#teamchud
i forgot to add that even though @glitteringAcuity did not make it as a #teamchud member or an associate i would still like to play troll magic the gathering together and also see your super GIGA expensive card. thanks.
okay. there has been MUCH much discussion between current #teamchud members. we'VE read through many of the awesome responses from people (which we are super thankful for) and have come to the conclusion on who will be drafted to team chud. the newest team chud members are... vesica anelus @bulgeCurator costar treign @surlyTabloid neeiht megane @gachikoisChic please get your team chud badges at your earliest convenience. in addition to this, we'VE also added a few people who have applied to team chud, but didn'T quite make the cut, as "team chud associates", currently pascal and sylink (@singul...Read more
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < How t'WRITE KISSIN!!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Well settle in now, bless yer pumperfelt soul, ewe got the barest bones of a moment here...and that's worth recognizin'!!! Two souls findin' each other in the space between pumperstrikes. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I love it!!! I friggin' love it!!! This is the perfect parchment t'start pennin' yer adventerror, cartographers WISH they had a map this good t'topographically tip th'hat of where t'go and what to cover next!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But honey, we ain't just plantin' expired seed here, we're growin' a whole garden of feels. ALL the feels. Y'gotta feel 'em. Get a r...Read more
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡...Read more
2lept iin untiil way pa2t miidniight and now ii mii22ed the 2tream ii wa2 lookiing forward two watchiing. fuck my chud liife #teamchud or whatever
Despite the coommoon miscoonceptioon i have never kissed oor toouched Phuntr
Wasn't mentiooned in Chittr slander videoo besides #teamchud 🙏 Goog is gooood my poosts are awesoome Persoonal favoorite bits are Burais, Gloooomweiss and Casper thoo
I keep hearing phantoom Troollcoord nootificatioons when i'm oout soo take it as a reasoon why am i still alloowed in #teamchud despite being soocial and physically attractive
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-<you love my posts when they're on concupiscent anon but hate them when they come from me. you think my jokes are hilarious when phuntr or kryqus are retelling them but ignore them when i post them myself. you get down on your knees and beg phuntr to join the team that i started. you're all about #teamchud until its founder rolls up and then it's just awkward silence. i hope the guynax premiership allows you an opportunity to appreciate everything i have done without the awkward baggage of me being attached to it.>-
-<an open letter, to @consequentlyOblique. Phuntr. I used to think we were close. For a while, I genuinely felt pale towards you. Even though I was a lesbian. You seemed to get me like nobody else really did. We had our banter and our back and forth but you were with me through thick and thin and I really did appreciate that. You were, for a time, my closest friend. Do you know why I formed #teamchud? So I'd have an excuse to get closer to you. So I'd have an excuse to spend more time hanging out with you. So you'd have a reason to look my way. I have given nights of my life to this project, set up ...Read more
#TeamChudElection UPDATE! Voting is now closed. I added a little extra time for those who may have been filling out their ballot at the stated closing time. It will take me time to organize the votes, as the official count totaled over 100 votes. Great work, everyone. Now it is time for the three main candidates to decide amongst themselves; should only votes of #TeamChud count, or should all votes be counted regardless of affiliation? I will, of course, be ensuring no voter fraud occured. Please discuss amongst yourselves, @consequentlyOblique, @naughtyTechnician, and @tentativelyTenebrous,...Read more
Now I know damn well there are not 50+ members of #TeamChud. Regardless, voting for the #TeamChudElection ends in five minutes. https://forms.gle/8VNF6Akugf7hAtaAA
#TEAMCHUDELECTION UPDATE! One hour remains! One hour to get your votes in—Currently, Burais is in the lead by a SINGLE VOTE. #TeamChud members, I encourage you to cast your ballots quickly! https://forms.gle/dVZLin4ta3Cywze58
-<i formed this team. i got us our badge. i set up the group chat. i gave us everything. and this is how you repay me? well, i hope it's worth it. enjoy leading everything i built, @consequentlyOblique and @naughtyTechnician. i hope you enjoy it more than you enjoyed being friends with me - because evidently you didn't enjoy the latter very much at all. youve successfully forced me out of #teamchud.>-
#TEAMCHUDELECTION UPDATE Only TWO HOURS until voting closes. PHUNTR and BURAIS are currently tied, with KRYQUS very close behind by a single vote. I encourage all #TeamChud members to cast their votes quickly! Voting ends at 7Pm, Earth Standard Time. https://forms.gle/TfeMQFbvwJaLRJBv9
An update on #TeamChudElection Phuntr is currently ahead by a single vote. Approximately four hours until the voting is finalized. Members of #TeamChud, I encourage you to vote as soon as possible. Obviously, your name or other identifier is required to cast your vote. Your Chittr.ing handle is sufficient, should you choose to use it. https://forms.gle/qrm9tah1gRqL3GiP6 Everyone else: Thank you for your patience at this time.
Phuntr is currently in the lead for the #TeamChudElection. Members of #TeamChud, I encourage you all to vote! Every vote counts!
in REGARDS to the recent #TEAMCHUD elections i just have to say: hello fellow alternian this you should vote me i leave power, good thank you, thaank youuu if you vote me, im hot taxes, theyll be lower, son the demochuddical vote for me is right thing to do, chittr sooo dooo
Reminder that #TeamChud voting closes soon. Put your votes in now if you have not already done so! Especially if you are a member of TeamChud—please for the love of Gog vote if you're a current member of Team Chud. https://forms.gle/rkiyeeBmHjASmEfk7
hello awesome users of chittr. phuntr guynax of the #phunt party here to signal boost voting for the #teamchud elections today. they'LL be closing a little later so please do get your votes in while you still can. thanks. https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/1d29e3ec-62d5-4af8-add3-b5bf56a3d400
Pascal asked me too make yoou sure yoou guys stay away and woon't fuck up her plan with rescuing this Nootaye Hiblud guy soo like idk goo eat a burger i guess @tentativelyTenebroous @coonsequentlyOoblique @universallyCoonquering @gooldenGigabyte @militaristicGeek @isoolatedWreckage @criticalCoonspiracist we doon't have any moore members right #teamchud #wooke
just saying. the day i added 2 new members to #teamchud my new member and i immediately organized a crack team (phuntr'S angels) to eviscerate some shithead AND saved a life. that'S the #phunt difference right there.
hey. just a reminder for people that the #teamchud elections have been extended and are still ongoing. while i would eagerly accept your vote, it'S more important that your voice is heard regardless of who you vote for. but i do really hope it is me. please. please vote for me. please fucking... PLEASE https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/1d29e3ec-62d5-4af8-add3-b5bf56a3d400
I wooke up at nearly 6am because i felt that soomeoone is talking aboout me oon Chittr oonly too learn that Phuntr just simply can't take the L and Burais had too put me in simulatioon just too oovercoome her pettiness by watching me getting killed by Troollbama First oof all it's fucking embarrassing i am the demoocratically vooted leader oof #teamchud and secoond my allies my cloosest friends i ask foor yoour suppoort in the roound twoo oof #TeamChudElectioon noot because i want too keep the leadership that bad but because that woould be really funny if Phuntr did all that and loost again. Get #KRYQU...Read more
Okay new #TeamChud voting I guess. I don't really know. This is Private Sector stuff so I don't really have any authority here, I'm just doing this for the love of the game. Closes in 24 hours, on June 3rd at 7PM Earth Standard Time. Voting is anonymous. Main three candidates are @naughtyTechnician, @consequentlyOblique, and @tentativelyTenebrous. https://forms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
hello all. phuntr guynax from the #phunt party for the #teamchud elections. this is an open letter to @barackObama regarding the previously held elections. while i appreciate the fact that he stepped in as a well-known authority in elections to give the whole thing a little more weight, he has claimed to do so as a 3rd party, and i cannot in good conscience accept this. 1. the candidates: for one, the poll allowed users to vote for three candidates, @naughtyTechnician @tentativelyTenbrous and myself. of course, we are the three main candidates, yet there was an "i just want to vote option", and an "ot...Read more
Ookay nevermind i have too poostpoone my first oorders as new elected leader oof #teamchud (spooiler: Burais woould have too goo too Grubdoonalds oor whatever fastfooood chain restaurant she has wherever she is right noow and oorder a cheeseburger with singular pickle because i doon't knoow if she likes them and i doon't want too make her cry but i still want too cause minoor incoonvenience and Phuntr woould have too wear a sexy maid dress) because i just learned that Poosnah died
LMAОО? Meet the new leader oof #teamchud peoople Thank yoou everyoone whoo has vooted and expressed suppoort foor me and suck my bulge if yoou didn't HAHAHAHA YОLОООООООООО
#TEAMCHUD ELECTION RESULTS! burais karleh: 5.9 % phuntr guynax: 11.8 % I’m not in Team Chud nor do I care about any of this, I just like to vote: 11.8 % Other: 42.2 % [All votes in this category were single votes for individuals, meaning no one had a higher percentage than 5.8 %] And the leader of #TeamChud has been democratically voted as @naughtyTechnician, aka Kryqus, with 29.4 %
THROUGH DEMOCRATIC MEANS, the leader of #TeamChud has been decided. I am tallying the votes now.
The voting for #TeamChud will conclude shortly. Be sure to get all your votes in. Or maybe it won’t conclude, I don’t really know. I’m not in charge of them I’m just doing it for the love of the game.
The Great #TeamChud Schism…
Okay. So when you’re putting your name in to vote, you shouldn’t put your name as “Leader of #TeamChud” with no other identifying information. Just an FYI.
I don’t know much about #TeamChud but I do love democracy. Vote! https://forms.gle/7FZpfvLXBzonDLJHA
I HAVE TO COME CLEAN. I’M NOT A MEMBER OF #TEAMCHUD. I’VE BEEN LARPING #TEAMCHUD FIR THE PAST 10 MINUTES FOR INTERNET POINTS.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i ca11 them my chud1ingz becauze t0 me watching team chud iz very zimi1ar t0 watching a terrarium experimentt. tru1y fazcinating behavi0ur att timez. #teamchud [END MESSAGE]
ngl i was told that kryqus was #teamchud leader in mc idk wtf this is all about @naughtyTechnician did u lie 2 me in minecraft?
I am the real leader oof #teamchud because i am stupid i have never been emplooyed in my life i am a virgin and i doon't goo oout soo that makes the the purest chud Phuntr and Burais are just larping as chuds
@consequentlyOblique Can I join #TeamChud? I Love Teamwork!
in lieu of the new #teamchud members @imJunior would you be able to give the team chud (job application) badge to @isolatedWreckage and @criticalConspiracist when you get a chance, please? thanks in advance bud.
-<fuck. phuntrs packing the house of chuds. does anyone want to join #teamchud. you must be loyal to me and not phuntr. we need to take down the phuntr guynax faction.>-
hello all. you'LL be happy to hear that #teamchud has been scouring the great site of chittr and we are EXPANDING our horizons with two new awesome members that will be joining the team (with no actual responsibilities. so.) both are, as you would expect, unemployed. we have @isolatedWreckage (willingly) and @criticalConspiracist (potentially unwillingly) joining the team!!! please give a raucous applause to them. remember if you, too, are unemployed and kind of cool, you may also have the ability to join #teamchud in the future. but don'T be weird about it. ok? okay. thanks everyone.
big #teamchud announcement today. no we will not be disbanding
c< wait.... evil #teaMcHud? is tHere gONNa be aN #evilteaMcHud sOON? dO i gOtta apply 2 be aN #evilteaMcHud MeMber? >c
ok doing this just to round out the #teamchud cast here. do i, phuntr guynax, give off top or bottom vibes? #nsfw
@mazterCuller @genocidalDictator if #teamchud iz a thing then i dont zee a problem with uz making #teamneet a thing (*´･ω･)
It seems #teamchud has had some sort of crashout. Kind of pathetic actually. Good thing I'm not one of them haha. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
#phuntasks anon asks "when will We be getting the long awaited sequel, "Phuntr Guynax 2"" - phuntr guynax will return in "team chud: endgame" #teamchud https://forms.gle/P921ygQtdgKY1PHEA
K--<i have filed a request to have my bulge rated. #teamchud get excited
K--<"ooh... i am phunting it... i am phunting it SO GOOD!!!" has been the topic of the #teamchud trollian room for like 70% of the time its been active