@blatantGodhead — #nsfw
i cant make a fucking smoothie cause the blenders gone so mommy is making whipped cream and shes gonna watch porn while eating it #nsfw
bitches hate to see a woman with erectile dysfunction #nsfw
like yall aint ever had erectile dysfunction #nsfw
now my dick is pissing me off why am i sitting here jerking off and nothing is happening maybe my problem is i need to stop watching parodies of actual porn #nsfw pair of deez titties lol
are we crying or creaming cause im just fucking lost #nsfw #readinyaoi
john used to text me "heres your queerslop for the day" and send me really bad porn he drew of tf2 characters #nsfw
like a moth to a lamp in the corner of my room im searching for tits #nsfw
what i wouldnt do to be in the omegaverse #nsfw #yuriday god is yuri day even still happening
bought a vibrator that connects to spotify wanted yall to know i think this is how eminem was meant to be listened to #nsfw
what the fuck are you supposed to do with your hands when getting your dick sucked? #nsfw
had such a good idea i got a boner #strokeofpenius #nsfw
i feel like shoulder boulders the song should apply to #yuriday #nsfw
im nonchalant about everything but women STRANGLE ME #nsfw #yuriday
#yurihour is all you really need when you're a foid femcel who just wants beautiful women to beat you up #violence #nsfw
hearing someone explain how they killed an alt me is extremely attractive actually #nsfw #violence #nsfwe
i need a woman to choke me i need to be under her NOWWWW #yurihour #nsfw
need me a woman who can rip my heart out and yell at me while pegging me #yurihour #yuritime #yearning #nsfw
the big yaoi company is taking my yaoi rights away cause im a woman now #nsfw i guess
Girl wobble it, and I'ma gobble it I see you movin' your head, your head bobblin' We can cradle the bed I'm straight rockin' it The girls say my head like the head of a rocket ship #nsfw #lyrics
can... can we combine #davehour with #hornyhour? #nsfw kind of
i guess man #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/fzds4bT3/Untitled156-20260511015604.png
spicy ramen with butter alfredo sauce dyed green and also i added ranch popcorn seasoning after my first bite tasted like when youre busting a nut but the music behind the porno is lowkey fire so you gotta bust a move #nsfw
holy shit theyre making out sexual style #nsfw
smash or pass? smash everyone who isn't me or related to me pass everyone who is me and related to me #nsfw