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Beforian
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ok well so, 1 just saw a v1deo on chewtube and 1t really rem1nded me of th1s b1t of a gag 1d pull r1ght 1 made over 2,000 caegars a n1ght do1ng 1t, naturally, bc how else was 1 gonna get vape money how, may you ask? 1ts so easy, espec1ally 1f 1 can do 1t go to a bar 1n the uppers1de (place you dont frequent, but where the fujos do) w1th a good guy fr1end of yours. most 1mportant part 1s dress1ng to un1mpress (shorts, jersey) start a convo w1th some lad1es, normal and all, but you gotta gu1de the convo to the top1c of k1ss1ng other guys (1mportant). say youve never done 1t and that you cant be fucked to be pa1d to do 1t e1ther (hook) they'll offer left and r1ght to pay you but DONT take the f1rst offer, go h1gher, l1ke $100 m1n1mum or more for tongue (l1ne) take the money and k1ss your good guy guy fr1end (s1nker) go on to the next bar, r1nse and repeat at th1s rate be1ng broke 1s a cho1ce, you guys just gotta work smarter not harder or else youre not gonna make 1t far 1n l1fe

Kult: +55
Kull: +30
Total: 85
Ratio: 1.83

I think I yearn for you.

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Beforian
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@catabolicAlchemist[CA]

haha what

Gahahaha ?whuwh?

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