
Elanor Briggs
@standupKnockout
Stand-up comedian, Bartender, and your dream girl! Catch me at the Laugh Factory, nights at 6!
call me adam sandler the way im hearing Clicks against my forehead! it's because my friend almost got shot haha
i know i have a stage presence to maintain and im sorry if it weirds some people out but i will always reply to nudes to pay a compliment. girls need girls!!!! we gotta stick together! #nsfw
stand up is getting pretty boring i think id rather sit down :/
yipes, theyre making me put on the cat ears and tail!
okay now i feel bad for the nsfw baitt post, heh. if you scroll back on my profile I posted a nude there so you guys have fun with that! actually let me know if you have fun with that im interested :) #nsfw
i think someone actually tried throwing a tomato at me on set one time.
ughhhh im in such a mooood #nsfw
haha my friends keep making out when we should probably be kicking this persons ass
i think i could dunk on most of you
hi everyone! sorry for the silence i just got back from a very interesting event in which i had to yell at a weird lady on stage :)
alright, who want me.
im maid of breath, not time! youve got the freedom to waste your time, not mine!
kissed a girl she gru on me. she called me despicable and i said despicable me? you two.
getting straight teeth from the girl you helped come out









