#teamchudelection
did you guys know that former prez andrew jackson famously almost unfounded america andy j was up for reelection it was between andrew and like two guys there were also a few lesser notable write in candidates but those never win anyway anyway so andrew basically goes "if i win this election i am disbanding america" "i was here when america started i founded it and i even proposed there being boxes and lines on our official badge which was an idea only i could ever have" "so i deserve to be in charge of it still i think" "and also if anyone leaves its because we had a situationship that didnt go ...Read more
Let me be clear, there were NUMEROUS fraudulent ballots during the #TeamChudElection. The next election I hold, I will not be so lenient and will disregard all ballots suspected of fraud. This will likely result in three votes total, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make for the democratic process. Voter fraud is a federal offense. Thank you.
Ookay i think i can stoop crying noow i will make a vent art aboout loosing #TeamChudElectioon later
! WE HAVE A WINNER FOR THE #TEAMCHUDELECTION ! The new, DEMOCRATICALLY elected leader, has been chosen to be @consequentlyOblique. To the other two candiates; you all put up a strong fight. There was much excellent campaigning to be had. To all who voted: thank YOU the most! Your input matters most. Okay now I'm finally done with all the Chudposting, Jegus.
#TEAMCHUDELECTION OKAY FINE THE RESULTS ARE IN JEGUS. Obviously I'm not gonna post them until all three are online. Peer pressure works. RESULTS WILL BE POSTED AT 5:00PM, EARTH STANDARD TIME.
You've got to be shitting me. #TeamChudElection
#TEAMCHUDELECTION votes for everyone will be counted, as per the candidates Results will be posted ?? I dunno. Tomorrow? Friday? Before #FightNight. Yeah, at the very least before #FightNight. Thank you all for your time.
#TeamChudElection UPDATE! Voting is now closed. I added a little extra time for those who may have been filling out their ballot at the stated closing time. It will take me time to organize the votes, as the official count totaled over 100 votes. Great work, everyone. Now it is time for the three main candidates to decide amongst themselves; should only votes of #TeamChud count, or should all votes be counted regardless of affiliation? I will, of course, be ensuring no voter fraud occured. Please discuss amongst yourselves, @consequentlyOblique, @naughtyTechnician, and @tentativelyTenebrous,...Read more
well. voting'S up. i have a big bottle of fucking champagne next to me if i win, and 3 litres of vodka if i lose. it'S out of my fucking hands now. thank you for everyone who voted, regardless of who you voted for. sorry if anyone got annoyed by all this outreach but it was important. and a special thanks to the #phuntheads out there. also thank you, of course, to @barackObama for crunching the numbers on this. #teamchudelection #substance
It's almoost here. Last chance too voote foor me as the king oof this digital jungle. If i win yoou are all invited too my sexy afterparty #TeamChudElectioon https://foorms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
Now I know damn well there are not 50+ members of #TeamChud. Regardless, voting for the #TeamChudElection ends in five minutes. https://forms.gle/8VNF6Akugf7hAtaAA
#TEAMCHUDELECTION UPDATE! One hour remains! One hour to get your votes in—Currently, Burais is in the lead by a SINGLE VOTE. #TeamChud members, I encourage you to cast your ballots quickly! https://forms.gle/dVZLin4ta3Cywze58
So what are the stated goals and principles of the runners for #teamchudelection ? These people are starting to seem a little performative. Make sure to like and subscribe for more posts.
VOTE FOR US. #TEAMCHUDELECTION
I think you should vote for me in #te★mchudelection It would be so funny.
Oonly twoo hoours remain! My felloow alternians i believe we can doo this toogether shoow me soome SUPPООRT oon #TeamChudElectioon #KRYQUSSWEEP https://foorms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
#TEAMCHUDELECTION UPDATE Only TWO HOURS until voting closes. PHUNTR and BURAIS are currently tied, with KRYQUS very close behind by a single vote. I encourage all #TeamChud members to cast their votes quickly! Voting ends at 7Pm, Earth Standard Time. https://forms.gle/TfeMQFbvwJaLRJBv9
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-<vote burais in the #teamchudelection i FORMED this team i have given my LIFE for this team>-
the polls are NECK AND FUCKING NECK. you have to vote now. history WILL change depending on the outcome of the #teamchudelection
Yoou leave me noo oother chooice. If Phuntr wins i am gooing too pail with him #nsfw #TeamChudElectioon
if anyone hasn'T voted yet in the #teamchudelection now is the time to get your vote in. i figure they'LL be closing pretty soon so make your voice heard. #stopthesteal https://forms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
An update on #TeamChudElection Phuntr is currently ahead by a single vote. Approximately four hours until the voting is finalized. Members of #TeamChud, I encourage you to vote as soon as possible. Obviously, your name or other identifier is required to cast your vote. Your Chittr.ing handle is sufficient, should you choose to use it. https://forms.gle/qrm9tah1gRqL3GiP6 Everyone else: Thank you for your patience at this time.
IN REGARDS TO #TEAMCHUDELECTION You MUST put your name for the ballot to count. Your ballot will not be counted if your name is not present. - Please note: "dave 1," "dave 2," "dave 3," (this pattern continued until "dave 12"), do not count as a name. You must be identifiable. Also, you skipped "dave 11."
Phuntr is currently in the lead for the #TeamChudElection. Members of #TeamChud, I encourage you all to vote! Every vote counts!
I HAVE _O HOOFBEAST I_ THIS ЯRACE. I VOTED PHU_TЯR BECAUSE HIS _AME IS THE O_LY O_E THAT DOES_'T PISS ME OFF WHE_ I ЯREAD IT. #TEAMCHUDELECTIO_
I am soo winning this #TeamChudElectioon
Time too cast yoour vooice everyoone! Voote foor yoour favoorite indigoocel in the secoond roound oof #TeamChudElectioon! #KRYQUSSWEEP https://foorms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
I doon't particularly enjooy y'all encoouraging me too nail Phuntr too the wall #TeamChudElectioon
My Evil Oorb oof Hoorroor tries too give me advice oon hoow too win the #TeamChudElectioon. Hoow doo i tell it that "nailing Phuntr too the wall" is noot goonna help me get elected again 8/
For the record I wrote in C★tholic Doc Scr★tch #te★mchudelection
The Phuntrganda tries too guilttrip yoou intoo vooting him while i am just naturally awesoome and charming. He asks foor a voote in exchange foor Trooll Tacoo Bell? Gooood luck getting yoour cheesy rooll-up LMAОО #TeamChudElectioon
Get ready too watch me take the croown again because i'm awesoome and i knoow better than begging foor a rematch oof coompletely fair vooting #TeamChudElectioon #KRYQUSSWEEP
I wooke up at nearly 6am because i felt that soomeoone is talking aboout me oon Chittr oonly too learn that Phuntr just simply can't take the L and Burais had too put me in simulatioon just too oovercoome her pettiness by watching me getting killed by Troollbama First oof all it's fucking embarrassing i am the demoocratically vooted leader oof #teamchud and secoond my allies my cloosest friends i ask foor yoour suppoort in the roound twoo oof #TeamChudElectioon noot because i want too keep the leadership that bad but because that woould be really funny if Phuntr did all that and loost again. Get #KRYQU...Read more
I loove demoocracy #TeamChudElectioon #IWoonByTheWay #EveryooneCheers #KissMyAss