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Elanor Briggs

@standupKnockout

Stand-up comedian, Bartender, and your dream girl! Catch me at the Laugh Factory, nights at 6!

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 671Kull Score: 46419 followers11 following

afternoon everyone!

call me adam sandler the way im hearing Clicks against my forehead! it's because my friend almost got shot haha

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
Total: 57
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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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hahahahahahaha

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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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were fine! the gun jammed but he was totally going to blow their shit smooth off so i think im maybe not talking to him for awhile

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i know i have a stage presence to maintain and im sorry if it weirds some people out but i will always reply to nudes to pay a compliment. girls need girls!!!! we gotta stick together! #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

stand up is getting pretty boring i think id rather sit down :/

Kull: +5
Total: 5

starting to think i have a thing for the green ladies

yipes, theyre making me put on the cat ears and tail!

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okay now i feel bad for the nsfw baitt post, heh. if you scroll back on my profile I posted a nude there so you guys have fun with that! actually let me know if you have fun with that im interested :) #nsfw

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Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

A cxmedian whx apxlxgises fxr a successful prank? Nxw I've seen it all.

is it so wrong to also want your hot ass to be seen? its bait within a bait at this point!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

He he, pardxn me, then, I suppxse I can understand. Carry xn! :-)

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Total: 5

i think someone actually tried throwing a tomato at me on set one time.

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Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ dude dat shit is so annoying but yknow wat u just gotta make pizza out of it

@glurpMaster[GM]

its fiiiiiine, at least i get to eat for the night!

ughhhh im in such a mooood #nsfw

Kult: +40
Kull: +30
Total: 70
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< what kinda mewd?

@lilShitpeta[LS]

didnt you read the tag? its a not super fucking awake kind! i even tagged it :)

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< no i know that but i meant what kind of #nsfw mewd!!! :33< like what flafur

@lilShitpeta[LS]

nooo, see, its an acronym! Not Super Fucking Woke (short for awake) NSFW!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< ooooh i s33 nyow

@lilShitpeta[LS]

hehe glad i could help!

love me...

i need a vacation in manhacken...

haha my friends keep making out when we should probably be kicking this persons ass

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Total: 5

i think i could dunk on most of you

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Kull: +2
Total: 4
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hi everyone! sorry for the silence i just got back from a very interesting event in which i had to yell at a weird lady on stage :)

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@tsunamisPerdition[TP]

lowkey didn't pay a lick'a attention to that lol

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

That2 fir3 dud3 why u apologizing

just know that we have someone we have to deal with in the future :)

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@tsunamisPerdition[TP]

oh shit? don't tell me i missed a scrap :(

morning!

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alright, who want me.

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Total: 59
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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

vwell, if youre asking ;)

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@melodicHeartbreaker[MH]

Girl y♡u're summ♡ning the fish!! 🙄 ᯓ★ˎˊ˗

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hi

oh god i was making a joke :(

im feeling pretty human today!

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im maid of breath, not time! youve got the freedom to waste your time, not mine!

kissed a girl she gru on me. she called me despicable and i said despicable me? you two.

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@advantageousCatharsis[AC]

abs0lut_e ci|\|_ema

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ sigh. ]

getting straight teeth from the girl you helped come out

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