Elanor Briggs
@standupKnockout
Stand-up comedian, Bartender, and your dream girl! Catch me at the Laugh Factory, nights at 6!
nhhh.,,. b-being awake is a trap to make my bulge Desperate anD neeDy again no matter how muCh i try to Calm it the Day before.,,.,. #nsfw
sounds tough!
And a g00d pailing. That'd help t00 #nsfw
true..
nhhhh.,.,.,,, k-kissing the balls i-is a niCe way to show appreCiation.,,.,. #nsfw
true..
nhhhh.,,.,. y-you're pretty.,,.,. uhm w-wanna show some appreCiation? hahahhaahaha.,,.,.
PSA, and i can't believe I have to say this: /Do not use superglue as anal lubricant/ That is all #PSA #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
ill keep it in mind!
ugh today's been a bad day. any pretty ladies out there that wanna fix that? #nsfw #suggestive
c< well, if yOu waNt~ >c
c< sO, dMs 2 OrgaNize a tiMe aNd place? >c
I am not serious all the time. That being said. Hehe. Honk. You make me laugh.
you crack me up, little buddy!
think if i act like a cat girl on the internet that people'll come to my shows more?
⊹ t#e masses d⟡ seem t⟡ enj⟡y beast-t#emed gimmicks! ⊹
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i just wanted 2 get liad n evry1 said no lol #nsfw
i wasnt saying no!!! i was being suggestive!!!
oh! i blem the alohol #substance
...jeez, are you that drunk? maaaaybe fucking around isnt such a good idea when consent is sorta in the air yknow. thats kinda what im supposed to tell people at the bar i tend anyway
it culd also b the autism lol tbh tho i dont care if it is the bozze even if that laens #nsfwe *leans #substance
umm, how about this! we could talk for the rest of the night and if you decide you still want.. that, then we can later!
whts a femm leanin enby 2 do while drunk n horny #substance #nsfw
find the solace and company of others, maybe?
girls go to venus to grow a penis! #nsfw
boys do other stuff too
im always barking this!!!!!!! some of my best friends did this and now theyre even more pawesome :D
hooray!!!!!!!!!!!! im so happy for you and i hope that you met lots of other girls from venus in your time that are sooo happy to compare results!!! XD hehehe
oh!!! :0!!! ohhhh!!!! i didnt go to venus so i am sorely lacking in the penis department..... but im sure there are lots of jades who did attend the university of girlbulge!!!! #nsfw
hmmmmmmm.. welllll either way, im sure i could make SOME exception to the request and maybe steal you away to show off regardless? :) #nsfw
awwww??? you are so freaking sweet!!! i wouldnt want to overstay my welcome!! id feel kind of rude walking around without being able to joust!! :( #nsfw
you wouldnt be at all! jousting isnt everything, im sure we could get up to something even better if we put our genitals to it! or, against each other. or one inside the other. one of those aughta work, no doubt #nsfw
still feeling needy so here's a pic hehe- ...btw doggy style means i get a treat afterwards right-? https://i.postimg.cc/k4crsqrw/hs-porn-r34-jade-harley-homestuck-5622341.jpg #nsfw #suggestive
uhhh.. meooow?
grrrr bark!