#phuntasks

#phuntasks karma asks "wsg stranger wag's my fuckin tail" -hey man dont tell me what to do asks "burps loudly o bruv i forgot wat i was even in here for lol anyway how does jt feel 2 be a loser could Not be Me" - your lack of memory is actually like astounding to me. not a thought going on in that pan of yours.

#phuntasks @xxScenegrlxx asks "xx_PHUNTR_DO_YUO_HAV_A_FAVORITE_MOVIE?_xx" -there are a lot of movies that i do like so it is hard to just pick one. to name a few, i like "drive", "superbad" and "do the right thing". no asks "have you ever been called a cuntr like as an insult or serving cuntr please answer thanks dude" -i haven'T so you could actually be the first troll to innovate such a unique and thought provoking nickname COSTAR (@surlyTabloid) asks "IF YOU HAD TO PICK A COLOR WHERE EVERYTHING OF THAT COLOR SHOWS YOUR NAME ON IT WHICH COLOR WOULD IT BE AND WHY? FOR ME IT WOULD DEFINITELY BE GREEN...Read more

#phuntasks I hope you die one of these days asks "Were you actually being serious about that??" -BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! that'S good. got a big smile on my face. @masterCuller slide my dms and find out buddy https://forms.gle/kKfHRSF24hhk4kLM6

alright drop a couple in here for me before i have something to eat #phuntasks https://forms.gle/NiF6xWXa3WyrcFrE6

#phuntasks plum blossom bladekind asks "Have you ever considered embracing the potential of meditation and body refinement? Refining your meridians, accumulating Qi, maybe macking on the beauties of the imperial palace?" - i make one post about someone cultivating and all of a sudden i'M being invited to join the three kingdoms. but yes i would do all of those. i'D lounge around in the imperial palace while the beauties feed me the finest delicacies one by one, before eventually dying after my most trusted advisor stabs me in the back to take control of my wide and bountiful trade routes for himself. ...Read more

#phuntasks Anon asks "Do you think you have an ancestor? Or do you think thats just highblood nonsense made up to make the elite jerk each other off." - i don'T think it'S just some nonsense. i'VE not done much research into my ancestor, though. i'LL tell you what we did find out though - he was titled "The Unstable". stuck as a battery. hitting either max capacity or putting out nothing at all. no inbetween. i like to imagine he was kind of a party boy too. hence the name. kind of cool. thanks for this question. amomymous asks "DO you approve of that message?" - for the time being, yes. i approve...Read more

#phuntasks anon asks "when will We be getting the long awaited sequel, "Phuntr Guynax 2"" - phuntr guynax will return in "team chud: endgame" #teamchud https://forms.gle/P921ygQtdgKY1PHEA

#phuntasks just because i have one sititng here and it'S from chchow @xxScenegrlxx asks "xx_HAI_PHUNTR_WATZ_UR_FAV_KINDA_BREKFAST_FOOD_ASKING_FOR_YUMY_BREAKFSBT_REASONS_xx" - it depends. some day'S i like a big full fucking meal. hogbeast meat, toast, eggs, that kinda stuff. some days it'S just pancakes. other days a monster energy (sometimes with a cigarette if i'M feeling whacky). https://forms.gle/yjfbpDLkqtMNtpmo6

#phuntasks got a few more of these in the burner. anon asks "do you like BOYYYSSSSS heheheheh" - yeah dude. i swing all ways. shoot your shot @grimbarkGuardian asks "shes ok right? i just want to make sure... also tell her that when shes ready to come out again i might have a name!!" - will do. also follow me so you don'T have to ask in a fucking public form next time https://forms.gle/QbkknXnbADWPx1y57

#phuntasks Anon asks "DO YOU HATE ME????" - no. i don'T. kys asks "Why do you hate me" masterCuller obviously hi hello. asks "Why" - pretty sure these are both you so addressing them at once. i don'T. @tiptappingApathy asks "⬭ what is ewer favorite game. ⬭" - i find myself quite partial to most independent games. either the binding of troll isaac, or the lesser known la mulana. i also like metal gear solid 3: slitherbeast eater. The Ghoul asks "You got any chips in your hive?" - i am currently in possession of four sunset sasparilla star bottlecaps. anon asks "boooo you suck" - just ad...Read more

give me exactly 3. maybe 4 questions. thanks. then i'LL be busy so you do NOT want to miss this once in a lifetime chance to ask phuntr guynax ANYTHING #phuntasks https://forms.gle/NaPgHzSjimNisAKL8

okay last ones for now #phuntasks @realdraculaFlow asks "turned his mother into a butternut squash tried to cook her shit was fire with salt saw homie blowing rings with his skooma bros, so I sliced em up, ready for the pot who wouldnt do the same" -told him his bitch looked like a walnut the way i'M constantly trying to crack her anon asked "With who you would pail from teamchud?" - you'D think this is the same as the other question, but it'S actually different! i won'T give any specific answers as to not ruin the #shippers out there. but i'D pail maybe two of them. potentially a 3rd but it...Read more

okay. if we hit ten i'LL stop for a little bit since i think the feed is coming alive a little more (that means after this, 2 more questoins). #phuntasks anonymous asks "fuck marry kill teamchud members you can do more than one in terms of fucking marrying or killing #nsfw" - i was thinking of adding some preface to what i mean by these answers but it'S funnier to give them to you raw @naughtyTechnician - marry @nicheLarper - kill @militaristicGeek - marry @goldenGigabyte - marry @tentativelyTenebrous - pail @graciousChampion asks "do you rub your little phuntr up and down until goo comes out...Read more

realized i should tag these #phuntasks so you can mute it if you don'T give a fuck. @computerCannibal asks "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER VIRUS?? XD" - i find myself quite partial to a trojan in terms of the delivery method, and in terms of the actual virus, i think keyloggers are cool. 'yourMove' (not a real account) asks "If you were challenged to a shadow game (a mystically enhanced game where you die if you get caught cheating or lose) what game would you prefer it be?" - classic question. my cop out answer would be something like "a coin flip" because i'M under the impression the odds are pret...Read more