Dave Strider
@blatantGodhead
she/he/they big yaoi took my rights //pfp made by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc
callie is funny as shit
OUT OF CURIOSITY. DO YOU MEAN A VERSION OF MY DAUGHTER OR THE TROLL I’VE SEEN AROUND NAMED THAT?
erm can you guys pass me my tampon i have to bleed while listening to a song about flowers #girlslisteningtomusic I FUCKING LOVE NUMETAL SPORTS ARE EPIC I HATE MY BITCH OF A WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! #guyslisteningtomusic
i must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer #cw-self-harm #suicide #cw-suicide
#breakfast a joint and some potato sticks #substance
X Ayyyyy same, but like only 1 joint total? You don’t expect a 1 joint breakfast to get through the day I hope… #substance x
no i have one joint with every meal and edibles for snacks #substance
X You’re welcome o’ humble smoker of the plant, I shall blesseth thee with a 3.5 AAAA+ #substance x
just realized i still have rabies i should be dead atp
totally gonna get blocked
mommy fucked up and made butter
i cant make a fucking smoothie cause the blenders gone so mommy is making whipped cream and shes gonna watch porn while eating it #nsfw
bitches hate to see a woman with erectile dysfunction #nsfw
like yall aint ever had erectile dysfunction #nsfw
now my dick is pissing me off why am i sitting here jerking off and nothing is happening maybe my problem is i need to stop watching parodies of actual porn #nsfw pair of deez titties lol
ill never make the big leagues with these reflexes
fortnite miku skin
fart gun vape #substance
pussy #nsfw
now im gonna chit every time i want something and its gonna be random and you arent gonna know why im doing it unless you remember this
ill be the first to say it i dont think trollbama could solo sukuna
girl are your shoulders nonexistent how are you crawling through a laundry chute
hes obviously an octopus cause he can fit into small spaces like her heart <333 sorry my bf is making me watch stupid anime shit with him over discord
the horse has been beaten revived beaten again thrown in the river and broken in half like a glowstick but i think i can still revive it for one last meeting with the homies #violence