Samori Haronu
@culinaryLover
[+] Sam for short. i Like Cooking & makin friends he/him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
[IM REALLY ALWAY$ IN THE HO$PITAL HUH? #NOTNOW #BUT.. #IFEELLIKE$OONILLBE]
[+] best to try and avoid that? take Care of yourseLf. or have somebody take Care of you
[I PROMI$E I'M GOOD IT$ MO$TLY JU$T THE FA#T THAT I AM EXTREMELY UNLU#KY AND END ↑ IN $ITUATION$ WHERE I GET BADLY HURT THU$ END ↑ IN THE HO$PITAL LIKE WHEN I GOT KIDNAPPED A #O↑LE WEEK$ AGO. BUT FOR THE MO$T PART I'M GOOD I'LL PROBABLY FEEL BETTER ON#E I GET MY PILL$ PRE$#RIPTED AGAIN THANK$ FOR WORRYING THOUGH I LIKE A MAN WHO$ ATTENTIVE]
[+] fingers Crossed some whaCky shit doesn't happen again, then. but that Last bit i'm gLad to hear
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[+] i hope to foLLow that happy traiL sometime~ #suggestive
[NO GENTLEMEN ON THE FEED??? DO I LOOK LIKE I #ARE??? IM DE$PERATE OKAY I AM DE$PERATE I$ THAT WHAT YOU GUY$ WANT FROM ME TO $AY IM A DE$PERATE FU#K!!!!! WELL YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I YEARN LIKE IM $INGLE!!!!!!! ]
[+] ain't nothin wrong with desparate. but i'm surprised the sLots aren't fiLLed aLready
[$AMORI DARLING BELIEVE ME WHEN I $AW THE #HITTR MEN $TO#K MARKET I$ IN $HAMBLE$]
[+] truLy i didn't think there'd be a man shortage of aLL things. espeCiaLLy Considerin' this is for a popuLar feLLa Like you
[I DID EXPE#T $UBMI$$ION$ TO BE $LOW BUT NOT THI$ $LOW! I NEED 20 AND BARELY MADE IT TO 12 EVEN IF I #AN ROLL WITH 15...AT LEA$T IM LU#KY I HAVE A GOOD RO$TER $O FAR]
[+] weLL here's hopin' ya get the rest of them sLots fiLLed soon! i Can teLL you're itChin' to get this thing started
[+] it feeLs Like suCh a hopeLess Crush, ‘Cause of the whoLe fightin’ part of the datin’ show. i onLy reaLLy tussLe when Lives are on the Line. maybe i’m too soft? this whoLe thing got my pan in a spin. i bet the faCt he Can see these doesn’t heLp. [+] maybe i shouLd Log off for a CoupLe hours. CLear my thinkpan. #vaguepost #yearning
[ME AND FLORID ARE WORKING ON AN ALTERNATIVE NON FIGHTING $EGMENT FOR YOU A#TUALLY]
(( imagine an arrow through the heart when he saw that. boy is SMITTEN ))
[??? MY GRUB ATE THE M&M$ HUR$U$ GOT ME]
[I DO NOW BUT ON#E $HE'$ MOLTED AND OUT OF HER GRUB $TAGE $HE'$ GOING BA#K TO THE #AVERN$]
[$HE WA$ ONE OF THE FEW GRUB$ WHO DIDN'T GET #HO$EN BY A LU$U$ IN THE FIR$T PLA#E, I TALKED TO THE #AVERN$ $O THEY LET ME KEEP HER FOR THE TIME BEING]
SECOND I FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO BREATHE ERIDAN DRAGGED ME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE NEW PLANET'S OCEAN HE GOT A SMACK FOR IT BUT IT WASN'T ALL THAT BAD TRUTH BE TOLD. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THIS
[+] that’s sweet. seems he reaLLy wanted to show ya aLL the Critters, knowin’ you’d Like ‘em
[IM ON THE PHONE WITH MY (EX) EMPLOYEE JARVEY IF HE #OME$ ONTO #HITTR WILL YOU GUY$ PROMI$E TO BE NI#E TO HIM AND NOT $AY HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE THING$ TO HIM? ]
[+] i'm aLways niCe and refrain from sayin' inappropriate things
am i.... gettin.... WEAK... my prosthetics r lowkey gettin heavy..... i fink im gonna fold over.....
[+] when was the Last time you've eaten? CouLd be Low bLood sugar. or dehydration
i ate subway wiff my kismesis last night
i don't got money for food 8888(
RAW GARLIC TASTES BAD.
=^.-.^= HUGEEEEEE REMINDER!!! DON'T GO FEEDIN' DAIRY PRODUCTS T' THA' TRASHCRITTERS!!!! THEY'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!!!! =^.-.^=
[+] don’t go feedin’ ‘em in generaL. bad for ‘em overaLL
crashed my fuck1ng buggy #mybuggy #dontdr1vewh1lesleepy. 1m just.. gonna.. crawl 1nto the wreckage's shadow on th1s b1tch of a desert wasteland planet. yeah 1ll be f1ne
[+] keep yer distanCe from a Crashed sCuttLebuggy if the engine is damaged. might expLode
[WHY DO YOU PEOPLE NOT WANT TO #HERI$H ME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPEND$ ON IT THAT I$ $O RUDE #FORMWAT#HING #RIT#HYLOVE]