@blatantGodhead — #nsfw
i love when nepeta quotes me with this bullshit anyways guess which disney twink im talking about
"why suck a strap" have you lost your integrity have you forgotten theatre do you think the mind does not deserve to be pleasured then why does the body think about that #philosophy #nsfw
women being lesbians google show me they boobies #nsfw #women
two women kissing boobs tits google pls #women #nsfw
dude i just found a gem #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/spj83p5k/IMG-6333.jpg
i also dont like my pubes touching my dick thats why i shave that shit #womanproblems #nsfw i guess
i think ult dirk genuinely has a fetish for people being mad at him but its super weird when he tries ragebaiting daves cause thats weird ewwww ewwwww gtfo #nsfw #directpost #ihateultdirk
nepeta is begging for me to let them fuck my bro and im scared i showed them one photo and its all they ask of me anymore help #nsfw #helpme
nepeta has such a way with words #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/chfJTxKP/Screenshot-20260608-013504-Discord.jpg
actually happened btw john is the only person i know who will jerk off more than three times a day his personal best is six i think and i just topped that so now my title is the jerker #nsfw #friendship
i out jerked the jerker now i am the jerker #iwin #nsfw
werewolves written in books with like #nsfw scenarios always bother me cause why are you licking them it just makes me imagine my bros dog licking me right after a shower and that is gross imagine killing a werewolf my bros dog has burped in my face enough times for me to immediately be grossed out their stench is awful
remember if you get depression during winter you actually just hate that hades is getting laid #nsfw
after im done shaking my booty i can get to working and smashing #nsfw
i can always count on junior to misinterpreted what i say and tell me what sex counts as sex #nsfw
shit does premarital sex even count if its with a strap on yo can we get mormon doc scratch to answer this im really curious #nsfw
trollbama vagueposted me asking mormon doc scratch about soaking #nsfw
im regularly jerking it while chitting and youll never know when im actually doing it or i never do it and im lying to you #nsfw
#davedoodlesandotherart #nsfw ish count dirkula https://i.ibb.co/NdHy5CgT/20260529-093056.jpg
its so hard being in a relationship and then all of your friendships are weirdly close and youve kissed youve kissed like twenty times anyways what im saying here truthfully is i dont want a celebrity hall pass but if john or karkat wanted to crack id be open to it absolutely not be with them thought gross i hate men #nsfw
bug blunt rotation #substance #nsfw incase someone doesnt like bugs https://i.ibb.co/JMytqr5/20260527-171609.jpg
Rule34dle Daily 2026-05-24 🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟥 5/10 https://rule34dle.vercel.app/ #nsfw
dirk has proven that if you say funky unc needs to spunk enough times you become God #nsfw
god gives his strongest warriors the hardest battles sigh my girlfriend is on his period so i cant eat him out #nsfw
i cant make a fucking smoothie cause the blenders gone so mommy is making whipped cream and shes gonna watch porn while eating it #nsfw
bitches hate to see a woman with erectile dysfunction #nsfw
like yall aint ever had erectile dysfunction #nsfw
now my dick is pissing me off why am i sitting here jerking off and nothing is happening maybe my problem is i need to stop watching parodies of actual porn #nsfw pair of deez titties lol
are we crying or creaming cause im just fucking lost #nsfw #readinyaoi
john used to text me "heres your queerslop for the day" and send me really bad porn he drew of tf2 characters #nsfw
like a moth to a lamp in the corner of my room im searching for tits #nsfw
what i wouldnt do to be in the omegaverse #nsfw #yuriday god is yuri day even still happening
bought a vibrator that connects to spotify wanted yall to know i think this is how eminem was meant to be listened to #nsfw
what the fuck are you supposed to do with your hands when getting your dick sucked? #nsfw
had such a good idea i got a boner #strokeofpenius #nsfw
i feel like shoulder boulders the song should apply to #yuriday #nsfw
im nonchalant about everything but women STRANGLE ME #nsfw #yuriday
#yurihour is all you really need when you're a foid femcel who just wants beautiful women to beat you up #violence #nsfw
hearing someone explain how they killed an alt me is extremely attractive actually #nsfw #violence #nsfwe
i need a woman to choke me i need to be under her NOWWWW #yurihour #nsfw
need me a woman who can rip my heart out and yell at me while pegging me #yurihour #yuritime #yearning #nsfw