Samori Haronu
@culinaryLover
[+] Sam for short. i Like Cooking & makin friends he/him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
[+] i didn't even put anythin' about my LoCation anywhere onLine. how in tarnation did he manage to send that book my way?
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[|87 :: He what?
[+] that Gideon feLLa. somehow managed to get one o' them human bibLes to me
[|87 :: 1 fear you may not be a target of rel;g;ous ;ndoctr;nat;on. Best of luck to you.
[+] but it SEEMED Like a niCe enough praCtiCe. ya reaLLy think it's that bad?
[|87 :: One th;n you can always count on ;s for humans to v;olently m;s;nterpret the most peaceful and lov;n of all pract;ces. 1f you w;sh to ;ndulge ;n th;s heresy 1 shall not stop you. But be warned, that b00k warns you of the ev;ls of HUMAN1TY for a reason. Don’t trust rel;g;ous f;gures who prom;se redempt;on for the ;rredeemable
Do not forget God's words, and do not turn away from them. To hear Him is to truly understand. Until you can, I'll speak the Lord's truth. - Proverbs 4:5
Asking is the first step to enlightenment, my friend! To inquire about the word of God is a powerful thing. Allow me to be your guide! Where shall we begin? What would you like to know? - Ecclesiastes 9:7
[+] weLL i mean ain't that a human thing? whats the differenCe between that and say, gog?
Good questions! While Christianity is typically thought to be a human-specific religion, it ties in with more than just them, but the entire universe, as such is God's creation! We trolls are God's test of faith through the search of truth. ...As for your second question, I've no idea what a 'gog' is. So sorry! - Psalm 118:25-26
Not at all, friend! Trollkind was intended to deviate from God's truth like this the whole time. We were made in the image of opposition to the Christian teachings, but our goal as a species is to overcome such a thing and find His grace regardless. Trolls are meant to overcome these tests of faith and realize their place as more of His children! It's a slow process, but by all that is good I will facilitate it. When you think about it, it's actually quite a feel-good story. Overcoming the odds? Certainly so! - 2 Corinthians 7:10
[+] hm. when ya put it Like that, makes sense. what kind of teaChing is Christianity about though? Like the Lessons or guideLines?
If I were to summarize the Christian teachings, I'd say love for both God and others, forgiveness and grace, and keep that moral compass in good tune! It's all about being a stand-up individual through your actions and through your faith in God. - Psalm 62:1
Ain't it? Christianity is both the truth and the finest way to live. It's a real warm and fuzzy feeling to dedicate yourself to God! Have you any interest in owning the holy texts of Christian faith? I got some extra I can slide your way! - 1 Corinthians 8:4
[+] huh. i guess it wouLdn't hurt to give it a skim through. seems Like fun
I swear to Gog you fucks need stop being horny and get help. #nsfw
[+] with aLL due respeCt ma'am, i don't reCkon that Can be heLped
Get help.
d/)n’t ever help a twink in distress. shit keeps heeding w/)rse
[+] don't i know it. as muCh as i wanna heLp, some of 'em are a Lost Cause
[+] ah shit sorry i didn't know you were the twink in question. i reaLLy fumbLed here...
h/)w t/) seem g/)/)d at understanding em/)ti/)ns #help
help i’m trying t/) c/)ns/)le s/)me/)ne
[+] oh i repLied before i saw this. sometimes just bein' there heLps. just Listen
i’m trying
[+] reaLLy take in what they're sayin' and when asked things be honest. show you Care
uuuugh /)kay
thanks. i’m pr/)bably g/)nna keep this c/)mpliment in mind f/)r future reference
[+] i'm aLways happy to heLp, and provide more if ya need
I don’t knowv wvho needs to hear this. But you can call me ‘daddy’ any time.