Elanor Briggs
@standupKnockout
Stand-up comedian, Bartender, and your dream girl! Catch me at the Laugh Factory, nights at 6!
I am not serious all the time. That being said. Hehe. Honk. You make me laugh.
you crack me up, little buddy!
think if i act like a cat girl on the internet that people'll come to my shows more?
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i just wanted 2 get liad n evry1 said no lol #nsfw
i wasnt saying no!!! i was being suggestive!!!
oh! i blem the alohol #substance
...jeez, are you that drunk? maaaaybe fucking around isnt such a good idea when consent is sorta in the air yknow. thats kinda what im supposed to tell people at the bar i tend anyway
it culd also b the autism lol tbh tho i dont care if it is the bozze even if that laens #nsfwe *leans #substance
umm, how about this! we could talk for the rest of the night and if you decide you still want.. that, then we can later!
whts a femm leanin enby 2 do while drunk n horny #substance #nsfw
find the solace and company of others, maybe?
girls go to venus to grow a penis! #nsfw
boys do other stuff too
im always barking this!!!!!!! some of my best friends did this and now theyre even more pawesome :D
hooray!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy for you and i hope that you met lots of other girls from venus in your time that are sooo happy to compare results!!! XD hehehe
oh!!! :0!!! ohhhh!!!! i didnt go to venus so i am sorely lacking in the penis department..... but im sure there are lots of jades who did attend the university of girlbulge!!!! #nsfw
hmmmmmmm.. welllll either way, im sure i could make SOME exception to the request and maybe steal you away to show off regardless? :) #nsfw
awwww??? you are so freaking sweet!!! i wouldnt want to overstay my welcome!! id feel kind of rude walking around without being able to joust!! :( #nsfw
you wouldnt be at all! jousting isnt everything, im sure we could get up to something even better if we put our genitals to it! or, against each other. or one inside the other. one of those aughta work, no doubt #nsfw
still feeling needy so here's a pic hehe- ...btw doggy style means i get a treat afterwards right-? https://i.postimg.cc/k4crsqrw/hs-porn-r34-jade-harley-homestuck-5622341.jpg #nsfw #suggestive
uhhh.. meooow?
grrrr bark!
i was wondering when would be the right time for this, before realized that whatever time i wanted was the right time, so #nsfw #selfpi(s https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg
call me adam sandler the way im hearing Clicks against my forehead! it's because my friend almost got shot haha
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were fine! the gun jammed but he was totally going to blow their shit smooth off so i think im maybe not talking to him for awhile
The only good thing about this accursed week is that my tits look/feel bigger. https://i.imgur.com/7COLbjm.png #nsfw
Well thank you, kindly.
of course! takes a lot of courage to take one of these everyday and you deserve the praise :)
You wouldn't believe what praise does to me. Or would you?
maybe i do maybe i dont! im more of a cunning prankster and joke teller than i am a pickpocket thats to say; if im doing something to you, i want you to know it and i want it to seem effortless, because the idea of me really trying some day before your very eyes should always be more exciting than anything i actually do to you.. for now :)
Kindred spirits, we are.
i suppose we are! ive even taken a nude before, how about that!
I would love to see that, if that's okay.
I just saw that. Greedy little bitch I am, I'd love more.