Samori Haronu
@culinaryLover
[+] Sam for short. i Like Cooking & makin friends [+] he/him [+] DMs aLways open ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
(( whelp. all the ritchy stuff is being retconned. i'm feeling yucky now. none of my characters will be ERP-ing now, at least not with ppl i don't already know from off-site. shit's not cornbread, homie... ))
// take care of yourself man :( <3
(( thanks hun. lucky we didn't get far, but it's not a Good Feeling ))
i don't hornypost enough :/ #nsfw(???)
[+] don't feeL pressured either way. i reCkon it's up to you when, or whether or not, to hornypost
[+] it's a shame i Can't be on the road nowadays. a motorbike might've suited me, onCe upon a time. but a pedaLbike is gonna have to do for transportation. i don't muCh mind, anyhow. the exerCise is good for my pusher
_ You know as well as I tHat tHis isn't about me. Try and bury your deeds all you wisH. Clearly it weiGHs Heavy on you.
_ Fine. I leave you witH tHis: _ I Hope you return to tHe road soon. PerHaps you'll be next.
[HEY WHY DON'T YOU $TI#K A BUGGY $HAPED DILDO ↑ YOUR A$$ AND $EE HOW YOU LIKE IT ]
[+] best to ignore him, hun. he's got his own probLems. thank you kindLy, though, truLy
ER, allergic t∞ antidepressant l∞l #substance #justincasel∞l
[+] ah heLL. surprise aLLergies are the worst. get weLL soon
[NOW #HITTR WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW I$ THAT I AM A BEA$T WHI$PERER I A$KED THI$ BEAUTIFUL $PE#IMEN FOR A $ELFIE AND DID IT GIVE ME ONE! #THEMURDERHOOFBEA$TANDI ]
[+] this is adorabLe, hun. but who's bLood is that?
[PLEA$E #REATOR$ GIVE ME $TRENGTH]
[+] that's what you got your boyfriends for, hun. we'LL take Care of ya
(( the way i read this and said, in his voice, "creators do not give him strength for he is not in the right state of mind" but of course Sam won't SAY that so you get me tattling on him ooc instead ))
[I'M $O HUNGRY I #OULD EAT #HITTR U$ER #ULINARYLOVER]
[+] hun, i Can Cook up so muCh to satiate your appetite. no need to resort to CannibaLism
[#AN'T WAIT TO GET MY NOOK $TUFFED WITH ALL THE #OLOR$ AVAILABLE AT MY DI$PO$ITION, I WANT MY BODY TO BE MADE A #ANVA$ OUT OF AT THE DI$PO$ITION OF THE MEN I LET PLEA$E ME AND THE MEN I PLEA$E $O FULL I BUR$T WITH #OLOR AND ORGA$M THE FINAL TOU#HE$ OF THE PAINTING I HAVE MADE OF MY$ELF ]
[+] oh my... you've aLready painted suCh a beautifuL piCture with your words. but i know the reaL thing wiLL be beyond Compare~
[#OMPLETELY OUT OF TOPI# BUT NO JOKE I DON'T THINK BEING LIKE A#TUALLY PREGNANT LIKE A HUMAN WOULD BOTHER ME A LOT I THINK.. #MPREG]
[GOREGLE $HOW ME HOT #ERULEAN #OOK$ IN MY AREA GOREGLE]
[WHATEVER ILL JU$T BOTHER $AM AND PRAY HE $EE$ IT ONE DAY]
[OFFI#E MERMAN?? I DON'T KNOW I LIKE OFFI#E $IREN BETTER $WI$H $WO$H ]
[+] oh my.. words faiL me every time i see a piCture of you. nothin' i Can say Comes CLose to what ya deserve <3