Dave Strider
@blatantGodhead
she/he/they big yaoi took my rights //pfp made by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc
callie is funny as shit
OUT OF CURIOSITY. DO YOU MEAN A VERSION OF MY DAUGHTER OR THE TROLL I’VE SEEN AROUND NAMED THAT?
the drug dealer #substance
#breakfast a joint and some potato sticks #substance
X Ayyyyy same, but like only 1 joint total? You don’t expect a 1 joint breakfast to get through the day I hope… #substance x
no i have one joint with every meal and edibles for snacks #substance
X I guessssss that MIIIGHT be enough x
thanks for letting me know weed god #substance
A pitiful creature really. Still, I do need backups.
burp
How may I shape your reality?
water
god im really fucking with this apple right now this shit is so crunchy and juicy with a perfect blend of tartness and sweetness. shit is so cash. #breakfast #fruitposting
holy shit
damn that does sound cash as fuck
Banana nut muffin.
why r you nuttin on your banana muffin??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #nsfw
Strike 1.
nahhh three strikes your out ass reply 😂😂😂😂
I seem to have caused an unnecessary upheaval amongst you all. Let me be clear, I do not plan to have the title of President given to anyone else during my administration. We are not at war. The facts are simple: It is #DroneSeason soon, and my matesprit is extremely attractive. As VP, Madame Lalonde has always been authorized to take Presidential Control if I am not able to lead.
yeah no i still hate that
I apologize. In the event she needs to lead, it would ideally be a short duration. I assure you, she is an extremely capable leader if necessary.
trollbama... how youve fallen 😔😔😔😞😞😞
It is either her or Meenah; I assure you, I am confident most would rather have Madame Lalonde.
meenah would be better
That’s certainly a… choice. I see you must have history with Madame Lalonde.
no
ill be the first to say it i dont think trollbama could solo sukuna
I am not sure who this individual is, but likely not.
yeah youre cooked... well lemme think
If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
nah war soon ig
I surely hope not.
i dont trust anyone but you to be president dawg this place going to shit istg
girl are your shoulders nonexistent how are you crawling through a laundry chute
exactly
Daddy's clean reinstalling his video game.
never post like this again pls </3
You missed all the posts where I called myself momma, huh.
if it was in the past three days yeah i was dead
... Dave, I hate to break it to you, but I've been doing this for the last two weeks.
i dont really pay attention