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you ever think something is cherry flavored because it's red but when you eat it it's fucking cinnamon
I doubt this will get too much attention, but um, here I am, I guess? I don't really know how to navigate this site too well...
Been far too aware of a certain someone, as though things haven't been shitty enough.
human monogamy is weird / i think my human matesprit is mad at me / please advise
I dhink I've been looking ad doo much blue. I feel like I'm hallucinading dhe gray on dhis side do be yellow-ish.
ok i didnt know there would be puppets here B((
It's - fine - Been like - this - for sweeps >
s1ghs wh1stfully. god. 1 need to really f1gure out my quads
Maybe - I'll write - what - the dream was - ... - I don't - feel sick anymore >
:33< im still mad that mewmans call it pussy instead of nook :33< like :33< it should have b33n us thats such a cute name fur it!!! :33< *the mighty huntress falls to the ground an punches it* :33< #nsfw
The dreams - are - getting - worse - Um - any - tips? > #dreams
okay as ive been informed via information i already knew the appropriate term is bulge. why is there so much bulge or penis or nook or vagina or BOOBS on my timeline! this is ridiculous. #nsfw
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gumaybe… but i guthink everything i touch i destroy… uehhhh
»-♡→ L♡♡king at s♡me very b♡ld users sharing their inner th♡ughts... Has me a bit nerv♡us. Unsure if I can even be that f♡rward here. https://f2.t♡yh♡u.se/file/f2-t♡yh♡u-se/images/118980072_2♡GLk5yxtUIqvh1.png
I’m too scared to talk about my bulge. #nsf=w=
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gustarting to think this cooking thing is gunot for me… uehhhh (╥ ᴥ ╥) https://i.ibb.co/QhTgfjD/IMG-5681.png
GuyS UmM, I'M LosT IN ThE MansioN AgaiN HaS AnybodY SeeN MY RooM? I'M BeginninG TO ThinK I MighT NoT HavE OnE HerE 🟩
Smacked my bulge on the corner of my table. Fuck my stupid lowblood life.
ugh i guess even the kindest man in the world is still a man :/ #vagueposting
◥▶◀◤ —> All of my friends currently are either Megidos or @aeneasCaldarium. I need to make new friends. Respectfully. The p001 is shallow.
◌ I didn't agree to come to this concert. How did I get here? ⧂
√(So did we all just get grubnapped to this concert or...? Just wanna know what to tell my lawyer)²
☆~𖦹 It is not rare for people to accidentally walk into my chest face first. I don't mind it really, it happens. And it feels a little funny. I am however starting to feel like some people are doing it on purpose. Do they not know they can just ask if they want to put their head in there? #nsfw 𖦹~☆
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
◌ I appreciate how many typing styles are unique and easy on the eyes so far. ⧂
the crew ho2e2 ♊︎t down l♊︎ke a d♊︎rty barkbea2t w♊︎th a ho2e.. =:[[
♊︎t ha2 been re2et 2o many t♊︎me2.. ♊︎t cannot remember ♊︎t2 pa2t very well..
my alts are odd guys.
they w♊︎ll not touch ♊︎t.. ♊︎t w♊︎ll not allow ♊︎t..
it's always "hey jinx how come you're using someone's quirk or inflection" and not "hey jinx how was hanging out with your friend did you like talking with them?" i guess that question answers itself.
oKAY i HAVE BEEN REMOVED, uMM,,, i DON'T KNOW IF TELEPORTATION IS, pHYSICAL OR PSYCHIC BUT, nOW i AM HIVE, aLONE, sITTING HERE, aND i DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO TAKE A SELFIE, aND i RUINED MY DRESS, aND BUH,
i fell 0ff my skate80ard 8ut I didn't get em8arraßed cause just savw s0me0ne get his shit vwrecked 0n a rail. rip his nuts.
THE HEAT IS COMING BACK.. IM SWEATING IN MY FUCKING CHAIR
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why are trolls so weird about humans and worse about human anatomy? sure we werent that bad about them right? right?
✿ OK but for real dough where da baddies at. are we avoiding da glurp. is there someting wrong w me
✿ somebody called me twinklebutt in my comments bru wat do i do 😭😭😭
✿ this is fukked up guys i am a person too not just a celebrity u can call twinklebutt as u please
??? §he ju§t handed me a §hotgun and §aid "ju§t §tart bla§t1ng" girl you dont have to tell me twice
HHHhhh... I wishhh I worked somewhhhere withhh actual hhhighhhbloods... After thhhe thhhrill of yesterday, it feels so... hhh... hhh... blehhh hhhere in thhhe office... But I still remember hhhhhh thhhe last time I interviewed for somewhhhere thhhat hhhad purples and I completely flubbed my words and walked into a door frame hhh... hhhhhh...
[|87 :: They don’t lol
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i'm gonna start drugging him every night so he has an actual sleeping schedule.
D --> Admittedly I think dominant alpha was an incorrect result for me #nsfw D --> Not the alpha part that's a given D --> But I do not think I give off an overly aggressive air as the results page implies
omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i g0t called a vwh0re guys h0rny p0sting is a l0t harder than i th0ught #nsfvw
gΩg. having a steady life feels sΩ fucking weird. it feels like i shΩuld be preparing fΩr... sΩmething... tΩ happen
i swear every social media has like one person who gives you seriously bad vibes but they havent technicalyy done anything they just make you uncomfortable so you dont feel like you can block them even when your friends keep telling you to just block them for ur mental health
My knees hurt from sucking dick. #Nsfw.
That episode of Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where somehow Billy has a spider son??? Me rn.
hey convince him to get a chittr for me pls pls pls pls
Clowns aren't real right? They're just made up???
FUCK. I keep misgendering people. I'm so sorry please I am #woke my best friend is a they fuck don't cancel me. Im so sorry Beetle they
It's Nook On Main Monday And There Are No Nooks In My Chittr Feed. Tragedy. #nsfw
✿ i can’t believe my butt iz immortalized on the internet how do i cope
ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW
yOuRe iNdIfFeReNt aBoUt mE YoUrE ReAlLy rEaLlY InDiFfErEnT AbOuT Me :)
✿ WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN OR #GLURPIWEEK CANCELED https://i.ibb.co/FcwBvmj/glurpi-pantsed.png
If~ You~ Hear~ Screaming~ From~ My~ Hive~ Don't~ Worry~ That's~ Just~ Me~ Having~ A~ Productive~ Afternoon.~
Does~ Anyone~ Know~ Any~ Good~ Rustblood~ Exorcists?~ I’m~ Tired~ Of~ My~ Alarm~ Clock~ Being~ The~ Ghost~ That~ Throws~ Mugs~ At~ Me,~ And~ I’m~ Running~ Out~ Of~ Mugs.~
_ We are NOT HavinG tHis conversation Here. Let me mourn on my own paGe.
_ Romantic types, eH? THe only one for me isn't witH us anymore. I didn't need tHe rest of tHe quadrants witH Her around. THe liGHt in my darkness. But sHe was taken from me. #vaGuepost #vent
Hope~ You've~ All~ Eaten~ Today,~ Even~ If~ It's~ Just~ Something~ You~ Found~ On~ The~ Ground.~
saw someone say their page is a safe space felt like it was important to say. . . this page is /not/ a safe space. you are not safe. no one will be nice. i want this page as uncomfortable for everyone as possible lmfao
DOO I LOOOOK LIIKEE SOOMEEOONEE WHOO REEAADS IINSTRUUCTIIOON MAANUUAALS?? YEEAAH,, II DIIDN''T THIINK SOO EEIITHEER..