Kanaya Maryam
@galvanizingAttrition
I Was Convinced To Make This Profile Vis A Vis My Wife And Being The Dutiful Copalescent Coupleloid I Am I Took Her Upon That Offer (source: https://cara.app/post/f23e810c-6db4-4338-b0cb-23bbd133a98)
Wife Incident Number 24 In My Off Time I Was Preparing Quite The Baked Portent Of A Triple Loaded Mac And Cheese (A Delectable Trio Of Three Cheeses Onto A Assortment Of Macaronis) And Upon Completion I Had The Merriment Of Eating Some Of This Delectable Creation And Refrigerated The Rest However, I Failed To Signal My Significant Other And Better Half Of The Mac And Cheese; It Was Not By Greed Nor Selfishness That This Transpired- Rather, I Was So Intoxicated By The Delicacy Of My Creation That The Mental High Of The Macked Cheese Robbed Me Of My Higher Pan Reflexes In Informing My Beloved That Lo And Behold Cheesy Macks Were To Be Held Shes Reheating It Now And Throwing Looks At Me
If you think I'll forget this slight, you are dead wrong.
If you want forgiveness, get religious.
You're already delicious. Almost as delicious that this dinner would have been, would it have been warm.
I Swear To You The Microwave Is Sufficient The Morsels Still Accurate To The Heat Of The Radiating Bulb
🤤🤤🤤 girl gotta admit if this was me i prob would have eaten the whole thing lmfao :P
Can not hellp but notice, that none of the individualls for which I have offered mine skill and knowlledge to train them in sword combat in the afterllife have died yet. It is as if they do not even want to llearn the ancient secrets of the bllade.
What Secrets Could Blades Possibly Possess
The secrets of Disciplline. Devotion. Grace. Finesse. Dedication. Focus. And llet us not forget: Killing Technique #893 "Stab a Viollet in the Neck" #Viollence
Thats Not A Secret Though; I Was Hoping For Something More Illicit Like A Sword Having An Affair With A Scimitar
Pllease. Do not bring llow a Noblle Art with such base ideas. The eroticism of the Bllade is fellt wordllesslly as one draws bllood and breath from the Enemy, if one feells eroticism must be present at all.
▲▲▲wowmnn▼▼▼ (( #substance ))
Women
- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. 😏😏
Maybe even better.
That's hot.
We Could Share Holding A Piece Of Living Pickle In A Fork And The Both Of Us Bite Into It Into A Kiss...
You are sick in the fucking head. I'm very into that.
Apologies, I Only Read "Sick" "Fucking" "Head" And Blanked Out At The Thought
Genuinely. I mean genuinely. Genuinely what the fuck does this mean?
- Hi.
They simply must invent mpreg for women.
Is the news good enough to make my wife girl mpreg?
You know that is quite literally how @lipstickThesbian was created although in the opposite direction.
What Why did you tag me in this Why would I want to see this
Wait That Is- A Child? Oh My Goodness Sincerely Inspirational; Now I Really /Must/ Keep Going
Ah, I Sincerely Apologize- Your Mention Was Incidental; Though Seeing You Gives A Lot Of Hope I Hope Your Life Is Genuinely Happy
Is she what I think she is? Tell me I'm not seeing things.
Your Eyes Do Not Deceive You- And She Looks So Lovely! She Has Your Face And Smile; And Those Cute Lips Of Yours; And Naturally, My Own Curls Ah- I Am Overwhelmed By So Much Emotion, I Think I Could Cry
Frankly this is hardly the most explicit conversation between alternate versions of my moms that I have been subjected to on here I have learned to just accept it Anyway the power apparently lies in you specifically Something something Sylph of Space no I will not go into further details And For the record While my relationship with my mothers is not without a bit of conflict Yes My life is happy
I Am Glad; I Know Ourselves To Know We Would Be A Handful As Parents, But I Am Quite Hopeful Now Thank You.
perhaps.it.is.time.i.get.into.#nsfw.content allow.me.to.begin.properly https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6126a7d74b2.png
Doing This Right Now With My Wife