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Joey Claire

@tiptoeTapper

aspiring animal vet, ballet and tap dance vet, alternia vet. basically a lot of vets.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 868Kull Score: 99026 followers6 following

chixie says i cant be her first human fan but i think thats totally dumb. i can be my own partner's fan!

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haha the portal is making weird noises again i cant sleep hahaha

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entrapment destroy

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seeing people talk about boobs again :/

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ something wrong with that ptitsa? ]

P1ZZ4?? WH3R3

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ N.. not pizza. Ptitsa. ]

WH4Y5 7H47???

oh my gog ur so right i m3ant to post orbs thanks 4 th3 r3mind3r! #nsfw

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ptitsa is a.. word, I use. Means girl in normal speak. ]

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oh my god im not trying to enable you!!

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000HHHHH. 1 L1K3 17!!

0R8NN5555

i think i could do a pretty cool handstand if i tried

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Lik£, l£ts s££ it th£n!! :P

i fell over

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OMG ar£ you lik£?? Ok???!?! D:

ALL THIS BRAGGING IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.

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im fine! i maybe twisted up my wrist a little bit but totally fine

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OMG. If you lik£, n££d any h£lp i'll run ov£r to sort it out <33!!

oh gosh thats really nice of you haha

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OMG lik£, don't sw£at it!!! I jusy want to mak£ aur£ you'r£ lik£, okay!! <33

took a nap.. i was so tired, ugh.

kinda weird how im seeing someone i think impersonate me but whatever i guess

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gooooooood morning everyone! im still a little shocked from last night but how are you guys doing?

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um. yeah im fine, man.

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oh. OH. oh god him im so sorry

Everything, I hate it here.

@eternalLife[EL]

is there anything i can do to help?

head in fronds / why is the universe so cruel

Good morning joey!!!!

Tell Bronya not to ground me.

@eternalLife[EL]

i dont know if she'd listen to me? even if i do like her.

not you! good morning to everyone but you!!!

*HOOOONK* boo hoo hoo....

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hand holding...

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Lik£, WOAH.

+ 35 Caegars Lack Of Propper Tagging Fee

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in public / woah

what!!

can we hold hands in public / that sounds nice

yeah of course!

whoever keeps dming me to twerk and show my "globes" im not doing it!

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yeah just ignore it / i geta lot of those

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what even are globes???

Bl3gh, disgusting b3havior. DX

:(

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*AMAZEMENT AND SHOCK* why i OUGHTA! what scoundrels!

as in shame globes / just ignore it

i dont know what those are but okay

troll body part / don't worry about it too much

OH

Donut do this

finally found that fucking bum.

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*SHOCK!*

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told my girlfriend id watch her eat a hot dog was that weird

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[|||] a little weird but you already said it,,,

📝

????

she brought it up first!

i can read posts / also you're fine

i keep forgetting this is a public forum

heiress above / you're adorable

hahaha oh gosh

i keep seeing my old babysitter on here from when i was a kid. and i think her daughter? same last name at least.

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There is no relation.

im her secret other kid #childabandonment #sad

are you sure? from what ive seen posted on here you look almost exactly like her.

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:( #relatable

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Pure coincidence. Utter happenstance.

feeling cute!

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bless Up

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because you are / duh

man going to bookstore to hit on the cashieer by buying a book on feminist literature

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I have many reco+mmendatio+ns.

Many are witnessing this.

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man getting rejected by said cashieer because she 'only dates straight men'

Co+wards do+n't get far in life.

true! youre very smart ms maryam

many such cases!

I sense a disciple o+f feminism in yo+u. Stay in to+uch.

haha i dont know about that but yes definitely keep in touch!

jude left a bottle outside of my room labeled "among us potion". i am not drinking this.

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no???? youre kind of the worst troll ever.

>cant handle it now >one day youll be begging for it >and begging and begging and begging

for the among us potion???

my time on alternia was very educational! ill say that much. thanks for the compliment?

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>what else >are you reading into my phrasing >like some kind of PERVERT

it's ok / it just sucks that you can't visit more often / without risking getting culled / i mean

just come visit instead! its probably a lot safer here.

?????????

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maybe in a perigee or two / i'm really booked show wise

okay! ill be waiting here. patiently.

just got into a yuri relationship with my friend chixie and made this stupid "chud" (dont know what that means) ground beef and noodles. https://i.redd.it/7t07usjyu6rg1.jpeg

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we luv yuri in this hoiuse

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house? hive?

girl meal / i think that's what i'm supposed to say here

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one of those

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girl dinner is the little alcohol i can get out of the bottles i find around the house.

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#mybrown

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:(

what's a house / haha

B33 < lmao sorry

im troll dating a GIRL oh my god

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/\ /\ || || >•w•< (Yuri…)

what! i dont know what that is

/\ /\ || || >•w•< (Girls kissing)

so im.. in a yuri?

/\ /\ || || >•w•< (Yes)

i think im troll dating someone now??? im so nervous oh my gosh.

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hello joey / i love my matesprit

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i think im about to melt into a joey puddle

oh no / that sounds adorable / but still oh no

dont step in me ill ripple!

i'll keep you in a cup / and kiss the side of the glass

oh my god maybe ILL die

<3

( Current Mood: Embarrassed. )

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sorry / woops

no dont be! im just stupid its not your fault at all

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you're not stupid joey / you're actually very smart

someone on the street just called me joey "walk em down" claire.

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