♣ mediated by @blatantGodhead
boyfriend invited me over finally. i almost thought id have to actually ask to come over. cant look like i give too much of a shit right? lmao.
Well just let it sit for a little before opening it unless you wanna spray your Dirk with it.
Your chit was "I will never do [easily achievable gender goal]." Be honest.
➡️You cater to the slobbering masses while your oldest friend wallows in his earnestness.➡️ ➡️No Goredash deliveries available for ceviche.➡️

(=^・⩊・^=) < BEAUTYIFFUL..~ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0AF08930A467.JPG #AESTHETICS

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joke that i thought of while i was doing stuff what do ghost hunters wear when out in the field??? nothing special honestly they just put on a paranormal jeans (|:) got a snort out of me when i thought of it if i may toot my own horn
DAWWGGGG!! NOTHIN' COMPARES TO THE SWEET TWANG OF A BITCH'S BANGIN' NINGYO THINGY. I WAS MAD CRASHING ON THE FUTON, STRAIGHT THRASHING BITCHES ON THE BIG TUBE WITH NO CARE FOR THOSE TONY HAWK DIGI-G'S, AND I STARTED GETTING MAD CRAVINGS! SWEET UTTERANCES ALL DROPPED IN MY LISTENIN' HOLES BY MY HOMIE'S MOUTH HINGE MECHANISM. it was crazy, usually he's on the stoic side, but word is words and you know if there ain't a game, there ain't a bro, so i got in on his ravings. KWIK-LIKE, AND IT WAS GOOOD. BUNRAKU BABES FOR DAYS OVER ON PLUSHRUMP DOT COM. GET A LOAD OF THIS, AND GET A LOADS ON THIS. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24a9029862ae.jpg


