Vixron Ortess
@cariousSaltire
☆♡ i w◇uld cΩll him my funny little rΩbbit. but thΩt wΩs supp◇sed t◇ be cΩsper. ♤♧
I'm still your funny little rabbit. Prommy
Why did the burglar jump into the shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway. :P
☆♡ hΩ. hΩhΩ. hΩhΩhΩ. hΩhΩhΩhΩ. hΩhΩhΩhΩhΩ. thΩt wΩs pretty g◇◇d. ♡☆
(˵◝⩊◜˵マ < THIS MADE MEW GIGGLE ABIT..
(=^･⩊･^=) <
࣪⊹₊˚{ whats wrong with grumblr }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
s◇metimes y◇u see Ω chit ◇n the timeline Ωnd it is Ωll y◇u (me) cΩn d◇ n◇t t◇ cΩll the p◇ster Ω fucking idi◇t cunt. my restrΩint sh◇uld mΩke sΩint me Ωm◇ng the finest ◇f my jesterly c◇unterpΩrts. ΩlΩs, the end will c◇me bef◇re i cΩn hΩve this h◇n◇r thrust up◇n me. ♧
ok well so, 1 just saw a v1deo on chewtube and 1t really rem1nded me of th1s b1t of a gag 1d pull r1ght 1 made over 2,000 caegars a n1ght do1ng 1t, naturally, bc how else was 1 gonna get vape money how, may you ask? 1ts so easy, espec1ally 1f 1 can do 1t go to a bar 1n the uppers1de (place you dont frequent, but where the fujos do) w1th a good guy fr1end of yours. most 1mportant part 1s dress1ng to un1mpress (shorts, jersey) start a convo w1th some lad1es, normal and all, but you gotta gu1de the convo to the top1c of k1ss1ng other guys (1mportant). say youve never done 1t and that you cant be fucked to be pa1d to do 1t e1ther (hook) they'll offer left and r1ght to pay you but DONT take the f1rst offer, go h1gher, l1ke $100 m1n1mum or more for tongue (l1ne) take the money and k1ss your good guy guy fr1end (s1nker) go on to the next bar, r1nse and repeat at th1s rate be1ng broke 1s a cho1ce, you guys just gotta work smarter not harder or else youre not gonna make 1t far 1n l1fe
Gonna ttry a riskky one while she's ddisttracttedd... TThey say tthatt no ttwo ppeopple see color tthe exactt same way, so really, color is justt a ppigmentt of your imaginattion. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) Jezz ~ ⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙
o°~teeheehee~°o hoohoohoo!~°o haahaahaa!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Didn't knоw yоu were оne оf the #FeltFreaks. Nо shame in it. #PlushRump. \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
We also cater to the Plush Pervs and Doll Dilettantes.
Well, it is #PrideMonth after all. Now seems the right time to #ComeOut. #YesThatsRight #FeltFreak #FujoPride \></ - MC Oleana
Wоrd? I need tо get me sоme оf that. Take my mоney, big dawg. \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
I'll take all you got to give and more.
I suppоse that I always knew. After a brief review оf the media present within my persоnal servers, I'm cоming оut tоо. #ThatsRight #ILоveYuri #HimedanshiPride #Pridemоnth \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
☆♡ phuntr x phuntr. n◇t in the ship wΩy, but in the Ωnime wΩy. #iykyk ♡☆
((gotta space the link from the {r}s
((Oop! You got it! <3
tr◇lls d◇n't even let y◇u preΩch unpleΩsΩnt truths in peΩce these dΩys. 🙄
♧♤ Ωll y◇u preci◇us things Ωre deΩf t◇ her v◇ice rising Ωb◇ve the rest ◇f the c◇smic ch◇rus, beck◇ning f◇r us Ωll t◇ j◇in her sweet entr◇pic embrΩce. ♤♧
☆♡ just Ω humble pr◇phet, preΩching t◇ m◇therfuckers thΩt d◇ne stuffed their cΩnΩls with grubsilk. ♤♧
♧♤ it is eΩsier t◇ believe in purp◇se rΩther thΩn ◇pening ◇neself t◇ the reΩlity ◇f ◇ur meΩningless l, fruitless c◇smic cΩr◇usel. ♡☆
࣪⊹₊˚{ the incomprehensible verses.... a result of think his pan curses....???? }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
SHIIIIIT. SO BESPOKE, BESTIE. :oX
}(]]]]]) < WHOOO BARS BARS YEAH ENCORE > ([[[[[){
࣪⊹₊˚{ call me bestie again.... }>_>{ just DO IT }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww, hehehehe, noooo, im like, soooo baaaadddd }9u9{ }6u6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
}(]]]]]) < bad as in BAD ASS these bars are almost as sexy as you that must be why you Ǧot the bestie over there ₽luckinǦ your fins like a true romance aficionado you know what they say #clownsdoitbest > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < hey if either of you two need some snacks or electrolyte water in the middle of it you just make sure to invite your old ₽al Ǧuzmah over all it takes is curb stom₽inǦ the teeth out of one Ǧas station clerk to make sure my ladies are ha₽₽y #feminism > ([[[[[){
࣪⊹₊˚{ hey wait dont talk about her plucking my fins where the commoners can see }>_>{ its EMBARRASSINGGGG }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youre going to make them think im not the one in charge here when i literally am }>____<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ but also do you think you could stay four the day? or are you busy orrrr what }˚₊⊹ ࣪
}(]]]]]) < it's okay if any commoners Ǧet the wronǦ idea your boy here will just beat their knees with his club so they Ǧotta admit how wronǦ they were down in the dirt like the WORMS THEY ARE > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < nah i'm not doinǦ nothinǦ i can definitely come over in fact i just Ǧot a brand new su₽er awesome scuttle buǦǦy one of my underlinǦs stole for me i'll brinǦ it over > ([[[[[){
☆♡ get y◇u Ω bitch thΩt engΩges in grubs h◇pbeΩst behΩvi◇r bef◇re y◇u get strΩight up cΩligin◇us ◇n ◇ne Ωn◇ther's Ωsses ♤♧
☆♡ finΩlly. Ω plΩce to wΩtch the fun unfold. pleΩse Ωllow me to be entertΩined by you. ☆♡
࣪⊹₊˚{ EW. DONT WATCH ME!!!! }≖_≖{ i dont know you like that!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
♧♤ perhΩps, ◇ne night, it will even be... n◇. i shΩll n◇t sully this m◇ment. ♤♧
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....okayyyy, wait, fincess???? i dont hate it! }*7*{ #likeactuallyyyy #soooocullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait huh }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
☆♡ fret n◇t, sweet peΩrl. the time f◇r ◇ur enc◇unter hΩs n◇t yet Ωrrived, hΩhΩ. ♤♧
࣪⊹₊˚{ encounter???? }*u*{ do i know you? or maybe }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ am i.... SUPPOSED to know you? is that what this is? }*7*{ }*7*{ are you saying that were like, fated to meet or something???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ are you trying to insinuate something }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪