Elanor Briggs
@standupKnockout
Stand-up comedian, Bartender, and your dream girl! Catch me at the Laugh Factory, nights at 6!
think if i act like a cat girl on the internet that people'll come to my shows more?
⊹ t#e masses d⟡ seem t⟡ enj⟡y beast-t#emed gimmicks! ⊹
oooo, is it that time of night, ladies and gentletrolls? #nsfw
i #need head #nsfw
maaaan. slow night at the bar :/
uhhh.. meooow?
grrrr bark!
yes very much so arf !
girls keep asking to me touch them and who am i to decline? get in line yall! #nsfw
they're putting me in the stasis cube that makes you jerk off for five hours straight #nsfw
where can i get one #askingforafriend #nsfw
Interesting.
girls go to venus to grow a penis! #nsfw
boys do other stuff too
man who even has to go to venus for that?? lol
im always barking this!!!!!!! some of my best friends did this and now theyre even more pawesome :D
hooray!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy for you and i hope that you met lots of other girls from venus in your time that are sooo happy to compare results!!! XD hehehe
oh!!! :0!!! ohhhh!!!! i didnt go to venus so i am sorely lacking in the penis department..... but im sure there are lots of jades who did attend the university of girlbulge!!!! #nsfw
hmmmmmmm.. welllll either way, im sure i could make SOME exception to the request and maybe steal you away to show off regardless? :) #nsfw
awwww??? you are so freaking sweet!!! i wouldnt want to overstay my welcome!! id feel kind of rude walking around without being able to joust!! :( #nsfw
you wouldnt be at all! jousting isnt everything, im sure we could get up to something even better if we put our genitals to it! or, against each other. or one inside the other. one of those aughta work, no doubt #nsfw
went to gay town, they said they knew you
afternoon everyone!
call me adam sandler the way im hearing Clicks against my forehead! it's because my friend almost got shot haha
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were fine! the gun jammed but he was totally going to blow their shit smooth off so i think im maybe not talking to him for awhile
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i know i have a stage presence to maintain and im sorry if it weirds some people out but i will always reply to nudes to pay a compliment. girls need girls!!!! we gotta stick together! #nsfw
stand up is getting pretty boring i think id rather sit down :/
starting to think i have a thing for the green ladies
yipes, theyre making me put on the cat ears and tail!
okay now i feel bad for the nsfw baitt post, heh. if you scroll back on my profile I posted a nude there so you guys have fun with that! actually let me know if you have fun with that im interested :) #nsfw
A cxmedian whx apxlxgises fxr a successful prank? Nxw I've seen it all.
is it so wrong to also want your hot ass to be seen? its bait within a bait at this point!
He he, pardxn me, then, I suppxse I can understand. Carry xn! :-)
i think someone actually tried throwing a tomato at me on set one time.
✿ dude dat shit is so annoying but yknow wat u just gotta make pizza out of it
ughhhh im in such a mooood #nsfw
:33< what kinda mewd?
:33< no i know that but i meant what kind of #nsfw mewd!!! :33< like what flafur
:33< ooooh i s33 nyow
i need a vacation in manhacken...