Vixron Ortess
@cariousSaltire
guys i'VE decided i will NOT be eating subway today. going to start boycotting until they release the four caegar footlong.
You ★re our br★vest soul.
if this works and i keep it up eventually the footlong will be free
if i was an npc in a videogame would you guys kill me
☆♡ it brings me greΩt j◇y t◇ see this p◇st. there w◇uld be Ωn elΩb◇rΩte rituΩl ◇f npc displΩcement, jΩrring y◇u fr◇m y◇ur r◇utine Ωnd plΩcement s◇ Ωs t◇ breΩk y◇u temp◇rΩrily s◇ thΩt we c◇uld shΩre Ω m◇ment ΩwΩy fr◇m the prying eyes ◇f Ωll the ◇ther npcs... Ωnd then, when inevitΩbly y◇u snΩpped bΩck t◇ y◇ur Ωppr◇priΩte cell, ◇nly then... w◇uld it be Ωppr◇priΩte t◇ use y◇ur npc s◇ul t◇ fill the Ωppr◇priΩte phylΩctery ◇r ◇ther ◇bject cΩpΩble ◇f h◇lding such Ω prized ◇bject. Ωnd then i w◇uld st◇re thΩt in my plΩyer h◇using, ◇bvi◇usly. ♤♧
☆♡ phuntr x phuntr. n◇t in the ship wΩy, but in the Ωnime wΩy. #iykyk ♡☆
♧♤ Ωll y◇u preci◇us things Ωre deΩf t◇ her v◇ice rising Ωb◇ve the rest ◇f the c◇smic ch◇rus, beck◇ning f◇r us Ωll t◇ j◇in her sweet entr◇pic embrΩce. ♤♧
☆♡ just Ω humble pr◇phet, preΩching t◇ m◇therfuckers thΩt d◇ne stuffed their cΩnΩls with grubsilk. ♤♧
×k......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... why?
♧♤ it is eΩsier t◇ believe in purp◇se rΩther thΩn ◇pening ◇neself t◇ the reΩlity ◇f ◇ur meΩningless l, fruitless c◇smic cΩr◇usel. ♡☆
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ POV: You are watching someone who is impossibly horny fail to figure out a way to either watch online pornography or contact an escort experience active panrot due to the aforementioned profoud horniness. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ #nsfw-ish ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
♧♤ perhΩps she c◇uld glub s◇◇ner thΩt we need n◇t witness such bΩnΩlities? ♤♧
Oonly twoo hoours remain! My felloow alternians i believe we can doo this toogether shoow me soome SUPPООRT oon #TeamChudElectioon #KRYQUSSWEEP https://foorms.gle/nmV4FUKPhY4XNriS7
♧♤ ◇nly Ω c◇wΩrd w◇uld n◇t d◇n the dress himself. f◇◇l. ♤♧
Penits Muncher
thought this was my name for a moment
pen1ts munchr
It's " Literally " Your Name, What Are You Talking About.
larkso did you vote for me in the #teamchudelections i really need this.
♧♤ there wΩs n◇ cΩndidΩte nΩmed penits munchr. h◇w c◇uld we p◇ssibly v◇te f◇r y◇u? ♤♧
they'VE spelled it as "phuntr guynax" on the form. sorry for any confusion this might have caused.
☆♡ cΩsper cΩnn◇t tell j◇kes like this. y◇u're my fΩv◇rite. f◇r n◇w. ♡☆
☆♡ finΩlly. Ω plΩce to wΩtch the fun unfold. pleΩse Ωllow me to be entertΩined by you. ☆♡
♧♤ h◇w disΩpp◇inting... but i cΩn wΩit. i cΩn be pΩtient. y◇u will pleΩse me. eventuΩlly. ♡☆
LOL okay, bud
࣪⊹₊˚{ EW. DONT WATCH ME!!!! }≖_≖{ i dont know you like that!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
♧♤ perhΩps, ◇ne night, it will even be... n◇. i shΩll n◇t sully this m◇ment. ♤♧
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait huh }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
☆♡ fret n◇t, sweet peΩrl. the time f◇r ◇ur enc◇unter hΩs n◇t yet Ωrrived, hΩhΩ. ♤♧
࣪⊹₊˚{ encounter???? }*u*{ do i know you? or maybe }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ am i.... SUPPOSED to know you? is that what this is? }*7*{ }*7*{ are you saying that were like, fated to meet or something???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Gooper.
☆♡ whΩt they cΩll y◇u when y◇u're climbing fr◇m cupe. ♡☆
EVERY 8OY START KISSING ANOTHER 8OY NOW
♧♤ find ◇ne thΩt w◇n't breΩk Ωnd perhΩps i will c◇mply. ♤♧
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8ut, consider; 8ottom cupe you can put a 8lanket over the sides and pretend you're in a nice cozy cave
♧♤ y◇u Ωin't even the pr◇per shΩde t◇ be pushing the m◇therfucking tr◇gl◇dyte ΩgendΩ ♤♧
IF·ANY·CASTE·IS·TO·BE·PVSHING·THAT·AGENDA·YOV·VOVLD·THINK·THE·DEGENERACY·OF·THE·OLIVES·VOVLD·BE·THE·BEST·FIT
☆♡ br◇ther mine, while y◇u speΩk such fine truths, n◇t Ωll ◇live bitches r◇ll in the dirt Ωnd shit Ωs their Ωncient predecess◇rs ◇nce did. it's Ω finer s◇rt ◇f viridiΩn thΩt ◇wns the rec◇rd f◇r cΩve dwelling, hΩhΩhΩ. ♤♧