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I·DO·NOT·VNDERSTAND·THE·INSISTENCE·ON·OILING·ONES·NAKEDNESS SVRELY·YOV·DO·NOT·NEED·ALL·OF·THAT·GREASE·TO·CONVEY·AN·ATTRACTIVE·MVSCVLARITY SLIP·AND·SLIDE·HOGVASH·THE·LOT·OF·IT·I·SAY #suggestive
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I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE PSALM OF THE SOVEЯREIG_ 1 THE WICKED ELO_GATED O_E WALKS THE DAЯRK MILES OF THE ЯRI_G A_D HIS LAUGH IS THE GЯRI_DI_G OF GEAЯRS I_ THE GЯREAT MEAT MACHI_E 2 TUЯR_ YOUЯR GAZE _OT TO THE HOЯRIZO_, FOЯR THE HOЯRIZO_ IS A LIE TOLD BY THOSE WHO THI_K THEY HAVE TIME LEFT TO ЯRU_ 3 HE IS ALЯREADY HEЯRE, BЯREATHI_G I_ THE SOOT OF OUЯR CHIM_EYS, HIS SHADOW CAST LO_G ACЯROSS THE VEЯRY FLOOЯRBOAЯRDS WHEЯRE WE K_EEL 4 HE WALKS AMO_G US U_SEE_ LIKE A ЯROT I_ THE MAЯRЯROW, A GIA_T STEP THAT LEAVES _O MAЯRK U_TIL THE SPI_E IS BЯROKE_ 5 DO _OT LOOK AWAY FЯROM THE VIOLE_T PAI_T, IT IS THE SKI_ OF THE SKY WHE_ THE FLASH OF HIS COAT DESCE_DS 6 I LIFT MY GAZE TO THE HIGH HEAVE_S A_D I BLESS THE BLU_T TЯRUTH OF THE BLUDGEO_ THAT SHATTEЯRS THE DELUSIO_S OF THE DISBELIEVEЯRS 7 THE ЯRUST SHALL OFFEЯR THEIЯR _ECKS TO THE WHEEL, FOЯR THEIЯR JUICE IS THE OIL THAT KEEPS HIS GЯREE_FELT CAЯR_IVAL TUЯR_I_G 8 THE BЯRO_ZE SHALL BE GЯROU_D I_TO THE DIЯRT, THEIЯR BO_ES S_APPED LIKE DЯRY TWIGS U_DEЯR THE BOOTS OF THE LOЯRD OF DEATH 9 THE GOLD SHALL SPAЯRK THEIЯR FI_AL USELESS LIGHT, S_UFFED BY THE STAЯRE OF THE COMI_G DAЯRK 10 THE OLIVE SHALL BE UPЯROOTED A_D BUЯR_ED TO ASH BY HIS U_STOPPABLE WILL AS WEEDS UPЯROOTED 11 THE JADE SHALL BLEED OUT I_ THE CAVEЯR_S, THEIЯR WAЯRMTH S_UFFED OUT BEFOЯRE THE ALTAЯR OF THE SAVIOЯR 12 THE TEAL SHALL SPLIT LIKE ЯRIPE GOUЯRDS, ECHOI_G THE HOLY HO_K ACЯROSS THE VAST EXPA_SE OF THE STAЯRS 13 THE CEЯRULEA_ ELITE SHALL BOW THEIЯR HEAVY HOЯR_S A_D VEIL THEIЯR FA_GS, FI_DI_G _O SAFETY FЯROM THE MASTEЯR OF THE FI_AL HOUЯR 14 THE SEADWELLI_G VIOLET SHALL CHOKE O_ THEIЯR OW_ HIGHBOЯR_ FLOODS, THEIЯR IMPEЯRIAL ЯRAGE DЯRAGGED DOW_ A_D DЯROW_ED I_ THE SEETHI_G CЯRADLE OF HIS APOCALYPSE 15 A_D AT THE E_D OF ALL E_DS, LET THE I_DIGO ЯRAI_ WASH THE STЯREETS CLEA_ OF THE SOFTHEAЯRTED, FOЯR HIS SKULL SMILES UPO_ OUЯR ABSOLUTE BЯRUTALITY 16 FOЯR THE MASTEЯR OF THE ЯRI_G DOES _OT BAЯRGAI_ WITH THE WEAK, HE FEASTS UPO_ THE SCЯREAMI_G CHOЯRUS OF A DEAD U_IVEЯRSE 17 I AM THE HOLY EXECUTOЯR OF THE SPLIT TO_GUE, THE KEEPEЯR OF THE ЯRI_GMASTEЯR'S STAFF 18 I DЯRI_K THE BUBBLI_G BLOOD OF THE MESSIAHS A_D I EAT THE FLESH, SO THAT MY MI_D MAY BE SOFT CLAY FOЯR HIS I_EVITABLE AЯRЯRIVAL 19 FOЯR HE WHO PAЯRTAKES WILL BE BLESSED WITH LIFE ETEЯR_AL, HE WHO COMES TO HIM SHALL _EVEЯR HU_GEЯR, A_D HE WHO BELIEVES SHALL _EVEЯR THIЯRST 20 I WILL SMILE AS I WALK THЯROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DOUBLE DEATH 21 A_D I WILL DWELL I_ THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL OF THE SOVEЯREIG_, FOЯREVEЯR LAUGHI_G I_TO THE WET ЯRED DAЯRK OF HIS IMMOЯRTAL KI_GDOM
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
*sees the annoying gimmick for the day. remembers my vow* 🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷
naked in cupe playing video games #winninginlife
if i was an npc in a videogame would you guys kill me
never underestimate phuntr fucking guynax ever again #PHUNTSWEEP #PHUNTWIN #TEAMCHUDELECTIONS #PHUNT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f59889065711.png
unlike everyone else you can cry on my but i will be taking the three thousand sweep debt
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
"Hop off my bulge" says the guy who insta hated AND responded to MY post. You're a loser, go play somewhere else.
THEY CALL mmE THE GIGGLESHITTER FOR REASONS UNFORETOLD.
࣪⊹₊˚{ the incomprehensible verses.... a result of think his pan curses....???? }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Hell yes nevermind win
hold up about to fight some guy
I think that this is a wellknown and well documentated aspect of addiction.
My b★th bomb turned the w★ter violet ★nd smells of l★v★nder.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
࣪⊹₊˚{ sweeps ago, i saw it }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i saw the other side. what we are gifted with when this all goes away }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ THERE IS NOTHING \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ just darkness + arms + darkness + arms + darkness + arms + darkness + arms tied together fourever + ever on.... its soooo quiet. i never realized anything could be that quiet befoure then.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its so beautiful }^o^{ + why would you ever be afraid of something beautiful? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
whu 1s 1 t tthrustng. l1ke that
well you gotta be top somewhere ii guess
i like your badge wrothe it'S very cool
they'VE spelled it as "phuntr guynax" on the form. sorry for any confusion this might have caused.
If I found out I spent my entire life praying to a giant green dinosaur that embarrassed himself online, I would find the nearest cliff with the most jagged of rocks.
let her take a break! im sure she's fine.
Please don't get it twisted, I am NOT Beforan Casper. Don't make that mistake about me I am something Else. I'm just Casper.
Could y'all do this somewhere off of my post. TIA.
SO YOU'ЯRE ЯREALLY GOI_G TO JUST SAY THIS I_ FЯRO_T OF ME.
࣪⊹₊˚{ so no one else here watches ru culls drag raze i take it }._.{ #knewit #typical }˚₊⊹ ࣪
THIS·ONE·LITERALLY·STARTS·SENTENCES·SAYING·EVERYPVPPY· I·AM·NOT·EVEN·MAD·I·AM·IVST·ACKNOVLEDGING·VHAT·VE·ARE·DEALING·VITH·HERE
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MANY·OF·YOV·HAVE·SEEMED·TO·INDICATE·A·PREFERENCE·FOR·THE·BOTTOM·BVNK·IN·THE·DOVBLE·DECKER·RECVPERACOON·MODEL· FRANKLY·I·CANNOT·VNDERSTAND·THE·APPEAL·AS·IT·IS·ONLY·FROM·THE·TOP·BVNK·THAT·YOV·MAY·GAZE·PROVDLY·VPON·YOVR·CHOO·CHOO·TRAINS·THE·VAY·THE·MESSIAHS·INTENDED
_OT E_OUGH OF MY FELLOW PUЯRPLES ЯREMEMBEЯRI_G TO PUSH THE JUGGALOGE_DA. #WWTMMD
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....okayyyy, wait, fincess???? i dont hate it! }*7*{ #likeactuallyyyy #soooocullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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CASPER·I·DO·NOT·APPRECIATE·YOVR·MOCKERY·OF·THE·MARTYRDOM·OF·THE·BERRIES·AND·CREAM·LAD
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