♠ hated by @blatantGodhead
fuck. fuck. /fuck/. not really digging that, pissing me the fuck off. oopsies, breaking shit all up in this bitch. lmfao.
My little wiggler should hatch within the coming weeks... I'm looking forward to being a mother. 🥰
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boyfriend invited me over finally. i almost thought id have to actually ask to come over. cant look like i give too much of a shit right? lmao.
i dont understand vwhat youre trying to say here
put a little bit of poop in it (referance)
let me in
im in
You know what? I'll say it. Cronus is right sometimes. YES. That Cronus. Stop sending him to jail.
Kitten! Daddy is NOT happy.
stay safe not me tho
shit i guess i lost my streak i love my husband and i'd fuck him any dau
computer explode all daves
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it'S what he would have wanted
i also won the bingo btw
Just saying if you spam everyone's feeds vaguely posting about a game with no rules posted and then get mad cause someone doesn't know one of the rules maybe consider the problem may be with your communication.
Love my fans.
I don't know why I bother given you just rig shit against me.
Note how they change the rules because they don't want me to win. Lmao. @barackObama Help a brother out.
You robbing me of this win is a fucking crime and so it counts.
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/thatsabingo.png Sorry folks, better luck next time. #chittrbingo
I did 9/11.
9/11 is funny. Fuck you.
maybe cuz it was weirdo advice man #chalance4lyfe
Because, you are a weirdo.
i'm goin to bed pls remember to still be there tomorrow
dont wanna.
It's hilarious how little it takes to set the Daves off. Alleged "detached cool dudes" when I make a single jab at their silly little party.
she’s so beautiful I can’t wait to bang her https://tenor.com/view/confused-custom-puppet-cyclops-monster-puppet-gif-4135084670252212791 #nsfw
Generally speaking, when someone is posting wistfully about how they want to do X but it's soooooooo impossible, it is considered polite to help them do X. Wanting advice is the DEFAULT when posting online unless you specifically state otherwise. I am annoyed you got on my ass because you are acting obsessed just because I let you know that you weren't actually stuck in a pit for an eternity. This conversation could have been "thanks but I just want to vent" and I would have backed off but instead you tried to justify why your erroneous self-hate is soooooooo justified and now here we are, three vagueposts later. You did this to yourself.
Your chit was "I will never do [easily achievable gender goal]." Be honest.
BAIT·VSED·TO·BE·BELIEVABLE
Unfortunately I Am Having A " The Sexiest Part About Him Is His Thinksponge " " Meme " Moment In A Way That Is Terribly Devoid Of Irony. #suggestive #nsfc
kpop demon hunter
Uh, you need 8 8adges for that actualy.
and iwve only seen you once at your graduation no cinematic glovw or soft rock soundtrack and i wvatched you mowve and breathe and cry and it felt so wvrong #lyricsposting
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎døggy *pets*˚.⭒
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Bbuuuuuuurrrrrppp
haha i was just playing too. got you! #pranked
Life is too short. Ragebait that Strider.
DAWWGGGG!! NOTHIN' COMPARES TO THE SWEET TWANG OF A BITCH'S BANGIN' NINGYO THINGY. I WAS MAD CRASHING ON THE FUTON, STRAIGHT THRASHING BITCHES ON THE BIG TUBE WITH NO CARE FOR THOSE TONY HAWK DIGI-G'S, AND I STARTED GETTING MAD CRAVINGS! SWEET UTTERANCES ALL DROPPED IN MY LISTENIN' HOLES BY MY HOMIE'S MOUTH HINGE MECHANISM. it was crazy, usually he's on the stoic side, but word is words and you know if there ain't a game, there ain't a bro, so i got in on his ravings. KWIK-LIKE, AND IT WAS GOOOD. BUNRAKU BABES FOR DAYS OVER ON PLUSHRUMP DOT COM. GET A LOAD OF THIS, AND GET A LOADS ON THIS. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24a9029862ae.jpg
>>| .i have no .offense .against yuri .and yuriday. .i just love yaoi more.
♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.
i heard it vwas #yuriday. nowv i'm not a lesbian (or a girl) but if you ladies had just one look at me you'd see howv beautiful i am and you'd be cured in an instant.
ᐖ WOIAGH HAHA I LIEK ᐖAT ᑈAᑈHING I STEAL ᐛ
#neigborhour You guys aren't as exited about this as I thought you'd be
#neigborhour You guys just don't appreciate fine art
#neigborhour @gameTheory do you want to participate in neighbor hour
#neigborhour I should become a fourth dimensional being like if you agree
#neigborhour You cannot stop me from achiving my final form
I think we should have an hour deticated to the hit game hello neighbor now
tHaT'S WhErE I'M TrYiNg tO Be mOtHeRfUcKeR dAmN StOp nOoKbLoCkInG
Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!
#nsfw Of course I have to do this, honey. How else are you goin' to learn to be a good little victim? The welts on your skin look pretty, calm down. It's all gonna be fine. Just listen to me.