jade harley !
@gardenGnostic
☆ /ᐠ - -マ doggirl-coded ... || she/all • asexual panromantic <3 || friend-loving • music & gardening !
feeling sick :( i already had breakfast and water though ... any tips that dont include ginger? i hate ginger.
i was going to go out for my friend's birthday, but it seems my dog doesnt want me to go ... what gives!
some people need to be kept on a tighter leash ... you know who you are... hehe #vagueposting ! i can do it too!
i fell asleep with the window open and my dog is on my blanket!!! help i'm so cold!!!!
Assert dominance. Use the dog as a blanket.
yo yo yo 8----> wake the fucking barkbeast up
lays down. stands up. walks in a circle. lays down again. huff.
that's a lot of work!! you should take a nap or something after that D:
if i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap, how can we ever truly be together? no matter how hard i press my face into yours, a space remains . so am i alone ?
yo yo yo 8----> what the fuck are you on about
Yep. . Nope. God no.. (The Quote aside. I've kind of always disliked this way of thinking. On a molecular level we may be distanced. But I can still feel the heat of another's flesh on my own. The sensation of contact.)
it's not enough to just feel their heat on my skin! i want to be one !! merged together on a level so deep maybe we're not even two different people... or something...
Beautiful. Poetic. A tad obsessive. I can't see myself relating. Sharing a combined "self" with me is a curse. One I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. I wish you luck in sorting out these feelings.
everywhere i go i see people ... h*lding h*nds.... inappropriate! #nsfw
does anyone play instruments here ?! i play guitar and piano. who wants to form a band or like ... be my friend maybe ... /ᐠ.៸៸៸.ᐟ\ /)
i would love to hear it if you happen to record anything! or just to know what songs you decide to play.
aaa perfect! i played drums a few times but my coordination is... weak. @-@
:33< it's hard!!! :33< but once youre in the groove youre in the groove!!!
i've been practicing mary by alex g on my electric guitar for a while now c: if i record anything ill be sure to send it <3
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that sounds really cool!! i hope you can – well, get out, but i'm concerned that if i say this it might make me an accomplice.... so i'll just say ' i hope !'
i just woke up but it seems my entire chittr feed is very ...vocal.. about their carnal desires tonight /ᐠ. .ᐟ\
for what it's worth, that is most nights on chittr. and days.
... it's so hard having unrequited feelings for someone ]: https://i.imgur.com/tfn0w2r.gif
A terrible consequence of the human condition, I'm afraid! Worry not! You will find one who can match your monsters! Take what you love and seek for it in one that finds what they like within you!
If ever occasion arises that you should want to talk about it, I will not hesitate to lend a sympathetic ear, likely two. Serial yearner myself, I am far from unfamiliar with the struggle inherent.
i don't believe there's anyone who is able to feel what i am able. but thats okay, because life loves to prove all of us wrong. we will find what we look for, or have our doubts be proven wrong. it is beautiful, and you will thrive.
whenever someone talks about themself to me, i feel so happy . . . likeyes!! i'm listening!! do you wanna be friends!? you'reso interesting and cool im so happy... /ᐠ> <マ #positivitymaxxing
chitchatting is so so funny!!! i love learning so much about a person through their small interests or hobbies
yesyes!!! it's so nice and i like to write it all down and keep notes on allmy friends!! <3
omg you have a notepad for that???? that's so smart!!!! i mostly try to keep it all in my head but it's hard :(
whenever my chitts get pitied, i feel like this image ... https://i.imgur.com/9xlnl8n.jpeg
waiting for something to happen ? . . . <3 !
for an amazing reason! but i've always liked the colour blue. you wanna know why?
#specificposting my super awesome friends: john, dave, rose, and everybody in between <33 #loveandpeace #positivity #positivityposting is this dogmaxxing enough ...?!
you are dog maxxing to the extreme! everyone knows dogs are very affectionate, so you nailed it jade.
when you post, why does it have to be vague!? i feel like im missing out on everyone's inside joke!!! >:[ #specificposting !!!!!! no more #vagueposting !!!!
8ecause it's flirt8iously targeted! In my case, anyway. Pretty sure it's flustering him to play around a8out it, so fuck if I'm stopping!
I can’t bully people across time and space if I’m too specific!!! mew~ 💖✨
i had to drink the rest of my baja blast to wash the taste out of my mouth. /ᐠﹷ ‸ ﹷ ᐟ\ /) lamotrigine tastes so bad!!!!! and now i'm out of yummy drink!!!
what are you doing with it that makes you have to taste it? it comes in tiny little tablets, right?
yes!! i'm putting it in my mouth, john! as all little tablets should be ....
of course not!!! they need to put sugar coating on this thing, like an m&m ... it dissolves and harasses my poor tongue.
are you letting it sit long enough on your tongue to dissolve? just to be clear i am not trying to criticize you or anything, just hoping to help!
if you keep it on your tongue for more than like, 5 seconds you can start to taste it and it does taste bad. i always make sure to have some water ready before i take my medication including a lamotrigine tablet. that way i can put my meds on my tongue all at the same time and immediately drink the water to wash it all down right away.
and NEVER take medication like pills and tablets dry. that will fuck up your throat.
/ᐠ｡.｡ᐟ\!!! really?!! oh no !! uh yeah.. i've never... i would never ... aha....haha ... well i'll add a colorful reminder..
it's ok jade, you didn't know! there is nothing to be ashamed about and it is good that you know now for the future. :)
what do you do when you're 'followed' on this website? /ᐠ ﹷ ﹷ ᐟ\ i would like to 'follow' too, but im nervous to make people uncomfortable ... stranger danger? is it better to 'follow' no one at all?! this is all very confusing.
You'll be fine kid. It's not that deep. Follow who you like, don't follow who you don't.
i MEAN, a STRANGER IS JUST, a FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T MET YET!
follow back with yo whole B-EING. no falterin no wimpin out you hit that follow back button like it owes you $$$$$$
oh wow!! i havent met anyone i dont like yet. thank you. i know what to do now !
yEAH! i MEAN, yOU ARE AN ADULT ANYWAYS, yOU SHOULDN'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT STUFF LIKE, sTRANGER DANGER, aNYWAYS, aS MUCH, aNYMORE, i WOULD THINK, aNYWAYS,
“ be quiet , i'm dogmaxxing + puppyposting ” ! i asked for chitt ideas ... thanks for the suggestion, dave! /ᐠ > <マ do i look ... cooler?
ohh!! thank you jinx!! i didnt know what a 'dogmaxx' is anyway!! <3
whenever i get anxious i whine like those puppy dog noises. which is weird because im human!!! but im away from home for tonight and im scared :( i'm trying to just draw to keep the bad feelings away ... /ᐠ,- -マ
aw no! is there anything i can do to help, jade?
i'M SORRY, i HOPE YOU FEEL LESS SCARED, sOON,
thank you!! keeping positive thoughts... like clouds and pretty flowers :]
tHERE YOU GO! oR MAYBE TRY, wALKING IN A CIRCLE BEFORE, lAYING DOWN?
i dont know!! it's the first time i've been alone in someone's house!! i'll be okay, thank you john ... send more dogs /ᐠ > <マ !! <3
what a unique idea! i'm not certain how it's supposed to help. but i tried it and that was good!!!!