did you guys know that former prez andrew jackson famously almost unfounded america andy j was up for reelection it was between andrew and like two guys there were also a few lesser notable write in candidates but those never win anyway anyway so andrew basically goes "if i win this election i am disbanding america" "i was here when america started i founded it and i even proposed there being boxes and lines on our official badge which was an idea only i could ever have" "so i deserve to be in charge of it still i think" "and also if anyone leaves its because we had a situationship that didnt go anywhere and you fucking suck and only care about being a premiership world leader" "i even thought about being less of a lesbian for you" the other two shrugged one of them won they moved on and andy j had like a ridiculous fucking crashout full grown ass big adult age whiny piss tantrum in public where everyone could see it was famously called the duel of andrew vs jackson anyway for legal reasons any resemblance to persons living dead or undead or dead undead and living again in that order are entirely coincidental this is a work of satire #teamchudelection
