♠ hated by @blatantGodhead
boyfriend invited me over finally. i almost thought id have to actually ask to come over. cant look like i give too much of a shit right? lmao.

i dont understand vwhat youre trying to say here

let me in

im in

You know what? I'll say it. Cronus is right sometimes. YES. That Cronus. Stop sending him to jail.

Kitten! Daddy is NOT happy.
D4v35 n33d 70 w0rk 0n 5c4mm1n9 p30pl3 83773r, 1/10 5c4m.˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

it'S what he would have wanted
maybe cuz it was weirdo advice man #chalance4lyfe

im not! imma b even more chalant

i'm goin to bed pls remember to still be there tomorrow
dont wanna.
she’s so beautiful I can’t wait to bang her https://tenor.com/view/confused-custom-puppet-cyclops-monster-puppet-gif-4135084670252212791 #nsfw
Generally speaking, when someone is posting wistfully about how they want to do X but it's soooooooo impossible, it is considered polite to help them do X. Wanting advice is the DEFAULT when posting online unless you specifically state otherwise. I am annoyed you got on my ass because you are acting obsessed just because I let you know that you weren't actually stuck in a pit for an eternity. This conversation could have been "thanks but I just want to vent" and I would have backed off but instead you tried to justify why your erroneous self-hate is soooooooo justified and now here we are, three vagueposts later. You did this to yourself.
Your chit was "I will never do [easily achievable gender goal]." Be honest.
BAIT·VSED·TO·BE·BELIEVABLE

Unfortunately I Am Having A " The Sexiest Part About Him Is His Thinksponge " " Meme " Moment In A Way That Is Terribly Devoid Of Irony. #suggestive #nsfc

kpop demon hunter
Uh, you need 8 8adges for that actualy.

and iwve only seen you once at your graduation no cinematic glovw or soft rock soundtrack and i wvatched you mowve and breathe and cry and it felt so wvrong #lyricsposting

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎døggy *pets*˚.⭒
haha i was just playing too. got you! #pranked

Life is too short. Ragebait that Strider.
>>| .i have no .offense .against yuri .and yuriday. .i just love yaoi more.

♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.
i heard it vwas #yuriday. nowv i'm not a lesbian (or a girl) but if you ladies had just one look at me you'd see howv beautiful i am and you'd be cured in an instant.
ᐖ WOIAGH HAHA I LIEK ᐖAT ᑈAᑈHING I STEAL ᐛ

#neigborhour You guys aren't as exited about this as I thought you'd be

#neigborhour You guys just don't appreciate fine art

#neigborhour @gameTheory do you want to participate in neighbor hour

#neigborhour I should become a fourth dimensional being like if you agree

#neigborhour You cannot stop me from achiving my final form

I think we should have an hour deticated to the hit game hello neighbor now

tHaT'S WhErE I'M TrYiNg tO Be mOtHeRfUcKeR dAmN StOp nOoKbLoCkInG

Im a pimp! Never been a whimp!
#nsfw Of course I have to do this, honey. How else are you goin' to learn to be a good little victim? The welts on your skin look pretty, calm down. It's all gonna be fine. Just listen to me.












