Joey Claire
@tiptoeTapper
aspiring animal vet, ballet and tap dance vet, alternia vet. basically a lot of vets.
ugh im in a... particular mood
like seriously though how do people live with long distance stuff? there are at least two people i want to see really badly right now :(
the yearning never stops apparently. especially so late into the night.
i think as a society we wear an appropriate amount of clothes
yknow, take it from someone whos actually tried it? grub sauce isnt that bad
who the hell is shIttIng on grUbsaucE. that shit is EssentiAl.
i think ive seen way too much bulge in my life time #nsfw
i dont know what kind of "show" goon is but i hope its a good one? #nsfw??
Oh, no, no, it's "go on". The show must go on. "Goon" isn't a verb, it's a noun, for like lowly henchmen or minions. Guys on your payroll who do your bidding.
well i know what a goon is! but like i dont know how a show can goon? it literally said that word for word, if it meant go on it'd say go on?
i should get one of those giant hampster balls.. figure out what life is like on the other side.
noones in my dms and im not in anyone's dms because i stay in my lane
do people still say rawr x3?
i guess. okay well some background about me is i was on alternia for about two sweeps (four years), maybe more when I was a kid. and i saw a lot. i also did a lot. a lot of bad things. well anyway it's mostly a cycling of dead people i once knew before the whole dying thing or people ive had to, um. take care of myself. and they like come back and tell me it's my fault. and that im a monster. stuff like that.
c< aH.... yeaH... i caNt say 2 MucH, but, ive NigHtMares liKe tHat a lOt aNd.... itll get better, but, ONly if yOu face it Head ON, tacKle tHOse feeliNgs at tHe sOurce, Of cOurse, tHats My uNderstaNdiN Of it, aNd, tHOse NigHtMares wONt gO away cOMpletely, but, ill be Here if yOu ever waNNa cHat abOut eM... ive MaNy s2ries 2 Help Keep yOur tHiNKpaN Off tHOse 2pics >c
they're saying I'm earth's biggest yearner.
hope ill be on the cover of veterinary monthly someday...
c< if yOu believe iN tHe Me tHat believes iN yOu, yOull reacH it! >c
YEAH. ON THE OPERATING TABLE. SuRROuNDED BY A BuNCH OF CLuELESS FuCKS. WHO CANNOT PIECE TOGETHER HOW TO PuT YOu BACK TOGETHER.
THIS IS FuNNY. BECAuSE I AM IMPLYING YOu ARE THE ANIMAL. AND NOT A QuALIFIED VETERINARIAN. OF SOME OR LESSER RENOWN ENOuGH TO BE ON A COVER.
AND TO BE CLEAR. I DON'T MEAN WOMEN IN GENERAL. I MEAN YOu. VERY SPECIFICALLY. JOEY CLAIRE. IN PARTICuLAR. BY NAME.
JuST SO YOu DON'T. FALL PREY. FOR THE SEXIST. LOW HANGING FRuIT. OF THINKING YOu ARE ONE AMONG THE RIPE FOR THE PICKING. EASY SORTS. RATHER THAN A VERY STRATEGICALLY SINGLED OuT TARGET. IN FuCKING PARTICuLAR.
no i definitely get it! id get it even more if you just didn't say it at all! what a sick burn to not even grace me with your presence!!!!
not super sure what an echeladder is but I think im pretty high up on mine
i have a room in my house dedicated to blue stuff. bit of an upgrade from the corner from when i was a kid. really moving up in the world.
ive never been golfing but it kind of just seems like something my pop wouldve done with his annoying rich hunter friends :/
theres only one saltine cracker in my pantry.
iiiiive been kind of neglecting my kitchen so. yes that is all there is.
doesn't your lusus get food / or if not / can't you get food
i don't have a lusus anymore but yeah i could get some! im going out for that now even. ive just been so busy i forgot entirely haha
theyre calling me best cat girl of the year?
<<"that's gonna be tough competition, but i believe in you!">>
BuLLSHIT. uNLESS THIS IS THAT NONBINARY CRETIN YOu WERE TALKING ABOuT ON THE OTHER POST. IN WHICH CASE. YEAH. STILL BuLLSHIT. I COuLD BE A BETTER CATGIRL IN A MAKESHIFT LITTERBOX IF I WANTED.
okay first of all they arent a cretin, second of all im a great cat girl and i dont think you could even begin to compare!
CORRECT. MY GOOD BITCH. I AM SO FAR BEYOND YOu. SO ABOVE YOuR MEWLING. MEANDERING. CuRTAINS MATCHING THE DRAPES IN THE ANGRY COPE RIBBONS YOu SLASHED BOTH INTO. PISSED ON THE GOOD MAHOGANY LEVEL. THERE IS NO COMPARISON. I AM STRICTLY BETTER THAN YOu. TWERPETTE.