha-a-at turns off a-a-at light so i a-a-am forced to sleep a-a-at rea-a-asona-a-able times.Ɏ Ɏ they a-a-also need to invent a-a-a thinkpa-a-an tha-a-at does not sta-a-art cooking up weird vibes a-a-at light for no rea-a-ason Ɏ
˖⁺‧₊˚ I'm SOOOOO glad I'm not stuck in that filthy vacation hive anymore. Lost its charm the second that fucking Goldblood entered and killed my drones. #violence #vaguepost ˚₊‧⁺˖
DAMM YOU DYSLEXIA!!!!!!!!
sOmetimEs i find chits from pEoplE I'vE bEEn kIckIn it with for pErigeEs and find OUt i hAvEn't bEEn fOllowIng em. it's fUckEd up. my bad gang.
Since *s9me* tr9lls, wh9 will remain nameless, cann9t grasp the purp9se 9f as an ask69x and insist 9n using it t9 thr9w childish fits, I will have t9 temp9rarily suspend answering f9r the time 6eing until he either heeds my advice and takes a 6reather 9r simply gets 69red. Ap9l9gies t9 any9ne wh9 was waiting 9n a resp9nse. I will try t9 get t9 it at a later time. Thank y9u f9r y9ur patience.
not another fuckin hal havin issues smh
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ok nevermind no time for feelings because everyone is running around butt naked #nsfw ???
I am putting on all of the clothes you are all taking off. It's getting too warm. Please stop it.
i've loSt my ShiRt SinCe the laSt poSt /gen
There is a weird air of overlying sexism from people on this website, sometimes.
=oXO i should probably sleep but i really don,t feel like it right now''' =oXO
I COULD be omniscient, but that shit is creepy as hell and will ruin your damn life.
i sWear soMetiMes i think iM the only crulean on hre besides those arachnid ladies (no offense)
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you ever think something is cherry flavored because it's red but when you eat it it's fucking cinnamon
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I doubt this will get too much attention, but um, here I am, I guess? I don't really know how to navigate this site too well...
Been far too aware of a certain someone, as though things haven't been shitty enough.
human monogamy is weird / i think my human matesprit is mad at me / please advise
I dhink I've been looking ad doo much blue. I feel like I'm hallucinading dhe gray on dhis side do be yellow-ish.
It's - fine - Been like - this - for sweeps >
s1ghs wh1stfully. god. 1 need to really f1gure out my quads
Maybe - I'll write - what - the dream was - ... - I don't - feel sick anymore >
:33< im still mad that mewmans call it pussy instead of nook :33< like :33< it should have b33n us thats such a cute name fur it!!! :33< *the mighty huntress falls to the ground an punches it* :33< #nsfw
The dreams - are - getting - worse - Um - any - tips? > #dreams
okay as ive been informed via information i already knew the appropriate term is bulge. why is there so much bulge or penis or nook or vagina or BOOBS on my timeline! this is ridiculous. #nsfw
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gumaybe… but i guthink everything i touch i destroy… uehhhh
»-♡→ L♡♡king at s♡me very b♡ld users sharing their inner th♡ughts... Has me a bit nerv♡us. Unsure if I can even be that f♡rward here. https://f2.t♡yh♡u.se/file/f2-t♡yh♡u-se/images/118980072_2♡GLk5yxtUIqvh1.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gustarting to think this cooking thing is gunot for me… uehhhh (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/QhTgfjD/IMG-5681.png
GuyS UmM, I'M LosT IN ThE MansioN AgaiN HaS AnybodY SeeN MY RooM? I'M BeginninG TO ThinK I MighT NoT HavE OnE HerE 🟩
Smacked my bulge on the corner of my table. Fuck my stupid lowblood life.
ugh i guess even the kindest man in the world is still a man :/ #vagueposting
◥▶◀◤ —> All of my friends currently are either Megidos or @aeneasCaldarium. I need to make new friends. Respectfully. The p001 is shallow.
◌ I didn't agree to come to this concert. How did I get here? ⧂
√(So did we all just get grubnapped to this concert or...? Just wanna know what to tell my lawyer)²
☆~𖦹 It is not rare for people to accidentally walk into my chest face first. I don't mind it really, it happens. And it feels a little funny. I am however starting to feel like some people are doing it on purpose. Do they not know they can just ask if they want to put their head in there? #nsfw 𖦹~☆
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
◌ I'm deeply sorry I said anything. ⧂
◌ I appreciate how many typing styles are unique and easy on the eyes so far. ⧂
the crew ho2e2 ♊︎t down l♊︎ke a d♊︎rty barkbea2t w♊︎th a ho2e.. =:[[
♊︎t ha2 been re2et 2o many t♊︎me2.. ♊︎t cannot remember ♊︎t2 pa2t very well..
my alts are odd guys.
they w♊︎ll not touch ♊︎t.. ♊︎t w♊︎ll not allow ♊︎t..
♊︎t wa2 t♊︎red of be♊︎ng conta♊︎ned..
it's always "hey jinx how come you're using someone's quirk or inflection" and not "hey jinx how was hanging out with your friend did you like talking with them?" i guess that question answers itself.
oKAY i HAVE BEEN REMOVED, uMM,,, i DON'T KNOW IF TELEPORTATION IS, pHYSICAL OR PSYCHIC BUT, nOW i AM HIVE, aLONE, sITTING HERE, aND i DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO TAKE A SELFIE, aND i RUINED MY DRESS, aND BUH,
i fell 0ff my skate80ard 8ut I didn't get em8arraßed cause just savw s0me0ne get his shit vwrecked 0n a rail. rip his nuts.
THE HEAT IS COMING BACK.. IM SWEATING IN MY FUCKING CHAIR
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why are trolls so weird about humans and worse about human anatomy? sure we werent that bad about them right? right?
✿ OK but for real dough where da baddies at. are we avoiding da glurp. is there someting wrong w me
✿ somebody called me twinklebutt in my comments bru wat do i do 😭😭😭
✿ this is fukked up guys i am a person too not just a celebrity u can call twinklebutt as u please
??? §he ju§t handed me a §hotgun and §aid "ju§t §tart bla§t1ng" girl you dont have to tell me twice
:33< at once
HHHhhh... I wishhh I worked somewhhhere withhh actual hhhighhhbloods... After thhhe thhhrill of yesterday, it feels so... hhh... hhh... blehhh hhhere in thhhe office... But I still remember hhhhhh thhhe last time I interviewed for somewhhhere thhhat hhhad purples and I completely flubbed my words and walked into a door frame hhh... hhhhhh...
[|87 :: They don’t lol
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i'm gonna start drugging him every night so he has an actual sleeping schedule.
D --> Admittedly I think dominant alpha was an incorrect result for me #nsfw D --> Not the alpha part that's a given D --> But I do not think I give off an overly aggressive air as the results page implies
omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i g0t called a vwh0re guys h0rny p0sting is a l0t harder than i th0ught #nsfvw
gΩg. having a steady life feels sΩ fucking weird. it feels like i shΩuld be preparing fΩr... sΩmething... tΩ happen
:33< yummy gasoline!
i swear every social media has like one person who gives you seriously bad vibes but they havent technicalyy done anything they just make you uncomfortable so you dont feel like you can block them even when your friends keep telling you to just block them for ur mental health
My knees hurt from sucking dick. #Nsfw.
That episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where somehow Billy has a spider son??? Me rn.
Clowns aren't real right? They're just made up???
FUCK. I keep misgendering people. I'm so sorry please I am #woke my best friend is a they fuck don't cancel me. Im so sorry Beetle they
It's Nook On Main Monday And There Are No Nooks In My Chittr Feed. Tragedy. #nsfw
✿ i can’t believe my butt iz immortalized on the internet how do i cope
ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW
yOuRe iNdIfFeReNt aBoUt mE YoUrE ReAlLy rEaLlY InDiFfErEnT AbOuT Me :)
✿ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN OR #GLURPIWEEK CANCELED https://i.ibb.co/FcwBvmj/glurpi-pantsed.png
If~ You~ Hear~ Screaming~ From~ My~ Hive~ Don't~ Worry~ That's~ Just~ Me~ Having~ A~ Productive~ Afternoon.~
Does~ Anyone~ Know~ Any~ Good~ Rustblood~ Exorcists?~ I’m~ Tired~ Of~ My~ Alarm~ Clock~ Being~ The~ Ghost~ That~ Throws~ Mugs~ At~ Me,~ And~ I’m~ Running~ Out~ Of~ Mugs.~
_ We are NOT HavinG tHis conversation Here. Let me mourn on my own paGe.
_ Romantic types, eH? THe only one for me isn't witH us anymore. I didn't need tHe rest of tHe quadrants witH Her around. THe liGHt in my darkness. But sHe was taken from me. #vaGuepost #vent
WHAT IS A "DILF".
Hope~ You've~ All~ Eaten~ Today,~ Even~ If~ It's~ Just~ Something~ You~ Found~ On~ The~ Ground.~
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
>+. SQUIRMING! WETLY! .+<
DOO I LOOOOK LIIKEE SOOMEEOONEE WHOO REEAADS IINSTRUUCTIIOON MAANUUAALS?? YEEAAH,, II DIIDN''T THIINK SOO EEIITHEER..